matthew @pahuski.com · 6mthey should eliminate both teams for making America deal with more of this 000
Reposted by matthewJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 32mthe phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 627470
Reposted by matthewCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 44mHarper makes that catch if he keeps all the blood in his body 3453
matthew @pahuski.com · 1hno offense to the hardworking dinger, but a 3-2-3 double play to get out of a bases-loaded jam has to be one of the most satisfying events in baseball 020
Reposted by matthewWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 2hBeing mad at the Mamdani announcement is just straightforwardly anti-Semitic. Like there’s not really any excuse left to hide behind there. 342142
Reposted by matthewNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 131993429
Reposted by matthewPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 412595366
matthew @pahuski.com · 6hWhy do I need personalized music when the Quad City DJs already made "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"? 170
matthew @pahuski.com · 8hGood morning. I am ready to entrust my mental health to a bunch of guys on ice skates once again. 020
Reposted by matthewSports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu. 829355
Reposted by matthewassbutt @nasboat.org · 17hwho wants to help me beat Liberty Bibberty to death with a tire iron 128410
Reposted by matthewfake 23 blast w/ a backside george reverse @socretariat.bsky.social · 20hThe Chicago Baseball White Sox 131
Reposted by matthewJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22hSCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927424
Reposted by matthewNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22h[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin. 449534
matthew @pahuski.com · 22hWhen white smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel, that means “in play, run(s)” 000
Reposted by matthewGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22hPeople on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true. 1505
Reposted by matthewDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well at least Duran came in today and threw 30 pitches so you can’t use him tomorrow in an elimination game 1131
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Phillies Spanish radio finally moved to FM. No delay, either. For whatever reason WIP is about 30 seconds behind. Had to pull in the AM station in Wilmington when I took the radio to CBP last year 000
Reposted by matthewMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid 1333668477
Reposted by matthewweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly 10352111566
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026IBX's radio ad says they approach your care with the passion of Philadelphia sports fans. Assuming that means if you ask if you're covered for a procedure, they'll throw a battery at you and tell you go to hell 010
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Not to discount the fact that a lot of this is just bog-standard prejudice against people with disabilities, but it's also a complete lack of curiosity and wonder at what humans are capable of. Just a total failure of imagination. What poor, dull interior lives these people must lead. 080
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Hello Mike this is your campaign manager speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit 020
Reposted by matthewthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101752244
Reposted by matthewDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb in a robe like Case Keenum’s proud papa 710510
Reposted by matthewjam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth" 165270
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026some guy just called into The Score saying that Case is clearly the guy and maybe Caleb will have a place in the wildcat lmao 110
Reposted by matthewDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb Williams was hyped for Case 929541
Reposted by matthewStar @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this 6898377
Reposted by matthewDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Courtney Cronin: At 38 years and 223 days young, Case Keenum is the oldest player to score a rushing touchdown in Bears history 1336746
Reposted by matthewNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s crazy that in the past 40 years the Chicago Bears have had two good quarterbacks and they’ve each started a game in the last two weeks. 0234
Reposted by matthewMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm so mad at myself for not seeing this one coming. Sicko playcaller with an experienced backup QB is the ultimate upset formula. 90156953
Reposted by matthewmatthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026you could say that drive was the best Case scenario 😎 032
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026I am going to climb a pole on Broad Street and blast "Bear Down, Chicago Bears" 010
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Bears defense back? A QB we counted out playing really well? A republican president tanking in the polls in large part due to a misguided war in the middle east? close enough, WELCOME BACK 2006 000
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
