Reposted by Jeff KnoxBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026pack it up, pack it in let me begin 26611
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just goes to another dimension us regular people can't comprehend 000
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Glad to hear iHeartMedia is promising to only use human voices nationwide 👏👏👏 radioink.com/2025/12/01/i...radioink.comiHeartMedia Draws Industry Line Against AI Voices With New Policy - Radio InkiHeartMedia is reinforcing its identity with a new companywide policy banning AI-generated on-air talent and content. 010
Reposted by Jeff Knoxsftrivia.bsky.social @sftrivia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Charlie Dressen (Source: 1,001 Baseball Quips and Quotes, by Glenn Liebman, 1994) 001
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 30/01/2025You're being mean to yourself if you think you're average 132
Reposted by Jeff KnoxViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff 2552875
Reposted by Jeff Knoxsftrivia.bsky.social @sftrivia.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Who ACTUALLY said “The coldest winter I ever spent, was a summer in San Francisco”, according to a book by Glenn Liebman? (Hint: it wasn’t Mark Twain) 101
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Door Dashers imply the existence of Door Prancers and Door Vixens 0103
Reposted by Jeff KnoxfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19/12/2024traffic is gross more like traffickk 611030
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Adding “Tsunami and Tornado warning survivor” to my resume 041
Reposted by Jeff Knoxstephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 14/12/2024happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate 1312
Reposted by Jeff KnoxMat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Give me your tired-of-Twitter, your poor-of-taste, your huddled asses learning to Bluesky 074
Reposted by Jeff KnoxDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/05/2023ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah 351987418
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 05/12/2024pick a movie, keep one actor. the rest are muppets Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet 010
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Bay Area friends: stay away from the water at noon. There is a Tsunami warning after an earthquake 45 miles southwest of Eureka in the Pacific Ocean. #Tsunami #Earthquake 240
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024American taking California from Mexico, to the tune of "Hot To Go": H-I-D-A-L-G-O" 010
Reposted by Jeff Knoxkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/08/2024i wouldn't tell anyone if i inherited a billboard company but there would be signs 522302503
Reposted by Jeff KnoxMike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words. 26892170
Reposted by Jeff Knoxweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The social contract is breaking down (people are replying without liking) 3256262
Reposted by Jeff KnoxOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest 1054028247
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Check out this San Francisco Starterpack: go.bsky.app/6s6L2t7 000
Reposted by Jeff Knox😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 20/11/2024being nice has a HUGE amount of social capital here. i worry, as im sure a lot of us are, it will soon be replaced with clout. but i like the niceness exchange rate here. i value it. i deeply hope it sustains. 4260593
Reposted by Jeff KnoxFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024you know what they say, if you’re an eavesdropper or a telepath 217725
Reposted by Jeff Knoxfarrah129.bsky.social @farrah129.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My first ever bluesky post! This is exciting - yes I am this sad lol 071
Reposted by Jeff KnoxKnorg @knorg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024There's an old saying, "you're only as old as the person reading the date on your birth certificate in a shocked, increasingly horrified, whisper says you are." It’s not a great saying. 315035
Reposted by Jeff KnoxFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/11/2024ME: It's about the journey, not the destination, Sharon. HER: You don't know how to steer this hot air balloon do you? ME: I do not. 940077
Reposted by Jeff KnoxHarley Davidson 🏳️⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 17/11/2024this is bluesky we look out for each other 37113
Reposted by Jeff KnoxJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/11/2024How it feels reconnecting with Twitter mutuals 1154662985
Reposted by Jeff KnoxFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/11/2024it’s called an english gentleman’s cane because chap stick was taken 631655
Reposted by Jeff KnoxArielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 11/11/2024And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for this crippling depression. 0203
Reposted by Jeff Knoxnew face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 09/07/2023If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager 311656284
Reposted by Jeff KnoxKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 29/05/2023I AM THE ELDEST BOY 0564
Jeff Knox @jeffknox.bsky.social · 29/05/2023That succession finale was still a better ending to game of thrones than that slop they fed us 4 years ago 010
Reposted by Jeff KnoxViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/05/2023Do you think Jim Henson ever fell in love with a muppet or did he just fuck them 2245293
Reposted by Jeff KnoxRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/05/2023ME: If you married the Kool-Aid Man, you'd need an umbrella because when he leaned down to kiss you at the wedding, he'd spill red Kool-Aid all over you & it would be like that scene in the movie Carrie THERAPIST: And you want to discuss this for another session? ME: Oh yeah 412921
