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Arielle Dundas

@arielledundas.bsky.social
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Comedian. Stardew streamer. Bad Fan Fic Podcast. Typos are part of my brand. Beacons.ai/arielledundas

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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the one hand, muse is a stupid name for an ai agent because muses aren’t supposed to work. But maybe it’s meant to be acknowledgment that a lot of men used the title of muse to take credit for women’s work.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For decades they openly conspired to take over a branch of our government so they could enforce unpopular policies and aparently none of them considered that this might make them unlikable.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Far right terrorist Samuel Alito says he has lost friends over his decision to vote to overturn Roe v Wade aka women’s rights. Good, he cost women their lives and autonomy, the fascist scumbag deserves to lose everything including his freedoms.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not worried about joining a cult, not because I think I’m too smart to fall for one, but because I’m annoying enough that I’d get kicked out pretty quickly.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a kid, I did believe that the Martha from Martha’s Vineyard was Martha Stewart.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Therapist during the fall of Rome: Are you feeling hopeful about the future?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need one (1) envelope a year. Why do I have to buy 50 at a time?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the Former Fats Who Make Hating Fat People Their Entire Personality are just bitter that losing weight didn’t make them hot.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me *after spending a lot of time on a video that doesn’t do well and is also probably objectively bad*: take that AI.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Girls don’t want boys want that movie where Jennifer Aniston is the president and married to Tig Notaro.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s interesting when women who brag about being financially dependent on a man say they GET to go to Pilates class etc. No, babe, you HAVE to. Right now you might want to anyway, but I hope that never changes.
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I couldn’t find my birth control this morning. I had made my bed on top of it.
Birth control under a fitted sheet
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t understand what other people think is cool anymore. Like 15 years ago Kash Patel would have been pretty universally understood to be a loser. But a room full of professional athletes were PSYCHED to party with him.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So Hyrox is circuit training? Like at a Curves?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Conservatives are actually so much easier to get along with.” Yeah because they don’t respect you enough as a person to even bother arguing with you.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sarah Palin broke American society because the situation just made it crystal clear to every conman that they weren’t actually vetting anyone they were just hoping the threat of vetting would keep people out.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me trying to explain Alix Earle to men my age: Ok, so remember Elliot Spitzer?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got into stand up comedy because I really wanted to develop opinions on fonts.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A little interview about my upcoming show www.broadwayworld.com/cabaret/arti...
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Interview: Comedian Arielle Dundas Talks SEXUAL POLITICS at The Rat NYC
The 9/10 show touches on everything from sex parties and weight loss to losing elections. Read an interview with comedian Arielle Dundas about how to put…
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s a pretty common joke about how if you kill a guy sitting on his face (you won’t), at least he’ll have died happy. And it’s like, sure, but I’m still alive and now I have to meet his mom.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Auteur theory but for editors.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If a lot of people were watching a movie in theaters they would just keep playing it in theaters.
Ok grandma meme
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How does Adriana Lima feel about ai giving everyone her face?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We need a word for when somebody who forgot their Facebook posts were being crossposted here goes viral.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Any time I can’t find something in like 3 different stores, I think about the time in Catching Fire where Katniss is trying to figure out what’s really going by the shortages in the Capitol. Anyway, what would cause a hydrogen peroxide shortage?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it’s funny when people are like “lots of cultures have flooding myths” like that proves God exists or whatever. Cause it seems pretty obvious to me that it just proves a lot of cultures have experienced floods.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why can’t you wear a bra with most wedding guest dresses? Who decided that this was optimal for dancing with your family?!?!?
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I always join new social media apps the second they drop because years ago I read this profile of this cute influencer couple who became famous because they were some of the first people to post on tiktok.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Healing my inner child by not coloring because I always hated that shit.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I heard the next dsm is coming out around 2030 and I decided to wait until then to get an autism evaluation. So I’m definitely keeping the ADHD diagnosis.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Asking my tarot deck if I’m experiencing spiritual psychosis.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Samantha is the worst American Girl.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Just remember minor league baseball players are too young for you and their job isn’t lucrative enough.” My mom’s unnecessary warning before I go to a game.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When I found out a new dsm would be coming out in like 2030, I thought I’ll just wait until that comes out to get evaluated. So I definitely still have ADHD.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s so funny to me when gen z gets mad at millennials, we never thought about gen x.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Help! I did too much laundry and now my clothes don’t fit into my apartment.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Meta thinks people are going to pay them so their posts do not show up in anyone’s feed.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My conspiracy theory is they’re promoting the fuck out of the dystopian romcom so when it flops they can say “see people don’t want to see romcoms.”
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My mom once put the question “whose dog is the handsomest of the handsome boys?” on a pub quiz and no one got it.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I go through phases of being really into the moon.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do owe anti-vax people an apology. I thought a lot of them were just scared of needles, but now they’re all injecting god-knows-what to make themselves tanner and shit. So obviously, something much stupider was going on.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“In 100 years people are going to think you’re so silly for not using this technology.” Well, after 3 years it’s made heavy users dumb enough that i can’t imagine respecting the opinion of someone who has been using it their entire life.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s interesting that the party that ran on beating China is defunding science. Maybe they think it’s not losing if they just give up.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s so crazy to me that they were like “the women yearn for romcoms let’s set one in a regressive dystopia.”
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok that’s it! Nobody is allowed to use the word “cancelled” until we can decide what the fuck it means.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I used to say I could never be a sugar baby because I’m bad at pretending people are interesting, but I now realize it would have never occurred to the rich, old men that people could find them boring.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If a lot of men had a real visceral hatred of being called, say, “guys,” I think I’d just stop doing it even if I didn’t understand their reasoning.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The literacy crisis may be scary but it has freed me from the pathological desire to be understood by everyone.
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