Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On the one hand, muse is a stupid name for an ai agent because muses aren’t supposed to work. But maybe it’s meant to be acknowledgment that a lot of men used the title of muse to take credit for women’s work. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For decades they openly conspired to take over a branch of our government so they could enforce unpopular policies and aparently none of them considered that this might make them unlikable. 060
Reposted by Arielle DundasRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Far right terrorist Samuel Alito says he has lost friends over his decision to vote to overturn Roe v Wade aka women’s rights. Good, he cost women their lives and autonomy, the fascist scumbag deserves to lose everything including his freedoms. 2163751879
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not worried about joining a cult, not because I think I’m too smart to fall for one, but because I’m annoying enough that I’d get kicked out pretty quickly. 1102
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a kid, I did believe that the Martha from Martha’s Vineyard was Martha Stewart. 030
Reposted by Arielle DundasPé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies. 692166801
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Therapist during the fall of Rome: Are you feeling hopeful about the future? 030
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I need one (1) envelope a year. Why do I have to buy 50 at a time? 130
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think the Former Fats Who Make Hating Fat People Their Entire Personality are just bitter that losing weight didn’t make them hot. 130
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me *after spending a lot of time on a video that doesn’t do well and is also probably objectively bad*: take that AI. 061
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Girls don’t want boys want that movie where Jennifer Aniston is the president and married to Tig Notaro. 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s interesting when women who brag about being financially dependent on a man say they GET to go to Pilates class etc. No, babe, you HAVE to. Right now you might want to anyway, but I hope that never changes. 030
Reposted by Arielle DundasEllsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026chat, do we think the pivot is working 962033145
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I couldn’t find my birth control this morning. I had made my bed on top of it. 031
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t understand what other people think is cool anymore. Like 15 years ago Kash Patel would have been pretty universally understood to be a loser. But a room full of professional athletes were PSYCHED to party with him. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So Hyrox is circuit training? Like at a Curves? 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Conservatives are actually so much easier to get along with.” Yeah because they don’t respect you enough as a person to even bother arguing with you. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sarah Palin broke American society because the situation just made it crystal clear to every conman that they weren’t actually vetting anyone they were just hoping the threat of vetting would keep people out. 040
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me trying to explain Alix Earle to men my age: Ok, so remember Elliot Spitzer? 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I got into stand up comedy because I really wanted to develop opinions on fonts. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A little interview about my upcoming show www.broadwayworld.com/cabaret/arti...broadwayworld.comInterview: Comedian Arielle Dundas Talks SEXUAL POLITICS at The Rat NYCThe 9/10 show touches on everything from sex parties and weight loss to losing elections. Read an interview with comedian Arielle Dundas about how to put… 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There’s a pretty common joke about how if you kill a guy sitting on his face (you won’t), at least he’ll have died happy. And it’s like, sure, but I’m still alive and now I have to meet his mom. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If a lot of people were watching a movie in theaters they would just keep playing it in theaters. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How does Adriana Lima feel about ai giving everyone her face? 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We need a word for when somebody who forgot their Facebook posts were being crossposted here goes viral. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Any time I can’t find something in like 3 different stores, I think about the time in Catching Fire where Katniss is trying to figure out what’s really going by the shortages in the Capitol. Anyway, what would cause a hydrogen peroxide shortage? 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think it’s funny when people are like “lots of cultures have flooding myths” like that proves God exists or whatever. Cause it seems pretty obvious to me that it just proves a lot of cultures have experienced floods. 110
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why can’t you wear a bra with most wedding guest dresses? Who decided that this was optimal for dancing with your family?!?!? 031
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I always join new social media apps the second they drop because years ago I read this profile of this cute influencer couple who became famous because they were some of the first people to post on tiktok. 120
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Healing my inner child by not coloring because I always hated that shit. 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I heard the next dsm is coming out around 2030 and I decided to wait until then to get an autism evaluation. So I’m definitely keeping the ADHD diagnosis. 110
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Asking my tarot deck if I’m experiencing spiritual psychosis. 191
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Just remember minor league baseball players are too young for you and their job isn’t lucrative enough.” My mom’s unnecessary warning before I go to a game. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When I found out a new dsm would be coming out in like 2030, I thought I’ll just wait until that comes out to get evaluated. So I definitely still have ADHD. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It’s so funny to me when gen z gets mad at millennials, we never thought about gen x. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Help! I did too much laundry and now my clothes don’t fit into my apartment. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Meta thinks people are going to pay them so their posts do not show up in anyone’s feed. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My conspiracy theory is they’re promoting the fuck out of the dystopian romcom so when it flops they can say “see people don’t want to see romcoms.” 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My mom once put the question “whose dog is the handsomest of the handsome boys?” on a pub quiz and no one got it. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I go through phases of being really into the moon. 030
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I do owe anti-vax people an apology. I thought a lot of them were just scared of needles, but now they’re all injecting god-knows-what to make themselves tanner and shit. So obviously, something much stupider was going on. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“In 100 years people are going to think you’re so silly for not using this technology.” Well, after 3 years it’s made heavy users dumb enough that i can’t imagine respecting the opinion of someone who has been using it their entire life. 020
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s interesting that the party that ran on beating China is defunding science. Maybe they think it’s not losing if they just give up. 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s so crazy to me that they were like “the women yearn for romcoms let’s set one in a regressive dystopia.” 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ok that’s it! Nobody is allowed to use the word “cancelled” until we can decide what the fuck it means. 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I used to say I could never be a sugar baby because I’m bad at pretending people are interesting, but I now realize it would have never occurred to the rich, old men that people could find them boring. 010
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If a lot of men had a real visceral hatred of being called, say, “guys,” I think I’d just stop doing it even if I didn’t understand their reasoning. 000
Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The literacy crisis may be scary but it has freed me from the pathological desire to be understood by everyone. 000