Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years. 921208313
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordFeverdream Johnny @feverdreamsoft.works · 30/09/2025Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmaomedia.tenor.coma cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fenceALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence 421829343
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordmimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Happy October, btw 215722
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩 453425662
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordsupernaturally mysterious ape (scary) @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2025 511715
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danford🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee 512232
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2025they’re making the mice sexier 541167207
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 03/04/2025operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o... 141211227
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordFuture Games Show @futuregamesshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2025the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry 5258482893
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordJesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?) 10324110
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordCross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 24/09/2025dudes rock 45112
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2025if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys 451836193
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough 7173683301
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/09/2025 182917594
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 15/09/2025When the closing track on a metal album is 13 minutes long 1457
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordnick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 09/09/2025daily affirmations 6701189
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordcronchlike bunbuilder @cronchspam.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks 191952654
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordRetro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 08/09/2025This landline phone is shaped like a frog. We need more frog phones. 341102239
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025hot dog guy dot jpeg 447381
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordBoo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/08/2025"AI will replace all jobs!" "Well, how will people live?" "Magic supercomputer!" "Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?" "MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!" 4203
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2025I am not an alpha male, I'm a delta male. I am shaped like a triangle and created by the deposition of sediment that is carried by a river and enters slower-moving or stagnant water. 2221
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danforddillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 28/08/2025(guy standing up voice) i think they're better than the cheese ones 12783
Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 23/08/2025The bit in Ecco the Dolphin where you jump really high up into the air and the sky starts flashing orange and a giant alien head appears and sucks all creatures out of the ocean 000
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company! 705083911
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordMiriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 19/08/2025Some good news: scientists have discovered a third manta ray species. Nature said expansion packoceanographicmagazine.comScientists hail third manta ray species "evolution in action" - Oceanographic15 years on from the largest species discovery in half a century, scientists confirm a third species of manta ray in the Atlantic Ocean. 2439
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Where are we in the hard times/weak men chart, just want to plan the rest of my 40s 1022614
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordRebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Pikachu says trans rights 82226673
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordwarmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 12/08/2025i really like when there is an animal 311727
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2025We gotta start telling our bosses we can't work good cause shit's fucked. Tell em to "run that up the chain" 946067
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025large language model, but it's just a big beautiful woman who is multilingual 15918
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 14/08/2024Dream blunt rotation 328869
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordgreg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 06/08/2025look, I know you don’t want to hear this right now but what this riff needs is the chugga chugga choo choo urgency of a palm mute 031
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordCall of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 29/10/2024[watching Fred Flintstone kick his feet in his sleep] aww he's dreaming he's driving 0328
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordfuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 05/08/2025sometimes ferrets is bugs 032
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Tired: AI Art Wired: Jell-o branded "Willow" coloring/activity books from 1988 1653084
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" Danfordethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 03/08/2025New oldest baby just dropped 011
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordEmmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/08/2025making small talk with random strangers on any summer day by continually opening with "man, it's a hot one" until someone starts singing "Smooth" 310612
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 31/07/2025Reminder that three years ago this dork was confidently insisting that the metaverse was "the next chapter of the internet". Every single billionaire hawking their AI shit sounds like the monorail guy from The Simpsons and once you notice that it's impossible to take them seriously. 111473468
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordMicah @rincewind.run · 31/07/2025the thing with this shit is it’s just so, so lazy and insulting obviously this is all in bad faith but you can explain the basic concept of a battery to a curious five year old in a couple of minutes, which I know because I have just… come on, man 3971492
Reposted by Jordan "Gordon" DanfordChief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Wake up babe. New worm you could be and I'd still love you. 0639
