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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 3h

Someone ran their car into the water main at my complex and the entire complex has been without water for over 24 hours cause they still fixing it.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 7h

Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4h

One day in high school I told this girl she was my nemesis. Not because I disliked her or anything I just felt like I needed one and it was fun, whenever she walked in the room, to say "Well if it isn't my nemesis."

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am a petty person. I wish bad things on my enemies.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My phone has decided to randomly start losing service till I airplane mode on and off and it reconnects. Been doing this for 4 days now so I know it isn't the network.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'll never forget the time I posted about how mixed race kids are the future on Twitter and white supremacists were responding with Hieronemous Bosch paintings because I posted their version of hell.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Had thoughts earlier in the shower. Something about horses being good NEIGHbors. Idk

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just used a " :) " manipulativly for the first time in my life. I need to go to this after party. My bad.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sorry for the depression posting. It's because I am depressed.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Found a bag of drugs on the ground in the club DJ booth. Not sure what they are but I'm debating eating them like a gremlin.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I say "It's the freakin' weekend, baby!" But I do not feel "it's the freakin' weekend, baby"

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

such a classic scene

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In my dream I had my old slide phone with a physical keyboard. We must return.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*Trying to think of a good post* Uhhh my postussy dryer than the Sahara.

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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 23/09/2026

Funny how this came out immediately *after* California caved on the merger

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Alexander wept for there was no more doom to scroll.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dudes in the Bronze Age were like: Yo I friggin love living in our Bronze Age.

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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

www.facebook.com/share/v/19c8... I know some of these people, theyre legit, and i think theyre doing a good job reaching average americans about the situation and helping detainees

facebook.com

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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the crickets outside my window

im over here rubbing my wings rn i got|
a file and scraper
on my wings rn stridulating my shit, im loud as fuck man im a Gryllidae member
man

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Resident Evil (2026) was fun, solid enjoyable. Def recommend seeing it. Really enjoyed the POV being just a regular guy. I think Zach Cregger should do the next Evil Dead movie. He would absolutely knock it out of the park.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Girls be like "I'm baby" then get mad when I pick them up and burp them.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Once blew a girls back out hitting it from behind. This isn't a joke, she couldn't walk right for a week and was in a lot of pain.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Might fuck around later and boogie on down to a live saxophone in the club. Wya

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Really drunk guy at the bar tried to talk to me about how the youth is turning right wing and Jews doing 9/11, isn't that interesting and I immediately launched into Bush did 9/11, throw Rummesfield in the Hague and it completely threw off his whole game.

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FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Busted in the condom so fast I left the pussy smelling like a parking lot after a V8 Hellcat doing donuts for 20 minutes straight. Call that burning rubber.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Shopping like I'm Stevie Wonder. I don't even see the price.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I was younger it was so easy to have fun and do things that brought me joy. Now it feels like it takes so much effort and work to enjoy life.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Listening to Happy Hardcore just to feel something* *Happy

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Open The Window, Mark. Please I'm your friend"

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've done enough healing, it's time to be a lil toxic as a treat.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton slaps so damn hard.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

3am brain machine go brrr Wish 3 am brain machine go zzz

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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The band Train just came into my house disguised as solar energy roof salesmen and immediately asked to play their “cd” I haven’t had a cd player in years so I told them to put it in the PlayStation, and the guy had to use the controller to skip to Soul Sister.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Met this Indian guy at the brewery who loved my dog because it reminded him of the street dog he took care of back in India that he would always buy milk for and the day he misses the dog somehow got into his apartment building to scratch at his door. So he got it milk and it slept by his bed.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Shitposter with dementia: Homie what set am I from?

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Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/2026

9/11 was the collective blow back of western colonialism in the region and our continued intervention to turn a very beautiful and historically rich land into a bed of extremism whose destabilization benefited us until those same people rightfully attacked their oppressors.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ayy gurl are those legs the twin towers cause I wanna crash into them.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Why don't you respect 9/11?" I think it was far more disrepectful that our government used a national tragedy to lie us into the Iraq war that killed millions of people and also used it to as an excuse to strip away our rights and create a surveillance state.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remembering the worst game of Jenga ever played on this day.

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