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Marburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 14m
Fungi from today. The 1st was in the garden: I never noticed fungi in the lawn before! Some kind of Waxcap? Also on my walk the Deathcap, apparently the most poisonous fungi on earth responsible for 90% of all poisonings 😬, & Volvariella gloiocephala: edible but easily confused with Deathcap 😱
Waxcap?DeathcapVolvariella gloiocephalus
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 21m
i had a really good run but musculoskeletal ageing finally got me. now i have some idea of what you all are talking about
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Dirk Puehl @wunderkammertales.eurosky.social · 4h
"St George and the Pterodactyl" 🎨 Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins (1873) #WyrdWednesday
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 2h
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 5h
biscuit
gray tabby cat in my lap on the couch
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20h
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 3h
Union-mandated break time for baby kitties
Grey and white Gary cat snuggled up against me on the bed
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 5h
had a dream/nightmare that i lived in one of the rude parts of europe
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 18h
walk into the club like
A Brief List of America’s Wrongs and Crimes in Its
73-Year History of Meddling in Iran
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 20h
the bug was doing cool eating behaviors to the edge of the leaf right before i spooked it w/ the phone. also what is it standing on? (forgot picture first time whoops)
photo of a green grasshopper that looks like a leaf, on a real green leaf (that does not look like a grasshopper)
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 22h
> Holly and Eem here for #tongueouttuesday! Eem is at the vet today with Casper and Madrone. Our medical fund is already tapped out with a deficit of $1144. Can you help us close that gap? VENMO: @ratwaysanctuary PayPal: RatWaySanctuary@gmail.com Donate or shop: www.ratwaysanctuary.org
Hooded rat with tongue sticking out, clearly busy cleaning up a treat.White rat with dark mask markings licking her lips clean.
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 21h
Don’t speak to me or my large amabs ever again 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 22h
my mood dips when the sun goes down almost every single day, and i sometimes feel kind of jittery alongside that. hoping this is is to do w having a light sensing linked neurological condition and not a sign i'm on the dementia development pathway
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you hit a dmt vape given to you by an effective altruist, does that affect the experience...
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Bodgerina @bodgerina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dish is empty but are you sure you haven't got any more food in your hand there?" A rare double shot post.
out of focus close up of european badger nose almost touching camera lensclose approaching european badger, head on view
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish the 'all cats should be indoors only' people would be a bit more honest about the realities of it. you can say it's not ideal for a lot of cats but that you still think it's better without going to the extreme of straight up lying by claiming that no cat cares about/benefits from going out
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's so relaxing being in bed with gare with the blue blocking glasses and galaxy projector on
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, who among us
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 28/09/2026
this matches what was just documented last week in KC where ICE actively delayed EMTs from taking a mass injured in a car crash while a KCPD officer facilitated their involvement from start to finish. Safe to presume they're doing the same thing at ER rooms across the country.
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this point I actually cannot imagine a man standing up for me, protecting me or helping me in any way after being groped, followed or threatened on a night out. Only other women give a shit 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m having to take a lying down break due to not feeling well, but the upside is that Gary has joined me to rest and purr
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Sue @cameratrapsue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skunk visiting the water bowl. ❤️🦨❤️
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surely there is a wealthy abdl personal who wants to finance me to live like an iPad baby 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just remembered P’bone and got sad
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An ex colleague has started sending me cat pics and I am 100% sure based on a conversation we recently had that the reason is the usual one in this context, and he’s not going to achieve his goal but the cats are cute and it’s hard not to reply in some way about that
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like it when British people refer to Gary as a little chap. Yes! He is 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marms is doing numbers! As she should
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight
Fullish moon under cloud rows framed by tree and vegetation silhouettes
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use of the incident at Owl Creek Bridge device is now in moratorium. We’re going to let it sit for 100 years till it’s fresh again 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just because you don’t want to face reality doesn’t mean you don’t get coated in reality every time you flush the toilet 
Visualisation of aerosol dispersion from a toilet flush using laser 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow
Orange and white Marmalade cat lying on her side relaxing 
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t do excessive pet worrying until they get ill or I become aware that they are aging, but once either of those starts, it’s anxiety time
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ill
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do need like a 6 hour massage though
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Sue @cameratrapsue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the mule deer triplets taking a break in amongst my flowers and plants this afternoon. I went out to refill the birdbath and there s/he was lying down, just watching me. I had the phone in my pocket so I spoke quietly to her as I took a few photos then left her alone. #mammals
A mule deer fawn from this year, no more spots but still smaller than mama. She, or he, is lying down on the dirt/leaf litter and bark in amongst some plants and flowers. She/he has huge ears somewhat like a mule and that's why they're called mule deer. I just looked out the window and she/he is still there.
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's crazy to realise that a time when teachers would tell us they didn't believe in evolution but we had to put the state-mandated answers down on the test was actually a golden age in american education
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the country music discourse!! Yall I play too much
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"In this article, I argue that we follow signs of sentiment as publicly available semiotic resources for inciting and interpreting affective forces." you don't have to do this, you can actually just say something instead
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
after a certain point great opportunities aren't great anymore if they're unfunded
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this guy! 😍🧡
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mufos vacation at the
The Terre Haute Casino resort
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Robert Tinney, 1988
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A sleeping prawnlet
Grey and white Gary cat curled up asleep on the bed
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who up playing with they tubercles
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
quite worried that the fucked up weather this summer took the hogs out. i kept water out all summer and gave them cat food too, but maybe i didn't give them enough of the food or maybe they just couldn't cope with the temps regardless of food and water availability
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transcribing from outside the house today and have found a new cafe in my area. It opened Tuesday. Interested locals are coming in to check it out. The boss man is networking with some of them around building support for his application for a liquor license
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Girl making a garland with her cat, Hans Süss von Kulmbach, 1508.
Woman in yellow gown sat in wooden window making a garland from forget me nots, her white cat sits by her. Painting. Banner reads: Forget Me Not, With This I Bind Thee
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 26/09/2026
oh my god not only did she fake the shirts but she got fired from her bank CEO job because of it lol www.thedailybeast.com/ceos-trumpy-...
thedailybeast.com
CEO’s Trumpy ‘Lake America’ Post Backfires Spectacularly
Borrowing the president’s social media strategy apparently isn’t a great career choice.
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