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Jordan "Gordon" Danford

@jdanford.net

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 16/08/2025

Monetary Jack

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 29/06/2025

My sister in law rescued a kitten last week and she is sooooo small and cute

Potato-sized kitten with a spotted grey and white coat, laying upside down in someone’s lap, opening her mouth and raising all four of her paws for violence purposes

The same cat asleep in the middle of a very large beige couch, stretching her back leg out toward her head in the sort of position you would expect from someone diving into a swimming pool

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 05/02/2025

Comfy guy

Orange cat sleeping contentedly in a blanket nest on a couch

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 13/01/2025

No shirt, life ruined

Same cat but with no shirt underneath, stretching a bit and looking at the camera

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 13/01/2025

The Sleepy Guardian

Same situation as the previous photo except the cat slightly more curled up and significantly sleepier

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 13/01/2025

The Shirt Guardian

Smallish orange cat in a circular chair, curled up on a bright orange shirt, looking very chill with his eyes half open

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 13/01/2025

Losing my mind at this exchange

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 20/12/2024

This fucker is coveting my neighbor and by my neighbor I mean my soup

Orange cat sitting on a couch and staring with interest at a bowl of chicken noodle soup

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 25/10/2024

Chloe, my gentle blob ❤️

Tabby/tortoiseshell cat with pale yellow eyes loafing neatly in the middle of a blanket nest on a Persian rug, looking near but not quite at the camera with a relaxed expression

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 18/10/2024

My fiancee paid for this adopt-an-animal thing that lets you track their position, but it looks like our manatee's GPS tag does not have very high spatial resolution

Two messages on Facebook Messenger:
Message 1: a screenshot that says "Tracking Eleven" and shows a satellite photo of a three-lane road with a pink marker dot in the middle of it
Message 2: text that reads "SHE'S IN THE STREET" in all caps

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Jordan "Gordon" Danford @jdanford.net · 03/10/2023

Bro they fucked up my new medical card photo so bad 😭

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