Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 189112713070
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialBentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I ate Waffle House and Burger King in the same day now my body has a natural instinct to steal catalytic converters 1827116
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/09/2026We've had stupid Presidents before but not one who was this proud of it 431322204
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026(rolling out the deadest looking guy you’ve ever seen) see? alive and well 1451040
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The way Donald Trump ignores the Constitution, you’d think it was Eric Trump 517929
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialBrian J. Karem @briankarem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Here’s one for you from a Texas attendee of the midterm GOP convention: “It was like an extended pep rally for a Texas High School football game with fewer people and less energy.” 904037825
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialpatthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026IT WAS NEVER THE IMMGRANTS IN SMALL BOATS The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is It will never reach you 21988923212
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialTV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026in fact i've had three bowel movements since we started this interview and you have been none the wiser now check your shirt pocket yes, that's right note the pointed ends 29169642
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass. 1991150043193
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/07/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 333623669
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use 1942084
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026really hope there are some InfoWars superfans who just kept watching once The Onion took over and are like "It's different but they're still making some points, man" 131778119
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If you gave Thomas Jefferson a smartphone to help him write the Declaration of Independence he’d probably be like “holy shit look at all this porn” and we’d still be a British colony 410421
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialAdam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 06/06/2026428 on the Higashioka homer. 10 of the 12 longest hit balls at the Shed this season have come in the last eight games there. 061
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDavid Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off. 222135982230
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210808226
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 19/05/2026successful gaslit my health tracker into believing 12:45am is my “optimal bedtime” 1247025
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Trump: “Nobody expected that.” With the exception of foreign policy experts, who predicted this as early as 2010. Trump proved again he’s the dumbest president ever…. 19345311807
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it. 8886381605
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/04/2026shoutout to one of the greatest tweets of all time 214275535
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/04/2026You can’t call insurance CEO’s “murderers”, okay? They don’t murder people. Instead they merely prop up and administer a complex rube Goldberg structure that grinds living human beings into a fine slurry. They do this for financial profit. That’s not murder. That’s not murder. 171346339
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026watch this motherfuckers (i slide a massive chunk of my economic and military hegemony out from me and fall flat on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move i was trying to do) 125052
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialOne Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers. 1154588914
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialSeb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right? 632095
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm 7848521124
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialWilliam Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I bet getting reanimated as a skeleton warrior by a necromancer feels gooood af 1530936
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialTelephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen 4064801596
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.social🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made 202106475
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift 5754661262
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/03/2026until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out 81323231
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21% 318135962929
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/03/2026brain at 5:16 pm: take a little nap me: good idea [the year 2107] me: ah fuck 214613
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialW. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Just do yourself a favor and press play.youtu.beBuddy Guy: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 29602135
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialEric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here it is, your moment of zen. 41156303892
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialPestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Yes they should. 181118192397
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch. 1095384139486
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The only police officer shooting Republicans won’t reflexively defend is one that involved a woman who broke through police barricades and stormed the US Capitol with a huge mob ranting and raving to forcibly overturn a lawful presidential election. 722568652
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama) 21882117
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Invading Venezuela is Constitutional as long as you do it to distract from multiple scandals, a collapsing economy, and your imminent death. This is what the Founding Fathers intended 312013
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialMichael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war 199222254678
Reposted by @jchaumont.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/01/2026All these doctors going on TV and posting on social media their comments that Trump’s self-medicating regimen and diet are unhealthy just need to mind their own business and let the man do his own research. 4125366675