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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 4h
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 6h
My Iranian brothers and sisters we got the TikTok brain over here we ain’t reading all that
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 11h
Dunking on Trump’s AI bot by using the AI bot is kind of dumb
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Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social · 16h
RIP Mr. Belding.
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Dennis Haskins, Principal Belding on 'Saved by the Bell,' Dead at 75
Dennis Haskins, who played Principal Belding on 'Saved by the Bell,' has died at age 75.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 16h
They’re really doing this again huh
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 17h
We funded this and allowed it to happen
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still love Chris Berman breaking down the NFL week
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's talking to someone too afraid to take wealth management advice from Life Surge
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have one of the best RBs in the league so of course you let Andy Dalton throw it from the 2 Sirianni you fucking bozo
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh Andy Dalton, never change you beautiful bastard
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder that Saquon Barkley and Cooper DeJean are both featured speakers for Life Surge
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love too engage in local politics
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh what’s this? A five part documentary series about the American revolution on Netflix?
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Rat is Watching
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That reminds me of a conversation me and my sister had last weekend, rock and roll is dead. Think about it, who’s the hottest rock star or rock band going today that didn’t peak 20-30 years ago? Give me a name.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see Nirvana won some lifetime achievement award so it was a big night for Gen X dipshits who make hating Nirvana 60% of their personality
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My opinion on who?? I don’t know man I don’t keep up with that kind of stuff
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
"Department of No Bitches" on a building with a white man in front of it.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dad watching me mow the yard
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To people who ride their bicycles in loading zones behind grocery stores: please stop doing this.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little thing I noticed, Saul was still wearing the ribbon commemorating the plane crash long after every other character stopped wearing them. He was milking that thing as long as possible for the potential class action lawsuits. Great subtle character building right there.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell of a win Big Mike, now let’s see who you REALLY are
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Derrick Harmon is a star in the making
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DK you stupid asshole
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well this is fun
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
7-0 Steelers I tried to tell you we would whip these bozos you guys need to have some faith
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for some Steelers football
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This Is Gonna Suck
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Steelers game will be interesting. We’re coming off a bad loss and facing a division rival who are playing well. This is the exact type of game Coach Tomlin would find a way to win. Let’s see what Big Mike can do in this spot.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s like a toddler who gets tired of his toys
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My boys caught a beating last night, but it was an SEC team so I wasn’t shocked. Still 3-1 headed into conference play, I’ll take it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@AbrasiveGhost

Me:[explaining twitter] imagine the worlds worst ppl &the worlds funniest ppl had a fake war online

mom: sounds awful

Me:[excitedly] it is
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on Mount Everest. What a fucking loser.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eating a blue freeze pop and watching football, life’s ok sometimes
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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
C-SPAN
@cspan

Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Florida fans so excited they're ready to give power of attorney to Tim Tebow's friend, Pastor Randy
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible www.instagram.com/reel/DaeEBbI...
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CinematicWire on Instagram: "Someone turned Napoleon Dynamite into a full-on horror movie… and somehow it actually works 😭💀 By completely changing the music, pacing, and editing, one of the most awkw...
100K likes, 1,368 comments - cinematicwire on July 6, 2026: "Someone turned Napoleon Dynamite into a full-on horror movie… and somehow it actually works 😭💀 By completely changing the music, pacing, a...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And they just showed President pig shit at the Texas game
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Man Says 'Bye' After Turning Off TV
ALT: Man Says 'Bye' After Turning Off TV
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I have no rooting interest I’m rooting for an upset. Go Vols.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His grandson is probably 76 years old
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah man, Taylor could never write deep impactful lyrics like this mastermind
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what a normal world we live in, just a very very human way to exist
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