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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 7m

played jackbox with people I barely know and I was lowkey boring af

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 7h

Who is this ”Grey” and why is he boxing people?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 8h

He English on my Breakfast til I Gulp Gulp Gulp

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 11h

figured out how to make a fog shader in godot that calculates density from player position rather than camera position give me a nobel prize and a forehead kiss

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 11h

the uncomfortable truth is that every accent can be sexy; if they have a sexy voice the accent will be sexy

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God I love this card so much Want an entire zombie slayer archetype where you continuously gift zombies to your opponents for greater power

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Weebus refuse to translate anything that comes from Japan… ”I’m drinking Höjicha ^^” It literally just translates to ”roasted tea”. It’s okay to say ”roasted tea”.

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm gonna make a game that requires a fuckton of environment art :D "But are you good at making environment art?" No <3 in fact I hate it

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ok I might have fucked up the numbers on the speed boost ability...

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

locktober this, jocktober that what about floptober? #ManFail

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ok, positive trajectory of more energy is CANCELLED; im tired af

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

”Welcome to a Starcraft TMG battle report” 😃 ”Thanks to Archon studio for sponsoring this video” 😗 oh… we’re not ever gonna get any organic videos for this game, are we?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some people at work are not that good at updating their pfp in outlook…

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

has anyone ever used a do-while loop in an actual project?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

American friend when I tell them that Dora the Explorer teaches English in every non-anglophone country :

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Viral posts on Bluesky be like: ”hehe hot new lemon”

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hello are you a lesbian? Cause U need to Haul you ass to the polls and VOTE!

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are masterpieces being drawn on the Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer map that are forever lost to time

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can a relationship between an FPS gamer and a Factorio player ever work out?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Girl fuck off why are you creating bots to spam people for this shit?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

lmao at the great lakes being there but no other large lakes

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did some exercises to alleviate neck pain and woke up in the middle of the night with worse neck pain

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At the end of every month, the chocolate bars with stuff added to them get put in the bargain bin Are they contractually obliged to buy the biscoff chocolate? Who buys it?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Daily programmer affirmation: Extendable code is extended suffering; hard code that shit

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

so, even if it’s somewhat flawed, im quite a fan of the Pokemon TCG I’ve been looking into creating a few cheap decks that would play fun against each other, kinda like a board game, but god, I can’t for the life of me find any resources for it like how do I find fun low powered decks?

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why have none of yall nerds told me about this guy? so cute, yet so puntable

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you need to be a bit degenerate in order to do a good serious job

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Discord: ”hey, your kitten just updated his pfp 👀 wanna take a look? 😏”

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dick pic: 😴 Hips and tummy pic: 🤯 🤤

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

William Skurk lowkey fell off let’s send him cryptic DMs to make him go insane

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lowkey might have more energy from the CPAP Now I just have to fix all my mental issues mhm mhm

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Kermit the Frog Dancing Meme

ALT: Kermit the Frog Dancing Meme

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Exposure therapy be crazy ”You have anxiety about offending people? Let’s set up a goal to say something offensive every day” Like oh ok

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so one of my living room lights randomly turned on 15mins after I went to bed…

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

colleague was asked if she wanted to join another coworker’s open relationship (unprompted)

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why even have a translate button IF IT ALWAYS FAILS???

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

being squeezed between two voluptuous men in a cuddle sandwich would save me

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lets make a YouTube channel with fake nonsense Warhammer lore as asmr to fall asleep to Nagash beach episode where he attempts to resurrect dead shrimp but they get eaten by skaven who gets tummy aches so bad they create a new chaos god

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

None of my students are asking any questions im getting so bored, any of you have any programming questions?

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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

when I’m encouraging a bottom to let my bro breed him

Ross from Friends saying “get a load of this king” with crown emoji on head

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Boss: ”I’ll post this important information about a meeting in the coffee group chat, cause everyone reads and responds fast there” Ok so the reason why people read that chat is because we only talk about grabbing coffee there

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

meatballs, fried onions, and ketchup, that’s what I call a good ol’ #boydinner

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lowkey want to go over to friends’ apartment and help them clean… like yeah, im your sugar daddy, but instead of buying you clothes and iPhones i buy you cleaning supplies

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