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Jamey Laroche

@jameylaroche.bsky.social
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Raised on Heritage Minutes, Simpsons reruns, and 90s milk commercials.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Odysseus walking out of Party City saying "just trust me just trust me"
janky inflatable horse costume
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/07/2026
if you what
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 30/04/2026
Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds
A red winged blackbird's breath can be seen as he sings his morning song. The bird is sitting on a cattail and the rising morning sun illuminates his breath.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m entitled to fun and happiness forever… Mayor McCheese says so
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Hiren Thakore @hirenthakore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
the gap between "i built this with AI in 20 min" and "it took 3 hours to debug the regex" is the entire vibe coding experience shipping fast is great. understanding what you shipped? that's the part that keeps your app alive at 3am
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Ben Guilfoy @bkguilfoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Terminator 2 scene: John Connor says, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The Terminator replies, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." John says, "Major drag, huh?"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
!! … ah
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 09/01/2026
Names aren't classified, publishing a government higher-up's name is not "doxxing," and journalists are entitled to publish news, even if it is classified, as long as they don't break the law to get it. It's not the press's job to keep the government's secrets.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Common Ravens have remarkable neck feathers (“hackles”) that they can raise or lower to punctuate their vocalizations. How I love these amazing creatures! #birds 🌿
Head and shoulders portrait of a huge, black bird.
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Jamey Laroche @jameylaroche.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My in-laws got me King Tyrant by @markwitton.bsky.social for Christmas. What a beautiful book! The perfect gift for any dinosaur nerd/enthusiast.
Book cover of King Tyrant by Mark P Witton. The cover is dominated by warm orange and amber tones, like a glowing sunset or dust-filled sky, and a Tyrannosaurus rex stands front and centre.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 24/12/2025
A Christmas Carol (1843) is one of our most enduring stories bc it rightly insists that to get wealthy ppl to do the right thing, we gotta scare the shit outta them first
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight … Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct.” - “60 Minutes” correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
“Stop stealing and start creating” is a real thing an “AI artist” said
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...
Bridget the cat infiltrates the 'Abbey Road' cover shoot and becomes THE definitive fifth Beatle.
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Dannyboy wildlife @dannyboywildlife.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Canada lynx
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A picture of Jon Snow with the caption "steam WINTER sale IS COMING"
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Marshmallow & Cricket 🦗 (Mom) @frecklesxx20.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Squawky & Hennrietta (pheasants). Watch till the end, he stands up & starts to fluff up. Previous Squawkies would then flap their wings & then SQUAWK SQUAWK. I put seeds on the ground in front just to get these two.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
So it’s NOT my imagination
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/11/2025
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
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Leigh Loveday @leighloveday.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ryu versus Blanka: GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER.Ken versus Dhalsim: GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE WASTOID.Chun-Li versus Vega: PISH POSH, POT IS FOR THE BIRDS!Guile versus M. Bison: I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It’s unbelievable that butterflies do this! they are too small! What do you mean you flew from Canada to Mexico you are one inch tall!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Jesus to his disciples:
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18/11/2025
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
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Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
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Juliet Turner @juliet-turner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 15/11/2025
💔 Alice Wong’s last words: “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.” We can never thank Alice enough for fighting all the good fights and especially all the hard fights. We all learned so much from your brilliance, your courage, and your indefatigable leadership. We will never forget you.
This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing.
Hi everyone, it looks like I ran out of time. I have so many dreams that I wanted to fulfill and plans to create new stories for you. There are a few in progress that might come to fruition in a few years if things work out. I did not ever imagine I would live to this age and end up a writer, editor, activist, and more. As a kid riddled with insecurity and internalized ableism, I could not see a path forward. It was thanks to friendships and some great teachers who believed in me that I was able to fight my way out of miserable situations into a place where I finally felt comfortable in my skin.
We need more stories about us and our culture.
You all, we all, deserve the everything and more in such a hostile, ableist environment. Our wisdom is incisive and unflinching. I'm honored to be your ancestor and believe disabled oracles like us will light the way to the future. Don't let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
this is extremely O.J. "We're Still Looking For The Real Killer" coded
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/11/2025
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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