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Micheal Maybe

@revatlarge.bsky.social
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Ordained Beach Bum with lots of cancers, living the dream with my wife, our revolutionary 9 yr old daughter + a clingy Dalmatian.

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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wilbur keeps jumping up out from under the chair, nibbles my heal, and hides before I can do anything. He brings so much life into our home, ever single day!
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
On a positive note, there will be one child left to carry on when I'm gone.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I lost my voice and my volume is just above a whisper. Throw in some made up words or the country of Peru, and Sarah tries even harder what I'm saying when she realizes I'm not saying anything at all! Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2026/01/gettin… And at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
IN BREAKING NEWS: Man with multiple cancers spent 9 hrs fighting for his life with the angel of Death. "Fuck him," AOD, says, disappearing in an impressive poof of smoke. Here I am in my victory march, mumbling, making my way to pee, in honor of one more day.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Things are better things ahead than any we leave behind." ~ C. S. Lewis
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'm really, ready for the broken hearted people of the world to agree.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Everybody in the bar that night knew, at this precise moment, the Wonder of a Woman and I commandeered the dance floor, with no plans to give it up.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Maybe God's using me as an example of this strength by getting the message out.   "God can even keep this poor soul alive for no apparent reason!" This is the one I agree with most.  Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2026/01/gods-p… Support their effort at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The news hasn't been great lately, but the times sure have!
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I far overachieved my weight loss goals this year.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
After hearing the symptoms of a pancreatic cancer enrolling in Hospice, it's easy to see that I'm no different from anyone else.  Read More at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/12/dancin… Please check our special cause at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm holding my my face in my hands, massaging my face, when I realize I'm feeling bones and sockets I've never felt before.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I finally read the admin materials for Hospice. I called for pain management and they addressed this immediately. That's a great beginning. Plus they left the drugs with me. Can't say enough good about them. Well, maybe I could if I get a little higher.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Ah! Powakawa, poussee poussee!
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I hope you guys appreciate how much effort it takes to produce posts this terrible.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I fought the lawyer and the lawyer one. It used to be the law won. No more.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Hospice got in touch on Christmas Day to tell me I'm still a rock star.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I don't know if I really want to sleep in Heavenly sleep tonight, even if it is Christmas. I'll stick to my insomnia.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Listen, I'm your biggest cheerleader," she tells me, "I just have no idea what I'm cheering for."
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
After almost 6 years though, I've grown very comfortable that today is my last, and I better make the most of it while I can. It's the way I think now. Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-... Please read the whole story gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Never in a million years did I ever think I'd be talking about Hospice and yet, here I am. youtu.be/vVPBqICqILg?...
youtu.be
Why Hospice Helped Him Live Better With Stage 4 Cancer
YouTube video by Hospice Nurse Julie
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Che (9) just told me that I dance like Donald Trump. I am devastated.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"Are you scared?" I'm asked this by 3 different people in the same day. "Really?", I ask as both a question and an exasperation. All 3 stare at me, expectedly. "No," I finally say. "Really," they ask in disbelief. "Oh Jesus Christ!!" I mutter.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My 89 yr old Mom is mad I hadn't called her the last 2 days because I got sick, it scares her and now she can't sleep because I could be dead. This is the same logic that I never understood as a kid, growing up.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I refuse to attend a church with handicap parking places because they don't know a damn thing about faith, miracles and marketing.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
An old and dear friend FaceTimed and watching his reaction to how I look, freaked me out. "Do I look that bad?" I can't help but ask. "No," he smiles, you look great." {Moments of silence} What do you weigh now?" he asks. "I have no idea." "Oh." I'm ready to hang up.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"You're not going to believe any of this shit." ~ 1st sentence of my Autobiography
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Everyone's dragging here, needing an inclusion of love, energy, touch and spontaneity so we had some foster puppies for a while. This is Comet. He and his sibling were found on the side of the road with no mom in sight. Comet weights 2 lbs. He's got a ways to go.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"HEY DAD," Che (9) yells from under the blanket on the sofa that she's been under all day, "IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR OXYI!" How does she do it? How does she know it's time when she hasn't come out from under the covers? Anyway, the kid's a miracle.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Meeting with Hospice yesterday's left us frustrated, weary and too run down to do much anyway. Che (9) immediately got sick and is sleeping the day away. The Wonder of a Woman is trying to work. And I'm uncertain what to do about any of it so I'm not doing anything.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am beyond myself with both the excitement of doing our daughter's marriage, and the fear that I will face plant walking down the aisle. Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/12/rainin… Please read gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
There were lots of things I didn't want to see but I'm glad I did.
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me as a baker: "Do you even sift, bro?"
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
There's no winning. There's only enjoyment. If you know what you're looking for.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Never thought I'd dance with Che (9) again, yet here I am.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Grant me the serenity to continue my unacceptable behavior.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
When we were repeating the vows at our daughter's wedding, my voice cracked and salt water welled my eyes when I asked. "in sickness and in health"? She reached out and held my hand during that part.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Nothing's more fun than a wedding rehearsal for a marriage ceremony of a large blended family with 8 people, several of who hate one another, who think they're in charge.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My new exercise regiment.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My Hospice Nurse signed when he took my vitals and they were all perfect. How do you do that?" he asks. "All this cancer and your perfect. My Blood pressure is higher than yours." "I don't know. Weed and Red Wine," I finally offer. He shakes his head and I laugh.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Where do you go when you get to the end of your dream?
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I just wish I had the unfettered optimism of someone buying a whole calendar for next year
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Need help with a Planning Question: At what point does resting in peace become boring as Hell?
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Becoming that weird guy who you whisper about to your coworkers
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Every day I lovingly place a note inside of Che's (9) lunch box. Today she returns to school after a week off so I wanted to share a positive message to her that her ol' man's doing fine while he's learning.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Seriously thinking about starting a band comprised entirely of Hospice patients. The band's name is Ho-spice. I know we would just kill it!
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The best thing about being on Hospice so far is the unlimited supply of Oxycodone.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
A highlight of my Thanksgiving was my 89 yr old Mom coming by to ask me for tips on living longer.
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Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"Dad, where will you be in 2027," Che asks. I look at her. "Dead," I answer. "Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap. "It's a girls trip anyway," she explains. "You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight. I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
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