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@itguya.bsky.social
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Tech, enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlit dinners

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/12/2024
I stole my therapist's notebook and every page is just those cool S shapes from the 90s
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
6yo: What’s it like being a grown up? Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What is this guy's purpose? Does he ever say or do anything?
AJ Hawk on McAfee
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bug @eggbug.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
dont forget to thank this nameless hero today
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15/12/2024
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
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Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year. Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
911: what is your emergency ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz 911: hold please
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Firechyld @firechyld.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Go vote if you haven't yet
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
we need a disney princess who eats beef jerky and masturbates
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KP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is, technically, a sandwich.
Picture of two slices of bread, one stacked on top of the other crust side, with ham and cheese in between
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itguyA 🦋 @itguya.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Please do, thanks1
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Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Every public action on Bluesky is available via a stream of events known as the firehose. By monitoring the firehose for repeated text, it is sometimes possible to quickly detect groups of spam accounts as they spawn.
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
What Opened First in Every State Target or Walmart
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/12/2024
THEM: and then he was like “pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum” POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: how is that supposed to help me
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Now that white nationalist Nick Fuentes has been arrested for pepper spraying and pushing a woman down the stairs, maybe he's eligible to be nominated for something by Trump
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
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Doctor's Crusher @doctors-crusher.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"It's for my kids," I say to the cashier bagging up the dinosaur toys, knowing full well it's for me.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Me: I have two birds inside of me. Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Pleading insanity in small claims court.
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Microsoft @microsoft.com · 04/04/1975
We've always been a fan of blueskies.
Originally the default wallpaper of Microsoft's Windows XP, this photo shows green rolling hills with a vibrant blue sky and white clouds in the background. Charles O'Rear took the photo in California, USA.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If President Trump can remain completely sober while sexually abusing women, then that's the least we can ask of Pete Hegseth.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you? Me: He seemed mad
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
texting the garbage man with a few pics of our trash can, getting him all riled up
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
bitches be like "bitches be like" when theyre the bitches that bitches be like
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/11/2024
if you have insomnia while camping it’s outsomnia
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The letter that Pete Hegseth's mom wrote to him in 2018 is incontestably damning. Moms often have such selectively rosy sentiments toward their sons that we have cliches about it. But Pete was such a monumental shithead to women that his mom could not stay silent. Incredible stuff.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised 20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 30/11/2024
Smooth Mars bar wins Aylesbury man £2 compensation – and internet fame
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Smooth Mars bar wins Aylesbury man £2 compensation – and internet fame
Harry Seager's unique sweet treat provoked interest from thousands of members of the Dull Men’s Facebook page A man who became an internet sensation after sharing his Mars bar without the ripple was handed £2 in compensation. Harry Seager’s picture of…
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 30/11/2024
bullshit that they only make this in baby sizes
full body north face jacket
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
what if millions of people posted they exact same meal one day but it wasn’t even a holiday it was just coincidence
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 30/11/2024
I just fed him world’s spiciest pepper
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 29/11/2024
1/ With more users joining Bluesky, we know how important it is to identify which accounts are real. Users deserve confidence that the accounts they interact with are authentic. Sharing some details about our impersonation policy 🧵
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
a frog has been croaking outside my window all day, buddy move on i am not going to fuck you
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
go.bsky.app/6xy5wXL
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Sometimes I read replies on my posts and think omg these people are not eating enough potatoes
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They should add tickling to sports
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“sing us a song, you’re the piano man” piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 28/11/2024
I’m thankful for everyone using Bluesky, everyone building on atproto, everyone listening to our message and sharing our dream of a better social media ecosystem that puts people first. We’re going to do this together — thanks for joining us on this journey!
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 28/11/2024
Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Does this parcel contain anything liquid fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous? Yes
A cherubic-looking calico cat sits in a box (which is labeled "129" but that part is not important; just faithfully recording what's in the photo) on a wooden floor. Part of a purple and black rug is visible.
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