Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell looks like he lives in constant anticipation of someone making him a balloon animal. 291
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If I had a nickel for every time a troll called me a cat lady, I would have, like, so many more cats. 1130
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nice.dailymail.comTeacher, 69, is sacked after showing searches for 'teen bikini haul'Pupils reported seeing terms including 'teen bikini haul' and 'girls in thongs' during the lesson on May 7 last year, a misconduct panel was told. 140
Reposted by AmandaGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history. 50107402684
Reposted by Amanda✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices 41952551
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was completely in awe the first time I saw Dr Frank-N-Furter as a kid. No matter how many times I see this photo, I'm still transported to a place of curiosity and profound admiration, the feeling of standing before a god. 190
Reposted by AmandaDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165572898
Reposted by AmandaNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 24/08/2026“For generations as a nation we've drained wetlands, straightened rivers and moved water off the land as quickly as possible. Here, we've reversed that approach and the results are remarkable." Aerial images of Holnicote in Somerset reveal the benefits of rewilding: bit.ly/4g9Linxbit.lyRewilded land remains green amid drought-stricken English countryside, images showNational Trust’s Holnicote estate says restored wetlands and rivers offer proof of resilience to drought, wildfires and flooding 6546215
Reposted by Amandakaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer 1130185
Reposted by AmandaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you 521014134
Reposted by Amandatinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit 222149227
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Women, how would you feel about dating a Republican? 1543
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car. 654986
Reposted by Amandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2026another drawing from my Twitter archive, this one based on a tweet by @mandalikewine.bsky.social; those were the days TO BE CONTINUED perhaps soon enough, but in the meantime I will resume scanning and archiving I HAVE SPOKEN 1289
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/07/20262671 CE: Woman stumbles over grave of forgotten personality, Mick Jagger; becomes impregnated by small drop of dormant semen that migrated into blade of grass. 090
Reposted by AmandaJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.” 694044524
Reposted by Amandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026there’s really never been a better time for Donald Trump to start eating salad 916132
Reposted by Amandajon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I talked to Mitch McConnell today for twenty minutes. He says he's a dracula now but he's the "good" kind of dracula that only drinks tomato soup. I asked him how that was different from his normal Thursday lunch and he grew furious and lunged at me with a ivory-handled dagger made of damascus steel 4932166
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me. 741073
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If you think this summer heatwave is hot remember that HELL HAS NO AC because it's not real. 0131
Reposted by Amandashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/06/2026the same guy who leveled the east wing is very mad about vandalism 352460345
Reposted by AmandaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos? 1082433273
Reposted by Amandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026they’re gonna tarp the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, aren’t they 119720
Reposted by AmandaSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208643864
Reposted by Amandamaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I know a lot of suburban and rural older white ladies who are intensely active and involved in their communities, many of whom volunteer serve on local dem committees. They, almost universally, hate the democratic establishment, status quo dems, and are clamoring for proactive progressive policies. 592218289
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026ugh, it's already June and I'm not even close to beech ready (begins tedious process of covering body in bark and lichen for summer) 1275
Reposted by AmandaMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026On twitter they’re trying to make it women’s fault that grandparents are old 4465438
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026ugh, it's already June and I'm not even close to beech ready (begins tedious process of covering body in bark and lichen for summer) 1275
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag. 01368
Reposted by Amandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026feed billionaires to orcas 1025227
Reposted by AmandaElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026have we tried using ivermectin on the reflecting pool 28516
Reposted by AmandaStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you 242449393
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Your MAGA uncle cannot wait until the next family get-together to deploy this bad boy. 060
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag. 01368
Reposted by AmandaGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026If anyone ever caught me crying, i'd just tell them it's because I was thinking about incredible facts 19813
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have such vivid memories of summer in childhood. Like when my sister and I would hear the ice cream truck and my dad would run out to catch it and then come back with just an ice cream for himself. 1150
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026TL:DR Another Girl Scout cookie sales success story 0100
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024still my favourite scene from alien 1160683
Reposted by Amandakim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it. 272450657
Reposted by Amanda"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 15/06/2026The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time! 12786171
Reposted by AmandaAmanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Trying to be relatable wearing a tracksuit and badly reading off a teleprompter about giving kids their childhoods back when 1 in 3 kids in the country are living in poverty and there's zero upward mobility for young adults. 45415