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@mandalikewine.bsky.social
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell looks like he lives in constant anticipation of someone making him a balloon animal.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time a troll called me a cat lady, I would have, like, so many more cats.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nice.
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Teacher, 69, is sacked after showing searches for 'teen bikini haul'
Pupils reported seeing terms including 'teen bikini haul' and 'girls in thongs' during the lesson on May 7 last year, a misconduct panel was told.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
salutations
Black and white cat staring intently at camera
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was completely in awe the first time I saw Dr Frank-N-Furter as a kid. No matter how many times I see this photo, I'm still transported to a place of curiosity and profound admiration, the feeling of standing before a god.
Tim curry as Dr frank-n-furter lying on a sofa in rocky horror picture show
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 24/08/2026
“For generations as a nation we've drained wetlands, straightened rivers and moved water off the land as quickly as possible. Here, we've reversed that approach and the results are remarkable." Aerial images of Holnicote in Somerset reveal the benefits of rewilding: bit.ly/4g9Linx
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Rewilded land remains green amid drought-stricken English countryside, images show
National Trust’s Holnicote estate says restored wetlands and rivers offer proof of resilience to drought, wildfires and flooding
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026
It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit
A photo of a kid reaching out to someone dressed as Goofy in a chef outfit while some guy in a hat stands in the background
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
11 seconds
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Women, how would you feel about dating a Republican?
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another drawing from my Twitter archive, this one based on a tweet by @mandalikewine.bsky.social; those were the days TO BE CONTINUED perhaps soon enough, but in the meantime I will resume scanning and archiving I HAVE SPOKEN
a drawing based on a tweet by @Manda_like_wine (@mandalikewine.bsky.social) in a comic strip format.  first panel shows Amanda's three kids - the son (young white male wearing a t-shirt that reads "ART RULES"), youngest daughter (young white girl with curly hair), and the older daughter (young white female with curly hair and dark shirt) are situated around a table with clay objects.  the son comments on his older sister's clay object and says "that looks phallic" while the youngest sister looks on.  the older sister responds "what's phallic?"  in the second panel, Amanda's youngest daughter is confused and goes to her mother (Amanda, face not shown, but in a dress and slippers) and tugs on her dress to ask.  Amanda responds "shaped like a penis."  

finally, the third panel shows the youngest daughter, who has now returned back to the table where her older sister and brother are, and says to her brother "...you look like a phallic" to which her older sister responds with laughter.

watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
2671 CE: Woman stumbles over grave of forgotten personality, Mick Jagger; becomes impregnated by small drop of dormant semen that migrated into blade of grass.
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
there’s really never been a better time for Donald Trump to start eating salad
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell today for twenty minutes. He says he's a dracula now but he's the "good" kind of dracula that only drinks tomato soup. I asked him how that was different from his normal Thursday lunch and he grew furious and lunged at me with a ivory-handled dagger made of damascus steel
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
where’s mitch?
the painting of Hell by Hieronymous Bosch with a where’s waldo logo doctored to say “where’s mitch?”
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You've rioted your last pussy.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you think this summer heatwave is hot remember that HELL HAS NO AC because it's not real.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the same guy who leveled the east wing is very mad about vandalism
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
they’re gonna tarp the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, aren’t they
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Calm down, notebook, no it didn't.
College ruled red notebook
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I know a lot of suburban and rural older white ladies who are intensely active and involved in their communities, many of whom volunteer serve on local dem committees. They, almost universally, hate the democratic establishment, status quo dems, and are clamoring for proactive progressive policies.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ugh, it's already June and I'm not even close to beech ready (begins tedious process of covering body in bark and lichen for summer)
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
On twitter they’re trying to make it women’s fault that grandparents are old
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ugh, it's already June and I'm not even close to beech ready (begins tedious process of covering body in bark and lichen for summer)
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
feed billionaires to orcas
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
have we tried using ivermectin on the reflecting pool
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Your MAGA uncle cannot wait until the next family get-together to deploy this bad boy.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If anyone ever caught me crying, i'd just tell them it's because I was thinking about incredible facts
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have such vivid memories of summer in childhood. Like when my sister and I would hear the ice cream truck and my dad would run out to catch it and then come back with just an ice cream for himself.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TL:DR Another Girl Scout cookie sales success story
Photo of Kim Kardashian and her kid, North West.
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
still my favourite scene from alien
Photo of a horse in the foreground with it's mouth open so it looks like the horse in the background is coming out of his mouth
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
💰🦆🐥🐤
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
predator handshake meme: the islamic republic of iran 🤝 ticketmaster entertainment, llc
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 15/06/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time!
The mayor from JAWS
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
escorting granddad to prom night at the care home
Trump and Macron weirdly shaking hands with Trump looking dazed and gormless
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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trying to be relatable wearing a tracksuit and badly reading off a teleprompter about giving kids their childhoods back when 1 in 3 kids in the country are living in poverty and there's zero upward mobility for young adults.
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