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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I hate when I'm all prepared to hate something and it turns out to be pretty good.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

but what if I’m not spilled-a-little-bit-of-milk-in-your-kitchen mess, and instead I’m dropped-a-bucket-of-paint-on-your-hardwood mess?

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

DO RE MI FAFO LA OH NO 🏆👑 Congratulations @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Almost everything that's going on should be much harder to believe.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

fill all my voids, baby. i’m almost there.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/03/2026

My brain runs a podcast called “What If, But Worse.”

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Can people change? Sure! I’m rapidly deteriorating as we speak.

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

can I still enjoy something even though I know it won't last

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

fuck off, i know

Your day at a glance

You will be heartbroken again and again.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

help. the eggshells are poking my feet.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

it’s 10:29pm and I’m heating up leftover wings

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I have never encountered ICE, but I am aware that white privilege more or less keeps me out of danger by simply keeping my mouth shut. But if I speak up, penalties include-- and this isn't hyperbole-- being shot in the head. How does one reconcile these two fuckass options.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

“are you a good girl” no, fuck no. i am terrible at being.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

It was a beautiful 75°F yesterday in my corner of Kentucky, and then part of the state had tornadoes in the middle of the night, and now THIS.

Middle-aged lady with snow in her hair and on her sweater. It is snowing.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Pride and Prejudice and big booty bitches

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I think every few months I’m just gonna pop up with a random selfie to prove I’m still alive and then disappear again.

Middle-aged lady with glasses and necklaces, proving she is alive

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

My youngest has been wanting to roast marshmallows lately, but it’s 95° and crazy humid so now he and I are roasting marshmallows in air conditioning with a tea light beside the kitchen sink.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

my kid when he finds a $.16 on the ground: LOOSTERS KEEPERS

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

If you eat Doritos after midnight, they morph into nuggets

A densely packed nugget shaped lump of Dorito powder I pulled out of my bag of Doritos

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

That scene in Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby is on camera and doesn’t know what to do with his hands, except that’s my entire personality when someone compliments me

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/06/2025

My cute new doctor asked if I think my recent general anxiety is due to the country devolving into authoritarian rule and I think I'm in love??!

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I’m so behind on current pop culture. “Here’s Coco Melon Cupcake Dinglehopper wearing Sliminnie Flingbop Cerberus couture on the red carpet.”

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

me: I think this one’s my favorite out of this collection. my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!

A black velvet or velour dress from the 1870s

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

🎵 blue jean baby super serious faced ANT FARM LADY

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

if reincarnation is a thing, i wanna come back as a skunk so people run when they see me

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Jamie Lee-Not A Parody @scubak1ng.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

This is Kiss My Fat Ash here who is about to be awarded my post of the day award………….be quiet shhhhhh We’re going in. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! It’s POST OF THE DAY AWARD 🥇 Come on peeps Time to show some appreciation 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

cauliflower doesn’t deserve you heathens.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

not me over here fighting off escaping harvester ants while i try to scoop out crunched up little corpses with a tiny spoon and a headlamp

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

🎵 that’s me in the corner that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite trying to catch a pigeon

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

you can’t hurt me, you’re not a spicy ramen noodle i sucked up my nose

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

underwire out here just fightin’ for its life

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Out in Appalachian woods, just assume that if you can hear them, they can smell you.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re on Facebook leaving negative reviews for Littleton Coin Company for sending unsolicited coins and products to your minor child and then trying to bill him for it.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

i was complimented four different times on my mismatched-but-paired-together moth necklace and cameo necklace while out running errands this weekend so clearly this must have been how christie brinkley felt in the 80s

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

i miss people and i’m never very good at telling them.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

it’s friday the 13th so go wash your butt for good luck

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.

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