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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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merritt @merrittk.com · 10h
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 10h
Not for nothing but they also fucked up the styling of xAI.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 10h
Ha ha, remember that two-week period when Elon was accusing Trump of being a pedophile and Trump was responding with thinly veiled threats to drop a nuclear weapon on Elon’s head?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 16h
Making fundamental due process rights a nullity with the emergency docket (again)
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 19h
When you fill your staff with groypers, quality and truth aren't a big part of their research.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 20h
Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran - defector.com/even-the-wea...
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Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran | Defector
After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he’ll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. The musician’s shows, scheduled for Friday and Saturd...
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
KBJ is this close 🤏🏾 to referring to Chief Justice John Roberts as Chief Justice Save-A-Ho ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/ketan...
screenshot of two paragraphs excerpted from the linked article. excerpt reads as follows:

At a public appearance in March 2026, Jackson attributed the spike to a corresponding “uptick” in “the court’s willingness to get involved.” Indeed, the Court has granted more than 70 percent of the administration’s requests. In her speech on Thursday, Jackson talked about what those grants look like in practice. She specifically highlighted the Court’s shadow docket orders allowing Trump to slash the Department of Education’s workforce, cancel hundreds of millions of dollars in government grants, and, as she put it, authorize “roving ICE patrols to conduct race-based searches and seizures of Latino residents in Los Angeles.”

With these grim examples, Jackson illustrated how transforming the emergency docket into a “special avenue that certain privileged litigants can use selectively” puts people in danger, and compromises both the functioning of the judiciary and the Court’s credibility with the public. And in Friday’s dissent, she similarly rejected the idea that the government is injured and requires emergency response services from the Supreme Court “whenever it is prevented from violating the law.”
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 22h
This is satisfyingly righteous and also reminds me of a recent conversation I had during the course of which I realized, against the practice of my entire sentient life, that I simply have no interest anymore in trying to understand the world through the point of view of Trump voters.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok I think we need to agree there’s a hard limit of political texts you can receive from a party before you don’t have to vote.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2024
Your honor I was yes-anding
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27/09/2026
SUPER excited for this, after a year of chasing the angle, 30 minutes of waddling around up and down a parking garage, and over 6 hours of editing: A murder of crows flies towards the camera, in front of the full Moon, set to Blind Guardian's "Nightfall" and the sound of the crows themselves. 🪶 🐦‍⬛
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of The Shining paid for by the U.S. Government
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
roasted a butternut squash today www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t sleep on her saying that the Evangelical Right is politically powerless.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I listened to that Choosing Texas song and it sounds exactly like every song I grew up listening to in the 90s. Am I missing something.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done
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ellie maybe @ellie.thecancellations.com · 27/09/2026
Guys. Look.
A large black and tan dog sleeps in a small grey bed, donut like. It is precious. PRECIOUS.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
because we’re homosexual and poor.
New Yorker headline: Why people aren’t having kids
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A sentence like this appears in every one of these articles: "Sure I object to everything Trump has ever done, but on the other hand I also disagree with some things about Democrats I made up."
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- I saw Fran Lebowitz speak earlier this year & she talked about how Oprah might have encouraged a lot of people to get into reading but she did so by referring to books as mirrors where you should see yourself reflected RATHER than viewing books as windows into the experiences of others.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Napoleon, June 19, 1815:
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fyi, nancy guthrie is still missing
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The YouTube algorithm has recently been feeding me snippets of the Gilded Age, which means that for 90 seconds at a time, I get highly invested in debates over the placement of coffee spoons on formal dinner table arrangements.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t think of a better way to honor Dolly today than doing what she loved: loving your neighbor as yourself
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a reminder that early last year, the Free Press and other MAGA-adjacent outlets ran fawning stories about how the Trump administration was “saving” migrant kids from sex trafficking.
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buvezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fake crisis that was uncritically accepted and promoted by the Most Serious Journalists in the country
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ICE is scouting men driving to work early in the morning, but DoorDashers are most at risk while they drive all day for work. Read more from the ICE Watch newsletter: lataco.com/ice-watch-dr... By @eltragon.bsky.social
A masked ICE agent looks down at his phone. 

Headline reads "ICE Watch: Driving To Work or For DoorDash? They’re Hunting You"
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Let John live his life
Annie Morris
@DesperateAnnie
In the garden centre and a woman's screaming:
"DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THAT VENUS FLY TRAP AGAIN JOHN!"
Everyone looks over expecting a child and there's John, 70, with his finger in a Venus fly trap.
11:49 AM • Jan 3, 2020 • Twitter for iPhone
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'LL THANK you NOT TO REFER TO PRINCETON THAT WAY
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
gdi
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every day, Gavin Newsom makes my preferred 2028 presidential primary candidate, ‘Anyone But Gavin Newsom,’ just a little bit easier to campaign for. karlbode.com/feckless-dem...
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Feckless Dems Fold, Back Off Effort To Kill Paramount Merger
Every single time Democrats have an opportunity to demonstrate they're serious about media reform, they trip over their own assholes.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Distressing update from Wilber’s lawyer via IG a short while ago:
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, maybe some sort of bear appeared right after the police left and beat him up
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Merp @imagin8ion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Per his attys on IG
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nothing of value would be lost if we made saying the word ‘epic’ a capital offense.
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