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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The former girlfriend of the President’s son *and also Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife* open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...
Here is what happened: the former girlfriend of the President’s son asked an aspiring Republican politician for $100,000 to settle her credit card bill right before her Senate confirmation for an Ambassadorship, which she seems to have been awarded as a break-up present from the Trump family.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just wrote an Excel LET formula
How to be a computer genius
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Merits of this aside — and I agree with them — can we spend a moment reveling in the fact that Bill Kristol is now voicing clear-throated objections to the last fifty years of conservative legal philosophy?
Post by noted right wing slimeball Bill Kristol, quoting a Liberal Currents (!) article: “Originalism is an incoherent doctrine. It allows you to prove anything. Thus what it amounts to is a ritual invocation of the Founders, gesturing at this or that piece of text, before delivering whatever conclusion was approved on Fox News the night before.”
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
because we’re homosexual and poor.
New Yorker headline: Why people aren’t having kids
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A telling typo in the NYT write up of today’s ICE shooting in Austin. I suspect the writer was going for ‘citizens,’ but given the war-like rhetoric coming from the administration, it makes just as much sense to call Renee Good and Alex Pretti ‘civilians.’
The violence in Austin was the second Texas ICE shooting in recent months. President Trump has intensified his deportation effort with more targeted operations, which attract less attention, since two civilians were shot and killed during a crackdown in Minneapolis in January.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her saying I’m a girl
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rank discrimination against millennials once again.
Spelling Bee rejecting ‘macking’ as a word.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A bunch of Jamelle Bouie bangers in here but this one was my favorite.
Cottle: Well, one thing I’m interested in is calling Woke 1.0 “crazy” pretty much assumes there’s a Woke 2.0 on the horizon. So have we a sense of what this will be?

French: Nope. It’s here.

Cottle: Woke 2 is here?

French: Yeah, it’s here. It’s from the right.

Bouie: OK, this whole, like, “woke right” thing, which I know got some currency a couple months ago, I think is stupid. I’m not even going to be polite about it. I think it’s very stupid. I think we can just talk about that as right-wing ideology. It’s its own thing with its own dynamics.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The stepsisters from Cinderella rocking some truly outlandish bustles.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trump’s claim that he would deport everyone unlawfully in the country always meant that he would go after people who entered legally because that is most of the unauthorized population.
There was never a mandate for this president to turn the barrel of the gun and start going after people who legally entered.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Twitter post: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is it because it lets them pay their workers less
Article headlined How the Low Minimum Wage Helps Rich Companies
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
POV: the recipe says ‘crispy’ tofu
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey, at least they’ve learned one thing since 2016.
Party emails are deleted after 30 days for security purposes
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anna from Death Becomes Her
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is like when Bart forges his report card to show all As in order to go to Kamp Krusty and Lisa points out that he should have at least used plausible grades.
Next, Alberto Orozco, a Managing Director in Financial Investigations and Financial
Accounting at Nardello & Co. (“Nardello”), testified as a forensic accounting expert. Orozco
explained that Gilimex’s 2022 audited financial statements showed only $2,077 in goods on
consignment, not $69 million
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lest you think his demotion had given him an opportunity to reflect on his life choices, Greg Bovino is here to tell you that he is still the little worm he always was.
Gregory Bovino, the former Border Patrol “commander at large” who championed the use of smashmouth tactics against protesters and immigrants, was blunter. He said in an interview that too many “worthless” federal prosecutors chickened out by abandoning assault cases. And he thought more protesters and immigrants should have been prosecuted.

“We were being overly judicious in who we charged with 18 U.S.C. 111,” he said.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Paris Hilton wearing a graphic tee that says Stop Being Sad
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My little harlequin ❤️
A harlequin statuette in a lime green and burnt orange diamond pattern suit. He’s drawing backward with a disgusted look on his face.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love local government hearings because there’s always at least one person there who is present every single meeting and by now the entire council is on a first-name basis.
“And I want an officer to come to court and defend this citation,” Leif said. “I think this is ridiculous and I think it’s ridiculous to spend more than $100,000 so they can chase after cats. Our cat is not vicious or doing any property damage. It just sometimes wanders out to take a nap. Thank you for your time and I’ll see you next week, Charley.”
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
how dare you impugn the name of a good man based solely on the things he said and did
“But there were so many red flags,” the argument goes, pointing to the sexting, tattoo, and Reddit posts. Think about that argument for a moment: it means that people should be disqualified from public office for things there isn’t evidence they actually did, just “red flags” from which they can supposedly be divined.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, that certainly is one way to address the issue: sneering condescension and self-satisfaction.
‘As for me, my apology is as follows’ below which is a blank box and the words This space left intentionally blank.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Arthur the rabbit saying ‘You really think someone would do that? Just go to a FIFA official to unfairly influence a decision?’
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yeah, dude, that’s how it works.
I'm sorry, I might post about this for the rest of my life, but if the head of the organisation of a World Cup can be lobbied by the PRESIDENT OF THE HOST NATION into overturning the decisions of referees, why have a tournament at all? Just give the trophy to the country with the most lobbyists.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I mean this with 💫 love and light 💫: Grow up.
Post quoting a story about Trump calling FIFA’s president to ask for a suspension of a player’s ban: 

This headline and social post makes it seem like Donald Trump meddling in the U.S. World Cup red card penalty is no big deal. For the love of god, please be clear about how bat sh*t crazy this is.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
… which is why I, as a 30 year old, want to deny that same sense of self-worth and belonging to everyone else in the community.
As a 19-year-old, I found freedom by coming to understand that there is nothing inherently radical or subversive about being gay. Watching committed same-sex couples be welcomed into the institution of marriage transformed my sense of self-worth, allowing me to envision for the first time a dignified future as an openly gay person. It showed me that something never before possible for gay people now was for me: I could fall in love and build a life with someone without being confined to the closet or shunted to the margins of society.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As I was saying: not great at reporting the news, natural talent for being the news.
Bari’s Punch Back Plan
After months of criticism over her controversial overhaul of CBS News, Bari Weiss is eager to tell her side of the story, Status has learned—and she's been in talks for a major sit-down interview.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good on this person for making a ruckus about it but again, what? ICE is entering polling places to investigate threats?
Gonyea said she does not intend to delete her post. In addition to the attorney general’s office, she said she has contacted Rep. John Mannion, Mayor Sharon Owens and the New York Civil Liberties Union.

“For ICE to come to me over a social media post just feels very 1984 to me,” she said. “They definitely should have known better to not go into a polling place, even if I said it was OK.”
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oh my god
Musicians who rebuked Trump's rally and pulled out of the event include Martina McBride, the Commodores, Young MC, and Bret Michaels, The Daily Beast noted. Among the performers who stayed on were Flo Rida, Vanilla Ice, and *bold/FBI Director Kash Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkin/bold
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
‘Tenth Amendment memes’ is not a fruitful Google search but this one did amuse me.
Zoidberg from Futurama saying ‘Each state gets its own rights? Why not Zoidberg Rights?’
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One player didn’t wear the hat at all and has received zero adverse employment consequences.
A fourth pitcher, Sam Hentges, opted to not wear the rainbow-logo hat at all during the game and has not received a warning from MLB.)
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You wanna see a whole grown man cry his ass off, show me the final scene of Mother Simpson.
Homer Simpson sits on the hood of his car. The sky has just grown dark and the stars have come out. Homer stares off into the distance.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Marlowe describes Beelzebub as having light, curly hair; make of that what you will.
Beelzebub, in curled haire of a horseflesh colour,
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maybe I should try Grok. Gemini is not bringing the crazy.
"I am deeply committed to the preservation of our nation's foundational principles and the enduring values of our Judeo-Christian heritage. I am looking for a professional home that is unapologetic about these convictions and dedicated to producing high-impact, mission-driven content. My goal is to contribute my skills to an organization that not only recognizes the vital importance of faith and patriotism in the public square but is actively working to defend and promote them."
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is the sort of thing I wouldn’t have any ethical qualms using ChatGPT for.
PragerU is one of the fastest-growing conservative nonprofits around. Tell us why you would like to work for us specifically, knowing we make original content which is heavily pro-American, based on Judeo-Christian values?*
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am so tempted to apply.
LinkedIn job post for an office assistant with PragerU.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Kent Brockman from the Simpsons saying I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply doesn’t work.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I dunno, I just don’t think it’s ideal that we have a workforce that is relying on the Sycophantic Agreeing Machine for advice. Seems like that might cause trouble down the road.
76% of workers consulted AI over colleagues for workplace advice last year
AI is reshaping how people interact at work. Workday's Human Connection Workplace Index, a survey of 2,150 employees, found that 76% used AI tools for advice over the past year, with many saying the technology felt less judgmental and more available than colleagues.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as  simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People are completely losing their minds defending this guy. Why?
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Literally the last person on earth I want to hear from on any subject, much less the credibility of a man accused of misrepresenting his background.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I find it funny that there’s a connection to Veep in literally everything that this administration does — there’s a whole two-episode arc about Selena using the word ‘robust.’
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
OPINION
BRET STEPHENS
The War Is Going Better Than You Think
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Area LinkedIn User Discovers ‘God’ Is ‘Dog’ Spelled Backwards, Goes Viral
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Except this one. This one is dead to me.
A misshapen lump of dough. It looks like someone has collected old bits of chewed gum.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ve been playing around with what to do with the scraps from my croissant baking projects. Today I’m turning them into mini challahs and they are so cute to me.
Shaped croissant dough. In addition to four straight croissants, there are a few braided pieces in various shapes.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I continue to be confused about where the NYT draws the line on foreign language borrowings.
Spelling Bee rejecting the word ukase, which is a word.
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