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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 15h
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 13h
Cannot recommend the talking-stick approach to in-person meetings highly enough. If you have to physically reach over to retrieve a physical object in order to talk, you’re going to think twice on whether your comment about your recent trip to Puerto Vallerta is worth the effort.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 13h
Meanwhile, we’re on minute seven of discussing what to do with the 48 pompoms someone is bringing.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 13h
I’m sitting in on an extremely tedious meeting for a fundraiser and wistfully recalling the woman who ran our Bernie meetings with all the lenience of a Gestapo general. You were allotted 120 seconds for your action items, responses got 45 seconds, and people were muted the second they ran over.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baby, you chose a word with a double letter and one vowel???
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The gentleman sitting in front of me on the train has, as his Wordle starter word, TRILL, and it’s making me unreasonably angry.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, if I saw this, my first thought wouldn’t be that it’s ICE; I would be dialing 911 to report a mugging.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How are we supposed to distinguish ICE arrests from plain old criminal kidnappings if these guys are going around both dressing and acting like thugs
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You look like the benignly whimsical stranger who plays a minor but formational role in a Ronald Dahl book.
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Hank Hoffman @hankhoffmanct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just because Ken Paxton is a scumbag doesn't mean the wife he cheated on and who's divorcing him isn't a scumbag, too.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just wrote an Excel LET formula
How to be a computer genius
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026
The very concept of yelling at the pope on Twitter is so fucking funny
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶 it’s the circle of life 🎶
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Irving Kristol made the journey from left to right in the last half of the last century just for his son to make the return journey in the first half of this century.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Merits of this aside — and I agree with them — can we spend a moment reveling in the fact that Bill Kristol is now voicing clear-throated objections to the last fifty years of conservative legal philosophy?
Post by noted right wing slimeball Bill Kristol, quoting a Liberal Currents (!) article: “Originalism is an incoherent doctrine. It allows you to prove anything. Thus what it amounts to is a ritual invocation of the Founders, gesturing at this or that piece of text, before delivering whatever conclusion was approved on Fox News the night before.”
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOP ads right now are all about attacking trans people. Over, and over, and over. I was a gay teen in 2004 watching the Bush campaign try to win on attacking gay marriage, but the resort to this hate drive in campaign ads feels so dialed up now. I can’t imagine being an lgbt kid watching tv today.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank goodness i, the average hardworking american taxpayer, can now afford my data center mortgage
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ — theonion.com/creatively-t...
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can draw a straight line from the hollowing out of the NSF to some 22 year old chronic masturbator throwing a picture of Fani Willis and a screenshot of a text chain he hasn’t spent more than two seconds thinking about onto a PowerPoint slide and sending it off to Kinko’s.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One angle about the Schmitt-Smith-Hawk-Hawkeyes mess that isn’t getting enough attention is that this is the natural result of the GOP’s hostility to expertise in government employees, in this case Schmitt’s own staff.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘well here i am, through the doors of the F train. should i move into the center of the car so others can board behind me? maybe in a minute. after i contemplate my entire life.’ - everybody, apparently
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not for nothing but they also fucked up the styling of xAI.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nice to see that they’ve moved past their differences :)
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha ha, remember that two-week period when Elon was accusing Trump of being a pedophile and Trump was responding with thinly veiled threats to drop a nuclear weapon on Elon’s head?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making fundamental due process rights a nullity with the emergency docket (again)
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Utterly incapable of wrapping their head around someone who used their fame and accomplishment in service of others.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you fill your staff with groypers, quality and truth aren't a big part of their research.
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran - defector.com/even-the-wea...
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Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran | Defector
After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he’ll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. The musician’s shows, scheduled for Friday and Saturd...
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read it while sitting across from a sweat-drenched, red-faced man slurping down three dozen raw oysters and it’s like you’re there.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
KBJ is this close 🤏🏾 to referring to Chief Justice John Roberts as Chief Justice Save-A-Ho ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/ketan...
screenshot of two paragraphs excerpted from the linked article. excerpt reads as follows:

At a public appearance in March 2026, Jackson attributed the spike to a corresponding “uptick” in “the court’s willingness to get involved.” Indeed, the Court has granted more than 70 percent of the administration’s requests. In her speech on Thursday, Jackson talked about what those grants look like in practice. She specifically highlighted the Court’s shadow docket orders allowing Trump to slash the Department of Education’s workforce, cancel hundreds of millions of dollars in government grants, and, as she put it, authorize “roving ICE patrols to conduct race-based searches and seizures of Latino residents in Los Angeles.”

With these grim examples, Jackson illustrated how transforming the emergency docket into a “special avenue that certain privileged litigants can use selectively” puts people in danger, and compromises both the functioning of the judiciary and the Court’s credibility with the public. And in Friday’s dissent, she similarly rejected the idea that the government is injured and requires emergency response services from the Supreme Court “whenever it is prevented from violating the law.”
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘If you cannot look at another human being to whom some misery has befallen and have it fire in your brainstem, even subconsciously, "That could be me or someone I care about," you failed.... Become a shut-in and spare the rest of us from your constant efforts to sabotage the collective.’
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Let's consider America's descent into authoritarianism, which she has been cheering on, to talk about what's really important: it affected her, and it's not supposed to affect her. This motherfucker actually qualified "lives" with an adjective.’
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is satisfyingly righteous and also reminds me of a recent conversation I had during the course of which I realized, against the practice of my entire sentient life, that I simply have no interest anymore in trying to understand the world through the point of view of Trump voters.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok I think we need to agree there’s a hard limit of political texts you can receive from a party before you don’t have to vote.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2024
Your honor I was yes-anding
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Death Becomes Her superfan @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the virgin Hakeem Jeffries: wE’rE a BiG tEnT the chad midwestern liberal who has successfully run statewide races in solidly red states: protect the dolls
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27/09/2026
SUPER excited for this, after a year of chasing the angle, 30 minutes of waddling around up and down a parking garage, and over 6 hours of editing: A murder of crows flies towards the camera, in front of the full Moon, set to Blind Guardian's "Nightfall" and the sound of the crows themselves. 🪶 🐦‍⬛
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of The Shining paid for by the U.S. Government
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