Reposted by EmBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 241469207
Reposted by EmJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641236367
Reposted by EmLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2025So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight 3393181486
Reposted by EmSlurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They should make one of those anime dating games except it's all infamous Labour freaks and you gain romance points by talking about means testing or getting tough on immigration 8589
Reposted by EmRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king. 320623
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Home by 8pm in my pyjamas. Being 40 hits fucking differently man 😩 4170
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Going out in a poorly defined fancy dress outing where the person deciding the theme said eh punk/80s/mad max and now everyone is dressed like they’re going to completely different event to each other. I still look like a fucking mid level manager at Barclays 6430
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had my first mammogram today so that was fun. I was told it was painful but actually the only painful part is when you have such small boobs they have trouble getting you in the boob machine 290
Reposted by EmKieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 13/07/2026I’m running the Lincoln Half Marathon in October, and I’m hoping to raise some money for SpecialEffect! If you’re able to donate, that would be awesome! If you aren’t, a share of this post would be equally great! Thank you!! www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...justgiving.comKieran's 1/2 Marathon for SpecialEffectHelp Kieran McClung raise money to support SpecialEffect 1711
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m calling it, it’s officially time to put the heating on 11100
Reposted by EmNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140496470
Reposted by EmAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"there's a guy literally called tinybaby dunking on the english on bluesky" You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn. 1222
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can’t stop thinking about that poor little boy Noah I’m absolutely devastated. He was the spitting image of my own 3 year old boy. What a cruel fucking world we live in 4200
Reposted by Emdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now 056183
Reposted by EmJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115881943
Reposted by EmWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise 202594631
Reposted by Empixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369330
Reposted by EmCarl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran's statement where he sounds genuinely very angry throughout, immediately both-sideses the genocide, and asserts that he has his own opinions on the matter but that they're a secret, strikes me as unlikely to solve the problem he perceives himself to be facing right now. 1041565
Reposted by EmJennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My daughter’s latest masterpiece 113115422437
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pokemon ass problem preventing me from continuing my lunchtime walk 4250
Reposted by EmBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113591913
Reposted by EmPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral." 7763761785
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My toxic trait is applying for jobs that I think are “somewhere” in the general midlands area so it’s probably fine for me to commute to I’m in Bham and just been shortlisted for a job in Leicester. That’s probably Birmingham right 8220
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do you think Blank Space by Taylor Swift is about Henry VIII 260
Reposted by EmIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does 1134704704
Reposted by EmBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is one of my favorite news headlines 1558168
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Kept wondering why the fancy building where my office is kept changing which escalator was the up one and which was the down one. Realised today it was in fact just me entering through different sides of the building 4220
Reposted by EmBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474793954
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tried to get into several books this year before giving up and reading yet another gossipy book about the Tudors 260
Reposted by EmJeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hey Bluesky, could you help me signal boost my Big Cartel shop? Jeremy Creatures are designed and hand-sewed by me, and they take many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com 26246
Reposted by EmAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Absolutely all landlords think they're one of the good ones, not like those bad landlords out there. I've never seen any admit to being one of the bad ones. They can't all be right. 111004
Reposted by Emromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189565291
Reposted by EmTfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026No idea of the context (ie what their situation was) but it is incredibly funny posting to indignantly say “I have never been a private landlord” only for someone to produce a screenshot from twitter that literally says “I have been a private landlord” 071
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I replied asking why you would specifically lie about being a landlord lol 5150
Reposted by EmTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Almost certainly the best photo I have ever accidentally taken through a hole in an old tree trunk of a stranger's dog leaping joyfully along the banks of a tidal river. 216219