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@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Proper warm today innit. Might get the bbq on
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should make one of those anime dating games except it's all infamous Labour freaks and you gain romance points by talking about means testing or getting tough on immigration
A chibj cardboard cutout of Andy Burnham dressed as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones with a sword and long fur cape.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king.
Kang from the 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon: A weird malevolent brain-like creature that lives in the stomach of a robot.
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Home by 8pm in my pyjamas. Being 40 hits fucking differently man 😩
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going out in a poorly defined fancy dress outing where the person deciding the theme said eh punk/80s/mad max and now everyone is dressed like they’re going to completely different event to each other. I still look like a fucking mid level manager at Barclays
Me dressed in some ill defined attempt to look punk but still looking like a middle manager at Barclays
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had my first mammogram today so that was fun. I was told it was painful but actually the only painful part is when you have such small boobs they have trouble getting you in the boob machine
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Scott Pack @meandmybigmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These are hugely satisfying.
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koto. @koto-chan444.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
そとで夜ふかし🌙
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Kieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 13/07/2026
I’m running the Lincoln Half Marathon in October, and I’m hoping to raise some money for SpecialEffect! If you’re able to donate, that would be awesome! If you aren’t, a share of this post would be equally great! Thank you!! www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
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Kieran's 1/2 Marathon for SpecialEffect
Help Kieran McClung raise money to support SpecialEffect
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m calling it, it’s officially time to put the heating on
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"there's a guy literally called tinybaby dunking on the english on bluesky" You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn.
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can’t stop thinking about that poor little boy Noah I’m absolutely devastated. He was the spitting image of my own 3 year old boy. What a cruel fucking world we live in
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise
Several bunnies stand at a campfire in the woods at night. One small bunny has a fearful look as they try to tell the others about something. The other bunnies around the fire have a mix of skepticism and surprise on their faces. In the background, a dark shadow of a mothman, with red glowing eyes, is visible.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's statement where he sounds genuinely very angry throughout, immediately both-sideses the genocide, and asserts that he has his own opinions on the matter but that they're a secret, strikes me as unlikely to solve the problem he perceives himself to be facing right now.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pokemon ass problem preventing me from continuing my lunchtime walk
A fallen tree blocking my walk on a canal path. I didn’t have a pokemon with the cut move to proceed
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
Ms. Rachel post:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I absolutely loved every second of this
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My toxic trait is applying for jobs that I think are “somewhere” in the general midlands area so it’s probably fine for me to commute to I’m in Bham and just been shortlisted for a job in Leicester. That’s probably Birmingham right
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you think Blank Space by Taylor Swift is about Henry VIII
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is one of my favorite news headlines
CBS News @CBSNews
Follow
French mayor defends holding massive Smurf rally despite coronavirus spread: "We must not stop living" cbsn.ws/3aLKoZD
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
a painting of an rv decked out to look like the TOS enterprise, with a telescope and chair on the top, looking at shooting stars in a wide open field during dusk

"your email never found me"
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kept wondering why the fancy building where my office is kept changing which escalator was the up one and which was the down one. Realised today it was in fact just me entering through different sides of the building
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tried to get into several books this year before giving up and reading yet another gossipy book about the Tudors
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I very much enjoyed reading this
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good news from McCains
AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey Bluesky, could you help me signal boost my Big Cartel shop? Jeremy Creatures are designed and hand-sewed by me, and they take many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤴🏘💪👷‍♀️
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely all landlords think they're one of the good ones, not like those bad landlords out there. I've never seen any admit to being one of the bad ones. They can't all be right.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guy with his head cut off of the picture in a landlord quarter zip fleece style outfit
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No idea of the context (ie what their situation was) but it is incredibly funny posting to indignantly say “I have never been a private landlord” only for someone to produce a screenshot from twitter that literally says “I have been a private landlord”
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I replied asking why you would specifically lie about being a landlord lol
Libby @captainlibatron.bsky.social • 3h
You posted about it on twitter?
chiller * ê @chiller • 19 Sept 13
@dangermouse2 @PennyRed I have been a private landlord. I know how this works. And tenants who "do a flit" are INCREDIBLY rare.

chiller @chiller.eurosky.social • 22m
Yeah: it's not true tho, as l've told you a few times now. Oh no! 13 years ago l chatted a whole sentence of shit.
istg someone needs to get a healthier hobby than this.
I'm sorry to lose you, but really if ditching me over a 13yo shitpost on twitter is all it takes, go well.
Screenshot of account name Chiller blocking me
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Incredible scenes
chiller @chiller.eurosky.social • 8m
l've *never* been a private landlord. Ever.
So I'm not sure what you're talking about?
You're inventing I'm things that I'm not, never have been. I wonder who's making this stuff up.
What you believe is your call. But the facts aren't. Maybe read that thread, then bin me. 
Libby @captainlibatron.bsky.social • 5m
You posted about it on twitter?
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chiller * 6 @chiller • 19 Sept 13
@dangermouse2 @PennyRed I have been a private landlord. I know how this works. And tenants who "do a flit" are INCREDIBLY rare.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Almost certainly the best photo I have ever accidentally taken through a hole in an old tree trunk of a stranger's dog leaping joyfully along the banks of a tidal river.
A dog leaping - totally by chance - just at the exact moment I snapped a photo of an interdimensional portal in South Devon, not far from Teignmouth.
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