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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 12h

Labour should means test the virginity of their most ardent supporters, turn it into a renewable energy source, and create a utopia

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 13h

Have been dealing with horrendous anxiety all day and finally just given in to the exhaustion, sorry anyone who needs anything from me for the last hour and a bit of the working day, please send any complaints to god for giving me this shit brain

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 23h

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 15h

All vampires are a dracula, actually

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 18h

Just blocking the "fuck yeah Labour should end the triple lock" bloodless quants on here, they have literally nothing of value to add to my life

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 18h

Meta Muse is what happens if you take the Pokémon Bellibolt and put it in front of right wing Youtube for 72 hours

The Pokémon Bellibolt, a cute round green creature with lightning on its black belly.

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 20h

I look around the world and see what other countries can afford, look at our wealth compared to theirs, and only one conclusion can be drawn: when they say they can't afford things here they are lying, and they are unwilling to make necessary changes. Fuck all of them.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 21h

Iranians! I knew it was them! Even when it was the Russians, the Islamists and anti-war protesters, I knew it was them!

Moe in the Simpsons, shaking his fist while saying "immigrants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!"

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 21h

Adding my name to the "fucked up dreams and waking up in panic with an anxiety that would not lift" list for today, boy howdy seems to be a lot of us this morning

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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oo oh here he comes Look out boys, he'll kill your gran Oo oh here he comes He's Andy Burnham

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lmao, Burnham looking at the "dead old people" estimates for the winter fuel cut proposals, deciding those are rookie numbers, and being cheered on by the absolute worst fucks in the Labour Party

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Praying for cold weather to finally hit so the hideous annoying cunts next door will finally close their windows and I don't have to hear him braying like a donkey while playing FIFA every fucking evening

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crabbing is the aquatic version of dogging

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The RAF Fairford suspects / the RAF Fairford suspicious vehicle / the RAF Fairford suspicious potentially explosive substances

The mystery machine van from scooby doo.

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Pumpkin Spiced Hannah 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good morning aabody, this is really starting to get a bit urgent now so if anyone can please give me a hand I'd be really super grateful, thank you 🙏

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My anxiety and depression fighting over who gets to ruin my week this week

A scene from At The Earth's Core, of two giant horned monsters fighting each other in a rocky landscape.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't think there's an album I've revisited this year more than Emotional Junglist by Nia Archives, what a banger

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Nia Archives – Danger (Official Video)

YouTube video by Nia Archives

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone smarter than me please mod Chibi Andy Burnham into Final Fantasy Tactics 🙏

A screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics. Andy Burnham: chibi edition has been crudely photoshopped into a dialogue scene.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Haven't seen a bloom effect this bold since the Xbox 360 days

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please elaborate on this post and be specific. What position do you think the Democrats should take to supposedly get elected. Which marginalised group should be thrown under the bus 😊

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They should make one of those anime dating games except it's all infamous Labour freaks and you gain romance points by talking about means testing or getting tough on immigration

A chibj cardboard cutout of Andy Burnham dressed as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones with a sword and long fur cape.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song" You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.

Garfield the cat dressed as a cowboy against the backdrop of an American flag.

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muad'dweeb🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @webway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

guy who's only seen the king in yellow watching any other play: t̴̢̢̛͇͙̥̍̽̈́̒̈́̐͊͂̅͘̕ĥ̷̢̛̗̝̹̰͚͍̳̼̳͊͆̈̌͂̏͂̓̓̚͜ͅe̷͙̭͕̹̔̋̊̊́͂̄͜͝ ̸̢̠̦̩̮̥̬̃̌͌s̴̩͛̎͋̐͌̍͗̌̚͘͠͝͠c̸̠̳̣͕͎̻̳͍̃͗͐̆̃̅̒̿̌̍̋͗͆̐̅̈́͝ȁ̶̢̼̱̲̘̙̞̳̪̗̞̬̾̀̊̋͛̚͠l̷̮͔̪̩̻̻͓͂̓ĺ̸̻͍͂̈́͝͠ͅơ̷̤̦̒̋̚p̴̨̢̛͇̩͚̱̼̣̞̤͓̬̠̦̒̓͛̊̃͐̄̿͌͊̔͝͝ě̸̼͓͛̈́͌͆̍́̊̋͛̀̃͐̿͘͝͝d̴͖̥̹̥̜̳͌͋̄̓͑̾͒̐̾̆̆͘ ̸̨̦̜̝̘̫̟̠̞̖̤̖̖͔̻́́͐̾̄͜ͅt̴̢̢̩̖̣̜͎̝̫͉͒͑̂̂̎̈́̀̒̉̔̇̀͛́͒̂̓͜a̸̡̱͕̦͙̖̫̤̪̳̾͒̓̄͊̒͑̑̈́̈́͊̈́̋̈ṯ̵̨̢̢̟̭̥̠̟̜̂̂̆͒̐̉̀̾͌̓̿͊̚͜t̶̡̛͇̠̟̞̲̟̩̱̟̉̑̏ę̶̧̨̙͙̳̝̪̺̖̉ͅȓ̸̨̧͚̰͈̻̠̺͇͍̝͙̪̙̌̚͘͘͠ͅs̶̡̥͕͕̊͒̆̂͑͛̓͛ ̵̡̧̫̣̪̼͙̹͌̆͜ͅo̶̧̠̺̯͉̗͚͇̤̗͆͋̃ͅf̵̛̛̱͖̟̖͒͒̏̄̓̈̈́̈̈́͑͋ ̴̛̠̯̘̐͊̐͠t̶̨̡̟͉͔̫̙̝͉͈̫̫̘͙̉́̄̋͘̚͝h̶̬̫̦̪̻͐̓̉̿̓̈̃͝ë̴̳̪͚̘̬̮͎̤́̽̐̈́̅̑̅̇̊͗̀̚ ̴͇͉̥̖̣̲̞̄̆̎̆̀́̑̐̾͛̒͘͘͝͝ķ̸̣̜̖͌̀̉̓̉̔́̆̃̅͛̕i̷͈̻̓̃ň̷̥̲͖̝̻̝̜͚̠̞̤̟̭̼̦͓̾̋̄̓̈́̈́̅̈́̓ḡ̶̢̨̧͖̟̻̰̮̱͖͍̭̤̈̉̾̏̒̉͊̔̏͘̕͝ ̴͈̎͒͑̔̀͊̒͑̀͘s̶̡̧̛̩̜̜͍̳̜͈̖͈̤͔̀̌̈́̎̓̈́͌̔̉̿̾̾̊h̷͓̞̝̻̦̊̄̇̆́̇̍̂̚̚̚͝a̴̧̛̗̤̟̮͖̤̩̳̞̿͛̿͂̊̂̀̎̀͊̀̚͝͠ĺ̸̡̧̰̩͚͕̭̬̪̦͒̋̑̃̆͛̀l̵̦̲͙̭͕̙͙̼͔͕͐̄̊͌̂̓̚ ̶̡̗͚̥̓͑͐͜͝h̶̛͙̜̞͔͎̯̊́̋͐̋͂͊͑̃͝ĭ̷̧͓̬̬̙͙̩̥̟̯̪̘̹͉̫̖̊ḑ̵̞̪͎̪͙͚̥̩̞̟̐̓́͑͂͐̑͐̂̇͘͜ę̶̼̜̙̖̻̞̺̺̤̪̙͍͑̄̿̒́͊͐̇̓̉̾ͅ ̵̛͎̬̤̗̼̻͇́̂̽͛͆̏͒̎́͛͑̕͠ÿ̶̠̺͙́̓̑͂͂̎̐̾̆̆̃̄̆̈́͠h̸̠̞̥̮̊̊ṫ̸̢͕̼͈̯̙̩̤̲̐̀́̀̽͋̅̉͐̊͌̈́͗̄͝ͅį̷̹͙͍̔̋͐͑̎͊͛́͗͆̋̀̈́̿̽͘͠l̵͕̫͕̄̒́͝͠ĺ̸̡͍͚̘̪̘̼̰̻̥͍͎͓̲̩̲̑͌͑ͅ ̷̛͚̯͓̬͈̃͑̓f̴̧̛̣͖̬̙̮̝̺̗͍̟̙̟̈́̄̽̿̀̃̎̈́̾͛o̶̧͚͓̩͋́̂͝r̸̢̛̭̫̼̥͚̫̗̜͖͙̃̋̉̌̓̆͆̄̋͒̕ė̸̞̳̜̭̗̝̰͕̮͖̩̹͒̎̚ͅv̴̧̛͙̠̤̤̣̪̺̫̩͋̽̀̀̎͆̈́̉͛̕͝ȩ̷̢̙̺̞̲̤͖̻̱̭̏͑̍̑͋ȓ̸͇͍̈́̈́̃̓̿̒̐̕

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay I've given it a listen and I've got to say I'm impressed, maybe give it a listen before you judge like I did:

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Much like that ginger bearded cry-arser the other year, I do not care about extremely boring country pop music by those gosh darn Yankees and you cannot make me care

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Friend of the family has given us some old Sylvanian Families sets and a) if we ever have to buy these things I will need to sell a kidney, jfc those prices b) look at these fuckers, as if the villagers from The Wicker Man got turned into whatever mask they wore to the last burning

A family of frogs from Sylvanian Families, in old fashioned clothes.

A family of hedgehogs from Sylvanian Families, in old fashioned clothes.

A family of ducks from Sylvanian Families, in old fashioned clothes.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time to give up the habit of eating two and a half shallots before bed, gang

Two and a half roasted shallots on a plate, with the text "Waking to pee isn't from drinking too much water - it's this".

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sandy Peggie's face turning up constantly on the timeline, like if Eddie from Iron Maiden rose from the depths of Trago Mills

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight In my floodlit cuck chair

A screenshot of REM's video to Losing My Religion. Michael Stipe is sitting on a chair in a dark room, lit up.

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HawaiiWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An incredibly LAST MINUTE announcement that I, HawaiiWorms, will be stepping in as a support act for the Chrysalid Homo album launch gig at the Night & Day Cafe in Manchester TONIGHT. It's Sunday night, this is way better than Countryfile and Antiques Roadshow. Come down. Come down. Come down.

A poster for a gig at the Night & Day cafe in Manchester on Sunday 27th September. It's for the band Chrysalid Homo's album launch and supporting are Isms and HawaiiWorms (me!) the poster features a large glitterball in front of a spooky dark green wavy background

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Only four days until horror season officially starts?! Fuck yes

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I always struggle financially in the last week of the month. Currently have £3.33 to last until 2nd Oct. Disabled, diabetic and day-to-day life is hella expensive. Any mutual aid greatly appreciated as always x paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

paypal.me

Pay Stephen Frizzle using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/FrizFrizzle and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

FIFA Career Mode throwing up an all timer future player / The Day Today special reporter in Douglas Douglas

A youth player screen in a FIFA Career Mode, of a scottish player with curly hair called Douglas Douglas.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Impressed to see a cameo from Ed Davey as a baby in this funny bones book, even repping the Lib Dem colours 🫡

A drawing of a baby in a yellow onesie in a funny bones book. It has a round face with a strong chin, looking like Lib Dem leader Ed Davey.

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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Often think of this in French with the similarity in pronunciation of boisson, poisson, and poison

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