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Alex

@improv-alex.bsky.social
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I do improv!

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 30/11/2025
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The AI dream is everyone out of work but also somehow paying for things that the 3-4 companies that own everything make
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Lots of people would fart willingly, if only you had aligned the incentives correctly
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Wild wind whipping the night, drenched in sheets of rain, lighting crackling behind us, we all scream for ice cream. You cannot hide! Ice cream, we will devour you!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can somebody explain to me why we're, apparently, going to war with Venezuela? Is it just another oil grab?
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 29/11/2025
not now babe it's infishtructure week
large building shaped like fish
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
😱😱😱
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
What a great headline
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm in an album club, like a book club but for records. I got to pick the topic this month: music you got into after you read a review. And one of the most musically experienced members said he always kept his eye out for music that got widely divergent reviews—love and hate—they're usually the best
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Big tech simping for giant tummy aches
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 27/11/2025
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
A turkey holding a photoshopped sword stands in a grassy field.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
Pitbull © @pitbull
If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ric00000000000 HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My eyes are the Great Lakes of my face. My nose is the Eiffel Tower of my face. My forehead is the Sahara of my face. My lips are the Hoover Dam of my face.
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
These flowers really get my nose wet and runny
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’ll bathe when I’m baptized, and not a moment before. Or after.
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Tissues love me
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If Ben Franklin got his way there would be no turkey feast today. Just terrible terrible eagle meat.
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rebecca stone @forestminish.tv · 27/11/2025
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
Bluesky post from Jesse Vitelli:

Watching the parade
My parents, hopeful that one day I will bring them grandchildren to fill their home with laughter and joy
My dumbass pointing at the tv screen explaining to them "that's my boy Goku"

Right underneath, bluesky post from Jake:
My boyyyyy (with picture of the Goku parade float)
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
happy death day turkeys
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
(Quote Skeet) So what? Get over it, pussy, you don't see
the others complaining

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... • 4h
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 26/11/2025
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
this — considering that Florida is a two-party consent state — might even be a crime. i’m floored
text from lizza’s latest drop claiming that olivia nuzzi sent an artist in to draw the president while secretly recording him in florida, a two party consent state
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I always say that it's better to hold off on blaming a particular political side for an act of violence. Here's why I'm blaming today's national guard shooting on the woke left.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/11/2025
thrilled and honored for SIMPLICITY to be on here. thank you NPR~
"Monsters, both metaphysical and metaphorical, threaten the ideals of a separatist utopian commune in a nearer-than-we’d-like future in which the U.S. has devolved into autonomous city-states. A trans anthropologist sent on a fact-finding mission for a philanthropic museum struggles to determine what’s real and what’s imagined in these sociopolitical contexts. What does it mean to be a member of a marginalized group recuperated into an oppressive society with a thin veneer of acceptance? What does it take to give up on the illusion of security as a complacent collaborator and dive into the precarity of radical revolution? Simplicity raises questions and hints at answers with a satirical voice and incisive imagery."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Yes! I don’t want video but if there is I don’t want some dumbass Joe Rogan radio set or a rejected Oprah interview set but for guys wearing sneakers. I want it to be a zoom call with a notification pop up saying they’re using the free version and it’s about to quit putting a hard cap on the ep time
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
me: dating is hard me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Morning.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
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Paul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?"

The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Was James Patterson the original AI author?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the number 8 is actually an o giving another o a piggyback ride
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/11/2025
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Lmao
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
when you close comments you close the door on FRIENDSHIP
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Dance like no one’s watching Laugh like no one’s listening Squeeze out a lil toot like no one’s smelling Be the change
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Alex @improv-alex.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When was the last time you heard someone say “thank you for losing”? We have lost our way as a society
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
Google thinks kemneth is "30 Rock hot guy"
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