jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12hJust snagged my Doomsday tickets 🙌🏻static.klipy.comJarvisALT: Jarvis 1320
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15hI got to work this morning right at one of the biggest cliffhangers I've experienced so far in Dungeon Crawler Carl, and it's driving me nuts. 4180
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve been so busy between homework and getting shit done in and around the house. All I want to do is play Fire Emblem. 1340
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A relic from a more civilized age… if you hold your ear up to it, you can still hear an Xbox Live lobby if you listen closely. 🥹 6673
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mio and Mundi wish you all a very chill Caturday!! 🐈⬛ 🐈 4533
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Halo 3 turned 19 today. The perfect mix of competitive and completely unserious multiplayer. Custom games lobbies with strangers. Endless creativity with Forge. Staying up way too late with friends and running home after school for double XP weekend. I will always miss that era. 💔 6454
Reposted by jake balatroScott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch 9469631051
Reposted by jake balatroArastir 🩸 c°mms closed @arastir.bsky.social · 02/07/2026GTA Karlach 🔥 Decided to jump on this GTA 6 trend and draw Baldur’s Gate’s best girl #gta #bg3 193415931
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just wrapped up The Gate of the Feral Gods and jumped right into The Butcher's Masquerade. I haven't been this addicted to a book series like DCC in years. Jeff Hays brings so much personality to every character that it's hard to stop listening. 4220
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*cracks knuckles* I’m gonna need to lock in. 🍽️ 17590
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is the kind of game that unemployment was invented for. That gameplay loop is like crack. It’s so fucking good. 😌🔥 1200
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I spent half my day off dealing with a broken water heater. 🗿 I'm annoyed because it ate into my Fire Emblem time, but I'd much rather deal with it on my day off than come home from work and find out my water heater died. 3242
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026HELL YEAH. 🔥🤙🏻 I cant wait to dive into Well Dweller. Thank you, @kylethompsondev.bsky.social 🙏🏻 4333
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Taking Monday off to play Fire Emblem was easily one of the best decisions I’ve made all year. 🥹 81332
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always knew my lasting legacy would be wearing the Zelda shirt with khakis. I’ve been the poster boy for this fit since day one. 😤 8513
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fortune’s Weave has me in an absolute chokehold. 🎮☕️ It has a monopoly on my free time. 😌 6694
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I got up at 5:30 AM to play Fire Emblem. 🎮😅 Have a good Caturday everyone! 🐈 8511
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Celebrating National Cheeseburger Day with a Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave bacon cheeseburger. 🍔😌 6400
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HAPPY FIRE EMBLEM FORTUNE’S WEAVE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!! 🙌🏻🎊 5631
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I went to bed early last night because I had nothing to do LOL I need Fire Emblem in my hands. 3260
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is almost here. 🥹 OpenCritic: 90 Metacritic: 89 2434
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If Persona music doesn’t immediately improve your mood, nothing will. 3261
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026From the moment Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave was revealed, it shot straight to the top of my most anticipated list and hasn’t moved since. I can’t wait. 🤩 11450
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the cost of my sanity and mental wellbeing, I managed to snag Expedition 33 Symphony tickets! 🎉 It looks like I'll be back in Los Angeles. 🗿 6320
Reposted by jake balatroGameDadVII @gamedadvii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I went way deeper into the new StarCraft announcement. I dug through the developer interviews, broke down the trailer frame by frame, and found a ton of details that are easy to miss. Here’s everything you need to know about the new StarCraft game 👇 youtu.be/q0i6hBYgHmc 0113
Reposted by jake balatroRetro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube 3266911703
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Deserved. I can’t wait for Widow’s Bay to return. 3132
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026THAT’S NISHIKI? What the hell happened in those ten years? 😭 0160
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026IT'S FIRE EMBLEM FORTUNE'S WEAVE RELEASE WEEK EVERYONE LET'S GOOOOOO WE MADE IT!! 1351
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anyway, time to drown my Packers sorrows in Yakuza. 😂 Kiwami has been sitting in my backlog for WAY too long. 5310
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I finished Star Wars: Zero Company! Despite some serious jank, I had a damn good time with this one. I genuinely grew attached to my little squad of weirdos by the end of the game. 😌 I’m a sucker for tactical RPGs, and throwing that formula into Star Wars really worked for me. 5390
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mio couldnt be more different than Mundi. She is batshit crazy. 😂 8490
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i’m excited for the iPhone Duo, but I do have one major concern 5312
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mundi always knows when I’m feeling under the weather 💕 5841
jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Average person's first experience with Kirbystatic.klipy.comSquidward Meme BurgerALT: Squidward Meme Burger 0141