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jake balatro

@baronduki.bsky.social
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mom said it’s my turn to play xbox !! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓋼 pokemon master 𓍊 nintendrone 𓋼 retro game collector 𓍊 anime, manga, movies, tv 𓋼 microwaves tea, kirby mug owner 𓍊 a sometimes artist n streamer 𓋼 frogs beacons.ai/baronduki

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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 10h
NEW PENGUIN JUST DROPPED!! 🚨🗣️
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12h
Just snagged my Doomsday tickets 🙌🏻
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Jarvis
ALT: Jarvis
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15h
I got to work this morning right at one of the biggest cliffhangers I've experienced so far in Dungeon Crawler Carl, and it's driving me nuts.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she’s doing her best tangela impression
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been so busy between homework and getting shit done in and around the house. All I want to do is play Fire Emblem. 🫩
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A relic from a more civilized age… if you hold your ear up to it, you can still hear an Xbox Live lobby if you listen closely. 🥹
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mio and Mundi wish you all a very chill Caturday!! 🐈‍⬛ 🐈
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t believe we hit 100 wins. 🥹🤍
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Halo 3 turned 19 today. The perfect mix of competitive and completely unserious multiplayer. Custom games lobbies with strangers. Endless creativity with Forge. Staying up way too late with friends and running home after school for double XP weekend. I will always miss that era. 💔
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i sits, i fits 📦🌱
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Arastir 🩸 c°mms closed @arastir.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
GTA Karlach 🔥 Decided to jump on this GTA 6 trend and draw Baldur’s Gate’s best girl #gta #bg3
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just wrapped up The Gate of the Feral Gods and jumped right into The Butcher's Masquerade. I haven't been this addicted to a book series like DCC in years. Jeff Hays brings so much personality to every character that it's hard to stop listening.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Great nature nurtures our inspiration.” 🥺🍃
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am so ready to step on crunchy leaves
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*cracks knuckles* I’m gonna need to lock in. 🍽️
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hand me the xbox controller NOW !!
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s rips!! 🤩🤩🤩
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my god.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is the kind of game that unemployment was invented for. That gameplay loop is like crack. It’s so fucking good. 😌🔥
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I spent half my day off dealing with a broken water heater. 🗿 I'm annoyed because it ate into my Fire Emblem time, but I'd much rather deal with it on my day off than come home from work and find out my water heater died.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HELL YEAH. 🔥🤙🏻 I cant wait to dive into Well Dweller. Thank you, @kylethompsondev.bsky.social 🙏🏻
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taking Monday off to play Fire Emblem was easily one of the best decisions I’ve made all year. 🥹
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always knew my lasting legacy would be wearing the Zelda shirt with khakis. I’ve been the poster boy for this fit since day one. 😤
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fortune’s Weave has me in an absolute chokehold. 🎮☕️ It has a monopoly on my free time. 😌
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got up at 5:30 AM to play Fire Emblem. 🎮😅 Have a good Caturday everyone! 🐈
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Fire Emblem is so overra—”
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Celebrating National Cheeseburger Day with a Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave bacon cheeseburger. 🍔😌
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HAPPY FIRE EMBLEM FORTUNE’S WEAVE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!! 🙌🏻🎊
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went to bed early last night because I had nothing to do LOL I need Fire Emblem in my hands.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is almost here. 🥹 OpenCritic: 90 Metacritic: 89
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Persona music doesn’t immediately improve your mood, nothing will.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the moment Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave was revealed, it shot straight to the top of my most anticipated list and hasn’t moved since. I can’t wait. 🤩
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At the cost of my sanity and mental wellbeing, I managed to snag Expedition 33 Symphony tickets! 🎉 It looks like I'll be back in Los Angeles. 🗿
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GameDadVII @gamedadvii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I went way deeper into the new StarCraft announcement. I dug through the developer interviews, broke down the trailer frame by frame, and found a ton of details that are easy to miss. Here’s everything you need to know about the new StarCraft game 👇 youtu.be/q0i6hBYgHmc
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My birthday color SHOULD REALLY be Kirby Pink..
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Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Deserved. I can’t wait for Widow’s Bay to return.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THAT’S NISHIKI? 🫪 What the hell happened in those ten years? 😭
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IT'S FIRE EMBLEM FORTUNE'S WEAVE RELEASE WEEK EVERYONE LET'S GOOOOOO WE MADE IT!!
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, time to drown my Packers sorrows in Yakuza. 😂 Kiwami has been sitting in my backlog for WAY too long.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She is adorable, but she is such a menace. 😂
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I finished Star Wars: Zero Company! Despite some serious jank, I had a damn good time with this one. I genuinely grew attached to my little squad of weirdos by the end of the game. 😌 I’m a sucker for tactical RPGs, and throwing that formula into Star Wars really worked for me.
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mio couldnt be more different than Mundi. She is batshit crazy. 😂
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s an Xbox toast kind of morning 😌☕️
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m excited for the iPhone Duo, but I do have one major concern
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mundi always knows when I’m feeling under the weather 💕
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IT'S NOT FAIR. 😡
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Average person's first experience with Kirby
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Squidward Meme Burger
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