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I guffawded in the mutha' fuckin' paint. I wanna lib like common people.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Manchester United team visited an orphanage in Manchester yesterday. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Johnny, aged 6.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Minnesota Med Mama @dremilybrunner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being in the us is nuts because the president actually says: “i hate anyone who doesnt blindly support me and i am going to cheat in the election and give myself all your money” The media framing: “big t is such a silly Willy guy”
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 12/09/2026
"You want my position on trans people competing in women's sports? Which ones? Name them, specificially. If it's such a sweeping societal problem, you must have a list of trans athletes. Who exactly are we talking about, and what sports do they play?" Reject the framing. It's that easy.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My family adopted a puppy back in early June and I'm going to switch parties and vote for diarrhea forever.
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Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Political Cartoon of the Year!
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Turns out giving them gacha games and anime figurines is better on some level than prediction markets and guns.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mixed breed?
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026
Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 25/06/2026
Whenever I see OpenAI's Sam Altman with his pseudo-innocent glance, he always reminds me of Carter Burke from Aliens (1986), who deceived the entire spaceship crew in favor of his corporation, with the aim of getting rich by weaponizing a newly discovered intelligent life-form. #aliens #tech #AI
Shot from the 1986 movie Aliens, showing Carter Burke listening to Ripley.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It do be like that
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Confusing day to be a EPL and NBA fan whenever a post mentions the Spurs.
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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
“Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, incomprehensible Progenitor of All Thetans arose from His porcelain tub with a loofah in His hand.
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Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath
LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu dur...
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A tweet by me

Toddlers are like Boston Dynamics robots: every day they get better at walking and someday they will watch you die
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
2014 me vs me now
sigourney weaver in ghostbusters sigourney weaver in aliens
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Alright, I finally agree with the BlueSky reviews of a TV show- A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is good stuff. Hardly ever a fan of children in shows, but Dexter Sol Ansell is wonderful as Egg.
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Adam 🚀 @supernovalabs.co.uk · 04/02/2026
If buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 25/01/2026
Reddit rises up
The epic handshake meme. r/catbongos and r/MassiveCock united around Abolish ICE
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 24/01/2026
UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch. It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵
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Grumble Kitty @grumblekitty.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m more curious about the “moms for liberty” set? Where are the porn police? The warriors for Christ, the decency police? They descended on school boards, libraries, book shops, etc. over Maurice Sendak illustrations. Where are the trad wives and maga moms? Would they put that on a cake?
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”
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Neil Ramsay @neil-ramsay.com · 12/01/2026
I mean... they do this with everything, really. I learned about 'pork futures' from Trading Places when I was a kid...
A photo of someone putting RAM into a motherboard. Text says: The reason RAM prices went up 4x is that a massive amount of not-yet-manufactured memory was bought with money that doesn't really exist to be put into GPUs that haven't been made yet, to be installed in data centers that haven't been built, powered by infrastructure that may never exist, to satisfy demand that isn't actually there, in order to generate profits that are mathematically impossible.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Paris Hilton and someone even dumber hawking NFT slurp juice apes or something
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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Miss Emily Anarchy @msemilystarot.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Call your broker.
The Brain Gremlin advising clients to put everything into canned food and shotguns (Gremlins 2)
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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