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@ikhandi.bsky.social
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I guffawded in the mutha' fuckin' paint. I wanna lib like common people.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rapist working in finance... NO WAY!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this artist was in a Chase Sapphire spot I was forced to watch ad-nauseum throughout the EPL season. She's just the "Lady with bangs and the most over the top southern accent I'd ever heard." I'm over 40 though, new music doesn't ever crack my bubble unless it's in a soundtrack
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am he.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I love what you do for me, Toyota!"
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Manchester United team visited an orphanage in Manchester yesterday. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Johnny, aged 6.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The injury/wavier RNG made it less fun. I also started watching English football, and once you watch a sport that's over in 2 hours, commentators who know when to STFU, and no commercials outside of halftime, I can't go back to the NFL product.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Minnesota Med Mama @dremilybrunner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being in the us is nuts because the president actually says: “i hate anyone who doesnt blindly support me and i am going to cheat in the election and give myself all your money” The media framing: “big t is such a silly Willy guy”
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oddly now acceptable to the EPA?
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
By a 16 year old, no less :)
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel burner.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But what about the politically homeless "Centrists"? /s
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Millions of men suffering after being trafficed inside beastiality rings. Think of their livelihoods as they struggle to get back on their feet.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Crazy, quick math- not counting unforeseen maintenance. I'd estimate we spend $7,500 a year on 2 cars. That's with 1). very low mileage 2). Only 1 car payment on a used vehicle 3). fairly low insurance rate. Unfortunately no alternative.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In my neighborhood, blue district, where I've never seen more than 2 Trump signs, there's an entire street nearly lined up with Paxton Support, maybe 10+ in total. I've lived here almost 15 years and never seen more than a handful of political signs during any election. Kind of weird.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Draft Dodging" is like they 99th least insulting phrase to describe this idiot.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, I forgetten that but the sensory flashback you just dug up feels like it happened yesterday.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What goes up but never comes down?
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 12/09/2026
"You want my position on trans people competing in women's sports? Which ones? Name them, specificially. If it's such a sweeping societal problem, you must have a list of trans athletes. Who exactly are we talking about, and what sports do they play?" Reject the framing. It's that easy.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like how eventually most poker pros got dusted by 20-nothings who played more hands in six months online than they had in their entire life.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make an AI meme with Trump behind bars to really break through.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well said
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But what about the Grindr! I hear the Grindr is so hot right now!
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm too old or dumb to learn what the terminally online define as liberal or leftist.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're addicted to grievance.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Podcasts advertising other podcasts during the podcast to check out a new podcast. Podcast!
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was the smartest of times, it was dumberest of times.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't hear this tune without thinking of the Animaniacs.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone forgets what it's like to be a consumer (and how little anyone is interesting in reading) once they're in charge of their own marketing.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Channel 5 was interviewing a left wing German who interviews young AfD supporters and he literally has to explain to them what the Nazis did and why they're bad. IN GERMANY.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man has never used the word "precipitously" in his life.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unifying theory that everyone is 12 remains undefeated.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Society needs people who have abundance to share. But, for the most part, only sociopaths horde wealth.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My wife is a teacher and she takes 4 different drink cups/bottles to work every day. What is going on with hydration in these schools?!?!
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
presented without comment is chef kiss
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never had this, but it's easily now in my top 5 favorite desserts.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My family adopted a puppy back in early June and I'm going to switch parties and vote for diarrhea forever.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WTF indeed- how could the soles of her shoes be so clean?
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need the venn diagram numbers of people who know who all three of these people are. There are probably dozens of us.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't understand your position here or what gotcha you're going for screen grabbing my profile.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You lost me, Debs
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nobody would care if his name was Mike from PA....
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This could have been a 20-minute YouTube Video with an AI clickbait thumbnail.
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ikhandi.bsky.social @ikhandi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't sleep on his performance in "The Worst Witch"
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