Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Go home, AI. You’re drunk. #lufc 120
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even more so than Brexit and Trump, this not winning Best Video at the VMAs is proof the public shouldn’t be allowed to vote. 011
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Two Spanish goals and this important UEFA Nations League game is back to being a meaningless friendly. 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might watch England now. #lufc 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comYorkshire TelevisionAlt: Yorkshire Television logo 000
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s turning out to be a ridiculous cricket season. A few days ago, I was looking at the table and worrying about relegation. And now I’m thinking we could have been champions, if we’d had a bit more luck. Here’s to next year, Yorkshire. 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My favourite moment tonight was when I blocked that goalbot account with the retro graphics #lufc 050
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If they really want to intimidate the public, they should sit on the floor and hold some placards or something.bbc.co.ukDisruption at Port of Dover as masked men hold protestImages appear to show hundreds of protesters, all dressed in black and wearing face coverings. 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Things like this help restore my faith in humanity. A bit. 000
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Looking for the latest Farage shitshow on the BBC news website.static.klipy.comSearching LookingALT: Searching Looking 151
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you've ever held a cricket bat, get yourself down to The Oval right now. You might get a go. 110
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When I walked past this yesterday, it meant nothing. Today, I’m taking it as a good omen. I’m clearly an idiot. #lufc 1161
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Live scenes from LS11 #lufcstatic.klipy.comMr. Burns asks Homer 'Ahoy-Hoy?'Alt: Mr. Burns asks Homer 'Ahoy-Hoy?' 021
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nice player incoming. It’s good to see #lufc sticking to the no wankers policy. 190
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Et Zetterer, Et Zetterer, Et Zetterer... (One for the old folks, there.) #lufc 0150
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026How do they decide who’s going to lead the tributes when a celebrity dies? I noticed Taylor Swift was leading them to Dolly, but no one is leading them to Tim Curry yet. Are they all ringing each other as we speak? 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just to be clear, by ‘the fucking lot’ I mean the treble. #lufc 030
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When do the nominations close for the Edinburgh Comedy Awards? #lufc 060
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t think I’m getting ahead of myself when I say WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE FUCKING LOT #lufc 081
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Aaronson and on and on. (Showing my age here.) #lufcm.youtube.comAriston and on and on and on advert from the eightiesYouTube video by advertarchive 050
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 14/08/2026BARBECUES!!!static.klipy.comCaptain Mainwaring: Panic!ALT: Captain Mainwaring: Panic! 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Well, you’re certainly making up for your brief disappearance yesterday, Mr. Sun. 000
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 12/08/2026USA Summer Tour and Boyle Sports Cup Double Winners. We’ll never sing that. #lufc 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The price people will pay for these has been going up all day. Going to hold on to them for a few more hours then sell them. Quids in. 060
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Players waving to the crowd just before this game kicked off #lufc 020
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Actually, I think you’ll find he’s called Jame Strafford. #lufc 060
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Great news. Except I now have to find something else to obsessively keep checking for. #lufc 140
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Lynn, I’ve pierced my torso on a hiking pole.bbc.co.ukMan impaled by a hiking pole treks 10 miles down mountainInstead of calling for a helicopter rescue, David Cifaldi hiked down Montana's Granite Peak with a hiking pole piercing his side. 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Getting the AI slop ready for when someone like Brentford sign Trafford for £45m. #lufc 180
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Crysencio Unbelievable Sum-merville, more like #lufc 020
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh, you silly old man You silly old man You're making a fool of yourself So get off the stage 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina: Next goal wins, yeah? 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comDavid Brent's Iconic Office MomentALT: David Brent's Iconic Office Moment 000
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Be funny to let Mbappé get a hat-trick now. 031
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Come on England. #worldcup #engfra #freespeech 0103
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#lufcm.youtube.comHow to pronounce Tarik Muharemović (CORRECTLY!)YouTube video by Dr. Franz Lang 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The most annoying capitulation since Yorkshire a couple of hours ago. 140
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Don’t think I’ll be needing this. 010
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Not been looking. Has anyone dubbed it The Foot of Gord yet? 110
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Still hard to believe Bielsa is from the same place as this lot. #lufc 170
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Will there be hydration breaks during the halftime show? 020
Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Karl That's-A-Real-Low, more like. #lufc 031