Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 2hGuy who keeps saying “again” before things he hadn’t talked about yet 150
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 18hGuy who thinks chi-square fit tests are liberatory because they want all parameters to be free 1153
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/09/2026When you don't want the last slice but you know you'll be hungry later 030
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/09/2026I hate to even have to ask this, but it's 2026 so: Has anyone authenticated that substack from the Giants game mom? 000
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19595893524
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 26/09/2026No 0-5 is not a scorigami, it is a Very Normal Northwestern Score 070
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 25/09/2026During my postdoc, several grad students told me about the time one of the faculty shot down a job candidate for wearing the wrong pantyhose 5655
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026Maybe if that bar hadn’t gotten rid of the masks, they wouldn’t be… [wait for it] Going viralstatic.klipy.comHoratio CsiALT: Horatio Csi 1142
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026I saw this announcement and thought of my friends at UO who joke about buying wingsuits in case of an earthquake, because their building has never gotten the retrofit it needs 152
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026This is disappointing. I always read their coverage of Sounders games - I’m a subscriber and that’s part of the value I get for being one. Hope @seattletimes.com reconsiders 1122
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026I predict that this will make Moin as many friends in the qual research community as his metascience work on quant has made him there 2162
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026I’ve never heard of a university press office that doesn’t ask researchers to review and sign off on press releases. Unless I hear otherwise, this is on the scientists, not the PR office 1224
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaAshley Juavinett, PhD @ashleyjuavinett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the splitters are at it again 5233
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026my two brainsstatic.klipy.comThe Big Lebowski: The Dude Gets SplashedALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude Gets Splashed 260
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 21/09/2026PHILOSOPHERS: It's annoying when my field invents confusing jargon STATISTICIANS, LOOKING UP FROM MODELING SYSTEMATIC PATTERNS OF MISSINGNESS IN "MISSING AT RANDOM" DATA: Hold my beer 181
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/09/2026Existence of Philadelphia Eagles implies the existence of New York Rattlers 011
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 18/09/2026You just know there are developmental psychologists out there going "where's the joke?" 1130
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 17/09/2026“They found a greasy spot with some scales, but no damage” 🧑🍳😘 081
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026Sign I’ve finally assimilated to Seattle: I knew what this was about right away 4382
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026“Reading it made me wonder if there’s something about America today that selects for spinelessness at the highest levels” This has been a trend among univ presidents for a long time. Declining state support made them into fundraisers - the job is to appeal to the rich and powerful, not resist them 0134
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026Regretting that I’m too lazy to make a Sankey diagram of Ed Sheeran touring acts because you just know it would do numbers On Here 030
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026Fully expecting this to be based on a tiny self-selected sample predisposed to aggression, with participants coached on how to act, exaggerated performances for observers, all run by a host with a flair for showmanship but questionable ethical instincts. You know, a direct replication 723240
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026The number of contractors in this thread saying everybody gets high on the job... is explaining a lot about my experiences with contractors over the years www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh...reddit.comFrom the AmItheAsshole community on RedditExplore this post and more from the AmItheAsshole community 070
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 14/09/2026How is it that one hardboiled egg is a lot of egg, but one fried egg is hardly any egg at all? 2320314
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaRoger Giner-Sorolla @rogerthegs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Project Implicit, RIP at the hands of Project Explicit 0101
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 12/09/2026Funny enough, if you are a psychologist, your beliefs about personality traits are conditioned by where you went to grad school 1265
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/09/2026Watching Josh Jobe light up when someone asks about his daughter 010
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMarshawn Lynch's Shocked ReactionALT: Marshawn Lynch's Shocked Reaction 050
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/09/2026JSN!static.klipy.comAlysa Liu AlysaliuALT: Alysa Liu Alysaliu 020
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/09/2026So I do enjoy the sports discourse here, but every time someone posts "Bluesky is the sports app" I just picture a nerd telling all the other nerds at the nerd table 020
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 09/09/2026This is rad and I'm proud of my city for doing it 1253
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 08/09/2026I know you haven’t gotten to the satisfying conclusion of the topic yet. But keep scrolling. It’s coming up, I can feel it 072
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 05/09/2026You have drawn a man, born in 1821. You have died of dysentery 000
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