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Biden literally did the mythical One Phone Call that would stop Israel in it's tracks, &... it didn't stop Israel in it's tracks.

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 11h

ok but if i’m a pedestrian nearby I don’t feel safe and secure

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 11h

they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

keep honking! I’m listening to ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER TUNE

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Tina Vasquez @tinavasquez.bsky.social · 11h

NEW: H-2A worker Carlos Vargas Moreno experienced a catastrophic heat stroke when his employer, Florida Orange Gold, subjected him to unsafe working conditions. The same company was cited two years prior for the heat-related death of H-2A worker Carmen Sebastian Hernandez Mosqueda.

prismreports.org

Despite farmworker death and another disabled by heat stroke, employer keeps sending people to fields

Florida Orange Gold has exposed workers on H-2A visas to extreme heat, but continues to bring hundreds of migrants to North Carolina

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11h

i have a law degree and an anthropology degree

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 20h

Like make a show about lesbian basketball players or something, you have a torrid affair between the Caitlin Clark stand-in and the Angel Reese stand-in

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 13h

They can, & should, also defund the Supreme Court itself, until such point as the Wizard in Robes decide to start following the laws & Constitution again: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 13h

Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.

Letter:

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV

The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 11h

Somebody’s remaking Watership Down again?

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 11h

this account is my moment of zen

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 15h

Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.

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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 12h

I just witnessed a murder

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11h

when you ask the America.gov robot about vaccines and autism:

Do vaccines cause autism?

Federal pages do not all say the same thing. Use the links and talk with a licensed clinician
about your child's care.

What CDC currently posts

. On its Autism and Vaccines 7 page (updated July 22, 2026), CDC says the statement
"vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim under the Data Quality
Act, that studies have not ruled out a possible role for some infant vaccines, and that
HHS has launched further assessment of autism causes, including possible
vaccine-related mechanisms.
. Other CDC pages still say studies have not found an association, including Autism
FAQ 7, vaccines for children 7, and thimerosal 7.
. Older CDC summaries of CDC-sponsored studies stated vaccines do not cause autism
spectrum disorder: 2015 summary 7.

Other official sources

. FDA: scientific evidence does not show a link between thimerosal in vaccines and
autism. Thimerosal and Vaccines | FDA 7

. NIH/NIEHS: no link found between autism and vaccines, including those that contained
thimerosal. Autism | NIEHS 7
-................

How to read this

CDC's 2026 autism-and-vaccines page changed the agency's long-standing wording. Other
CDC, FDA, and NIH pages still describe no association in the studies they cite. I cannot verify
which conclusion will be used in future HHS updates.

For vaccine recommendations and individual medical decisions, use CDC vaccines for
children 7 and your health care provider.

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M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 12h

SB 1116, by Senator Anna Caballero, massively cleans up the Starter Home Revitalization Act, legalizing and streamlining small-lot and townhouse subdivisions statewide. This will be key to expanding homeownership opportunities and reviving the California Dream. cayimby.org/legislation/...

cayimby.org

SB 1116: Strengthening the Starter Home Revitalization Act

SB 1116 will streamline the construction of smaller, lower-cost “starter” homes for home ownership by making several improvements to existing state housing law.

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 12h

I’m searching for something toddler related but instead finding memories (this from 2021)

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 12h

forgot this moment (actually from twitter 2019 - it was ported over in 2024)

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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 14h

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 13h

You all are seriously missing something by not seeing @jwbee.bsky.social drop bombs on Berkeley Nextdoor.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13h

its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17h

🚨 BREAKING: Texas Rep. Gina Hinojosa has filed an official request to inspect unredacted communications between Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and Elon Musk after roughly 1,400 pages released last year were heavily redacted as “intimate and embarrassing.”

Texas State Rep. Gina Hinojosa stands indoors wearing a burgundy blazer and dark top, with campaign signage bearing her name and the outline of Texas visible behind her.

Official letter dated September 29, 2026, from Texas State Rep. Gina Hinojosa to Gov. Greg Abbott’s office requesting inspection of unredacted communications between Abbott’s office and Elon Musk and his companies. Hinojosa seeks records previously released with redactions for information deemed “embarrassing” or “intimate,” citing her legislative authority under the Texas Public Information Act.

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Lars • Iskotaa @lars.bsky.social · 19h

@penny-arcade.com is predicting the dystopian future well before it gets here.

A panel from Penny Arcade where an executive type, you know the type, says "I have invented a new Everquest II peripheral - The visa crucible. Seriously, listen up. Okay, kids run mom's credit card through the Machine and the amount of money they pay directly equals the damage they deal. Each swipe of the card a slash of the sword! It's so pure I think I'm going to cry."

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 16h

PREDICTION: Trump will at least float the idea of running a The Apprentice-style reality TV competition for his 2028 Presidential endorsement

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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 19h

*This* is how AI will kill us. [#3 of an ongoing series.] bsky.app/profile/70sb...

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 21h

That'll definitely work in quieting the story.

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 23h

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Kerning is SO important

A sign that reads, at first glance, ‘dick lovers computer specialist’ but bad kerning tells us that the first word was supposed to be ‘click’

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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 29/09/2026

Today in "decisions in kerning"

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Robin Brooks @robin-j-brooks.bsky.social · 22h

Warsh has really backed himself into a corner. Without forward guidance, markets just price a hike for every meeting. We're pricing 70% odds for a hike on October 28 and 100 bps through end-2027. If Warsh doesn't follow through, markets will pitch a fit... robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/the-debase...

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Steve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 22h

There are more cisgender men accused of rape at Cornell than there are transgender athletes minding their own business playing college sports in the country.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 23h

Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.

bleedingcool.com

Dan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex Offences

Comic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences

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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case

Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy

"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)

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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 23h

Exclusive: Donald Trump supports a new plan to offer Russia sanctions relief in exchange for the release of political prisoners—a move likely to outrage Ukraine, Europe, and even some of his allies in Congress, @shustry.bsky.social reports. theatln.tc/pV4oxIGu

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leveloneminiboss.bsky.social @leveloneminiboss.bsky.social · 23h

I cannot remember, even in 2006, this level of Republican panic. Maybe they’re wrong, but it’s stunning.

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 23h

This friendless chud so badly wishes he had been given a bid to a rapey fraternity in college.

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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like Berkeleyside but one key thing missing is: what the heck is Lifelong healthcare?

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Effy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice @mseffy.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

For example, the median discursive position on one side of Gaza is: 1) the government of Israel has taken the decision to exterminate the Palestinian people, starting in Gaza, 2) they would more or less immediately stop doing this if they lost American military aid.

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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is why i’m not interested in “Bibi told Trump to do this war so it’s Bibi’s fault.” Bibi had told every president since Clinton to bomb Iran. It’s the President’s job to know when a foreign leader is being a bloodthirsty idiot and NOT LISTEN TO THAT GUY. This war is because of Trump.

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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In 2014, I interviewed a Columbia University student who went from class to class carrying the mattress she was raped on—a protest performance piece to remind college administrators what they put on her shoulders. Twelve years later, we still expect women on college campuses to carry that weight.

jessica.substack.com

Carrying That Weight—Again

I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case

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