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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer

@isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social
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Traditional-egalitarian neo-misnagdic liturgical maximalist. Yes, I'm the one who made that steamed hams megillah. איהו/ליה (that’s he/him in Aramaic)

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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 10h
that is entirely the fuck not what dog torture boy said
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 10h
12 Angry Monkeys
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h
"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-Semitic tbh
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 17h
Come to think of it when *did* the Catholic Church start opposing the death penalty Because in our historical memory that was not the case, when did this change
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/10/2026
re: "chinese products are always lower quality" ever notice how regular jinn cant even control the desert but when you get a temu jinn suddenly he conquers a third of the worlds surface? much to think about
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
challigraphy time
challot in the shape of the word ‎⁨בְּרֵאשִׁ֖ית⁩ — dagesh, raphe, and shin dot with black sesame, vowels with poppy, and trop with white sesame. the bet is large but also broken
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
futurama did it youtu.be/QKZNOnLUBmQ?...
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Robot experience this tragic irony for me
YouTube video by Tempura
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's actually really easy to say that Israeli civilians didn't deserve to die because of the actions of their government prior to 10/7 just like Palestinian civilians don't deserve to to die because of the actions of their government on 10/7.
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ike, son of mike @i-bresnick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is actually bad for Palestinians that Hamas disrupted Israeli-Arab normalization, and the way you can tell is that Hamas, who does not actually give a shit about Palestinians, launched the 10/7 attack specifically to do so and thereby retain power over Palestinians. It is tragedy compounded!
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if I were Mike Collins, I would commit ritual seppuku in response to this, but that’s because I have a soul
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎺 BY ORDER OF THE DEFINITELY SANE DONAELD KING OF MERCIA, THE ROBOT THAT IS EVEN BETTER AT GRIFT, SEXUALIZING CHILDREN, AND TELLING COMFORTING LIES TO TO FASCISTS THAN I AM IS TO OFFICIALLY BE REFERRED TO HNDER THE NAME ‘SUPER DE DUPER DE POOPER DE COMPUPER INTELLIGENCE’
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Oh man, I-you know, I guess ... It's honestly a hard term to define these days, " Vance stammered. "I think in reality, what it actually means in the American context is that you want to replace American workers with foreign workers and you want boys to play in girls' sports. That's what unites the socialists that I see running across the United States of America today." Socialism is when you have immigrants and trans people, and the more immigrants and trans people you have the more socialister it is.

-Carl Marks [karl marx with carl wheezer's face on his head]
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV anomalocaris says to you" "Hey, you're finally awake! That rock must have hit you hard! What do you mean, 'this is the onion person who was firebombed for not masking at a warehouse orgy?' What's an onion? Not to mention, what's a person? And what's fire? Eh, it probably doesn't matter. C'mon, let's go eat some trilobites!
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, this is the onion person who was firebombed for not masking at a warehouse orgy and is descending into full Nazi-dom, not the one dating the owner
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vanagonfan 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇬🇱 @vanagonfan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's funny to me is that, like. She's justified in being a horrible person because she's seen footage, but the Jews worldwide who watched 10/7 happen while her friends on X cheered aren't allowed to feel as angry as her, a white American with a cushy job.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I agree, but he won’t because he thinks that the Jews stole the election from his girlfriend
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Ben Collins needs to address the fact he has an actively pro-October 7 Nazi-level racist working for him and whether he’s going to tolerate this on top of everything else.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
toddlers and holocaust survivors were murdered you ghoul
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@wikipedia.org @wikimediafoundation.org any response?
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OK, I need to get this off my chest. I know that it just comes from the Greek translation, but I can’t see the name Isaias without thinking “you mean Proto- and Deutero-?” so now every news report I see about the hurricane developing off the coast I think about biblical criticism
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lishanatic
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Benjamin Suchard @bnuyaminim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing that puts Hebrews in one branch of humanity and Canaanites in another can map well to language families.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't really like Mamdani's statement, but I gotta say that if this is how the actual antisemites feel about it then he must have done a better job than I give him credit for. "A good compromise leaves everyone unsatisfied"
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jesus fucking christ Algeria? your ideal example is Algeria? You mean 140,000 Jews in 1950 and 50 count 'em fifty in 2021 Algeria? That Algeria? Why not go all out and say your ideal example is Germany at that rate
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are probably more Argentinians who would vote to be annexed to Chile than Falklanders who would vote to be annexed to Argentina.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so far the right has gotten: > silicon valley > electric cars > rule-63 harry potter lemon fics > john fetterman this is what happens when your divorce attorney went to the four seasons total landscaping school of law
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you want to know why Jews are suspicious of you when you're just trying to be a well-meaning antizionist gentile, consider that these two things were written by the same man, Guangtian Ha, a (currently suspended) religion professor at Haverford
a passage from an article by guangtian ha that reads:

We make this call amidst growing concern about antisemitism on our campus. Questions have arisen in the context of a number of specific situations, including external influences from Lower Merion, from donors, and from some alumni who are hell-bent on defining the " ways to be Jewish. This, of course, flies in the face of thousands of years of Jewish tradition which is fundamentally based on interrogation, questioning, and truth-seeking. We take these attacks on our anti-Zionist Jewish community members seriously and we understand the real damage the state of Israel causes for the entire Jewish world when it claims to be acting on behalf of all Jews while engaging in horrific atrocities that - truth be told- mirror some of the worst stereotypes of Jews that have been a part of European racism for centuries. We will be clear: antisemitism should be unacceptable at Haverford, but the energy and consideration which some in our administration have granted these bad faith actors suggests otherwise.a passage from a court document about guangtian ha that reads:

In or about January 2026, through in or about February 2026, defendant GUANGTIAN HA, using X account "America IstLM" posted a series of threatening and harassing messages directed at Victim 1, including the following:
a. "Jew, get the fuck out of my country" 
b. "Jew pig, get the fuck out of Lower Merion"
c. "If jews are so special then they should also be placed in special  camps and receive special treatments" 
d. "LM jews are going to have it big time, jew. Remember this. You scums have had it too easy. Goyim are taking America back, blood-guzzling demons."
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
theres also a second category of liberal christian who thinks paul doesnt count even though without paul being christian without first being Jewish is also impossible and without paul christianity rejecting the ritual frame of the mosaic law is also impossible
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
forgot to post in time my favorite samuel pepys passage, his muddled depiction of the time he visited a synagogue and it happened to be simchat torah
Thence home and after dinner my wife and I, by Mr. Rawlinson’s conduct, to the Jewish Synagogue: where the men and boys in their vayles, and the women behind a lattice out of sight; and some things stand up, which I believe is their Law, in a press to which all coming in do bow; and at the putting on their vayles do say something, to which others that hear him do cry Amen, and the party do kiss his vayle. Their service all in a singing way, and in Hebrew. And anon their Laws that they take out of the press are carried by several men, four or five several burthens in all, and they do relieve one another; and whether it is that every one desires to have the carrying of it, I cannot tell, thus they carried it round about the room while such a service is singing. And in the end they had a prayer for the King, which they pronounced his name in Portugall; but the prayer, like the rest, in Hebrew. But, Lord! to see the disorder, laughing, sporting, and no attention, but confusion in all their service, more like brutes than people knowing the true God, would make a man forswear ever seeing them more and indeed I never did see so much, or could have imagined there had been any religion in the whole world so absurdly performed as this.
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing good came of the bloodbath. Nothing good comes of the continued horror now.
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is there to say on the third anniversary of October 7th, except that it did not have to be this way?
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am hearing now that on her deathbed Queen Elizabeth received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada… Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when the world turns on its axis It’s an extinction level event those take longer than three years to recover from. “Get over it” we still curse Amalek. “Get over it” you can’t unspill blood. “Get over it” I never will and never can
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Simon Frankel Pratt @simonpratt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3 years later I now feel a deep mistrust of non-Jewish social media ties. All ties, actually. I've ended several friendships and I share far less of myself online. I avoid certain colleagues entirely because I think they view me as killable. I mistrust non-Jews in a way I didn't before.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great, good quote, why is John Capistrano still a saint
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hop bn j b fff source: @clickhole.bsky.social
Sink dow into the snad, and Forget how to swime, and let the Hell Calmly Pull You Down. Be stung by those urchin's and hated by those mussells, and let Your Biggest mistake become your Greastest Achievement. Die Snorkelking, no matter how old you are and how easy it would be to Not die , just power through and you';ll soon be worshipping me On my thron in the afterbirth
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Always fun to blog with you! I hop bn jb fff
-Her Royal Magnetshe, Queen Elizblent 2 k,
Queen
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw a European online saying that America has "main character syndrome" because we call ourselves "America". No, we have main character syndrome because we funnel our economic growth into killing other people's children.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for a movement that hates academia so much and so violently, these ghouls sure are providing the basis for countless careers in academia of the future
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
three years thirty-six months one thousand ninety-six days אַב הָרַחֲמִים שׁוֹכֵן מְרוֹמִים בְּרַחֲמָיו הָעֲצוּמִים הוּא יִפְקֹד בְּרַחֲמִים הַחֲסִידִים וְהַיְשָׁרִים וְהַתְּמִימִים קְהִלּוֹת הַקֹּֽדֶשׁ שֶׁמָּסְרוּ נַפְשָׁם עַל קְדֻשַּׁת הַשֵּׁם. הַנֶּאֱהָבִים וְהַנְּעִימִים בְּחַיֵּיהֶם וּבְמוֹתָם לא נִפְרָֽדוּ. מִנְּשָׁרִים קַֽלּוּ וּמֵאֲרָיות גָּבֵֽרוּ לַעֲשׂוֹת רְצוֹן קוֹנָם וְחֵֽפֶץ צוּרָם.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The position “a malevolent cabal of international Jews is responsible for the evils of the world” is both common and suboptimal
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the whole thread is amazing but this is my favorite because of how much whitefish golem would hate being called something so jewy
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my prime ministerial statement on the “heil Hitler” issue is raising a lot of questions that are already being answered by the statement
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he’s really deeply afraid of sharks. the dems should take advantage of this. play jaws music at him
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this guy who i have since blocked decided to go to bat for nebuchadnezzar via blood libel
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lindsay comparing Raya and the Last Dragon to Avatar: The Last Airbender got a wildly more intense reaction than Jacob admitting to sexual assault
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
current national divorce apportion: left - sports, supporting the troops, cracker barrel, david frum right - silicon valley, electric cars, gender-bent harry potter fanfic this is why you should sign a national prenup
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Jessica @jewishreader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An even bigger problem is I don't think it was a joke.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’re so close to figuring it out joanne. what does it mean when people think you are depraved for ranting on about something and want you not to talk about it anymore. hint: you are depraved for ranting on about it and should not talk anymore
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you want to talk about joseph robinette biden right now then kindly shut up forever and listen to people less dumb than you. millions of children are dead because of your stupidity
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Zackary Berger שלום בערגער @drberger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't want my patients to be deported. I feel helpless and angry.
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