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@bashthebox.bsky.social
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I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish www.themoderncarpenter.com

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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 11h
My dad’s funeral today, and I realise I’m fearing it not because funerals are awful (I think they can be wonderful things), but because it’s finally final. Until today, he’s just not been here. After, he’ll be gone.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New extreme sport just dropped, lads
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lovely new print from my old mate here
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What, the guy who took £5m from a foreign donor? Not *that * guy?
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
Our massive brilliant orange cat Jim on some grass with my new collection of short stories
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't understand why you would want to be a billionaire unless it was to bring even a tenth of the goodness into the world that Dolly did. What's the point of all that wealth if you keep it to yourself and use it for ill?
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Met this god damn poseur in the gorge this evening. He said he liked my cycling hat but I know he was being sarcastic
A big white billy goat with enormous horns. Seriously, they’re almost as wide as he is long. What a dude.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I met this little guy yesterday. A female wasp spider, never seen one before!
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
William Orbit-uary. RIP to the legendary producer.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh will it looks like axbridge hill is on fire then
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Gemma Trickey ✷ Printmaker @gemmatrickey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Become impossible to explain (Irony not lost on me that I decided that this would be the caption but then had to explain the image for the alt text)
A lino print of a marginalia bat with nosferatu’s head.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honestly, one of the best things in the world is bumblebees going into snapdragons. Look at its fluffy little bum re-emerging!
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of my neighbours is practicing a tuba. The delicate sounds are floating in the cool evening air.
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Gemma Trickey ✷ Printmaker @gemmatrickey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone has acquired a badge machine and is very not sorry.
A badge with a person in a rabbit mask that says WYRD CLUB on it A badge with a moody cat that says NO on it A badge with a gargoyle with its tongue out that says MLEM on it A badge with a big top that says BIG TENT ENERGY on it
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Nice cargo ship. Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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emmylou harris's baseball pager 🗽🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 @baseballmad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
also, always fun to make a guy's day by asking him to retrieve something for you off a high shelf at the grocery store
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Gina @brokenbiros.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Regardless of whatever else is going on, if I were Prime Minister I would resign on Monday simply because it’s going to be too hot next week
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ok this is incredibly bougie but I popped the cork on a bottle of lambrusco and it fizzed over so I tried stopping it with my thumb and it went *everywhere * as I increased the pressure and I literally had to repaint the entire room, such was the red wine staining
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ITS WORLD CUP
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Andrew Cherry @kolektiv.xyncro.com · 11/06/2026
Devastating, as @hannahfearn.bsky.social says. However, one line jumped out at me, from someone genuinely sympathetic: "He says the education system needs to equip young people to be “much more versatile and chameleon-like” to adapt to the unpredictability of the future." Quick 🧵... /1
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just went to the tip, saw a chap struggling with a bag of garden clippings so said "can i give you a hand, mate?" and he said, and I *promise* I'm not making this up, "that'd be good" whilst waggling the hook he had on the end of his left arm
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Full moon rising above axbridge in Somerset. Glastonbury tor is visible, more or less, on the horizon
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bit of workshop catchup for next week’s install - it’s nice and cool in here. But there’s nothing like doing your mirror mitres to reveal your middle aged melting face
A man with a sagging face over a mirror. He looks old and shocked. That man is me.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've not seen one person say anything positive about Wes Streeting. Not a single one. Presumably Wes knows no one likes him either, which must be why his face always has the slightly stunned look of someone who just shat themself in public
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A little bit of calm - this very bold Robin fledgling enjoyed me doing a bit of planting and stirring up insects. Hope he’s not TOO bold, there’s a few cats regularly in the garden.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok this is the photo I should’ve posted last night, not the blurry one. Blame post-ride pints. King John looking out over a dramatic sky and full moon in Axbridge town square
A wooden carving of king John on a Tudor timber frame building, with a mackerel cloudy sky just filtering over the full moon
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Probably the best picture of king John and a full moon I’ve taken today
A wooden carving of king John on a 1497 timber framed building, with a full moon and mackerel sky in the background
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Buy a massive hill, build loads of mtb trails on it, get loads of ecology going around them. Maybe pop a bunch of wind turbines on top and solar panels at the bottom for a big community energy project. Uplift would be a funicular railway, just for shits and giggles
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Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
BREAKING: Viktor Orbán concedes defeat in Hungarian elections after 16 years in power - with opposition Tisza party on course for landslide victory.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just in case, went out for a ride in the woods, had a quick pint with a pal and came home to loving wife and best cat friend
Late sunset on the mendips, looking towards the lights of Hinckley point. A tree is silhouetted against a red skyA tabby cat looking poised, his paws on a red William Morris print cushionSame tabby cat, reclining, looking all squashed. Wife sits behind, in a hand knitted jumper, drinking a massive cup of tea
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dirty martini with spicy olives. And a cocktail umbrella, because if the world’s going to be on fire I’m damn well having a cocktail umbrella.
Dirty martinis, one with a pink umbrella, one with a green. Both have two massive olives.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I made us a new coffee table this week from old project leftovers and offcuts, and a knackered old plan chest. I rather like it. #woodworking
A dark wood plan chest with a walnut-bordered foresso top, and fluted walnut sidesA dark wood plan chest with a walnut-bordered foresso top, and fluted walnut sides
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My local has a new pair of cats. Only got a pic of one but she’s lovely. Pints and purrs, offsetting the horrors #caturday
A grey tabby cat with a white chest and white socks. She sits with a funny wide leg stance, eyes alert to something to the left of the camera frame
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Monkey was looking *fierce* today in the late afternoon sunshine. He’s not much of an outside during the day boy, so we have a bit of a play when he fancies some garden time with us.
A sequence of a tabby cat walking towards the camera asking a garden wall in the spring sunshine. There’s alpines flowering on the wall, and the low sun is shining from the left of the picture
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’ve stolen this from someone on Twitter - it’s too good not to share here. Jessica Simpson was taught acting by Chuck Norris. And if you think for a moment that you can guess what that involved, you are very, very wrong.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think of this a lot - those of us in our mid 40s have had one unprecedented crisis after another. 9/11, Iraq, London bombings 2005, 2008, austerity, brexit, Covid, Ukraine, Trump. The Olympics were nice, I suppose. That was the last time I felt truly optimistic about the state of things
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fuck me, you post a moan about startup culture and then a bot immediately comes along to validate it. What is this nonsense non reply to me?
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack
The cover of the game Xenon 2 Megablast, which had an 8bit soundtrack made by Bomb da Bass and was just awesome
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This seems pretty indisputable. Reform and the Tories, who want to scrap net zero, are very obviously bought and owned by fossil fuel oligarchs and corporations.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happiness is a flat cat. Just look at that little fluffy chin.
A grey tabby cat getting a chin scratch in front of a log stove. His silly head has gone all flat and he looks very satisfied with life
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pink cats from my lover!
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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's #WhiskersWednesday so here are mine. Just for you all. We're doing beautiful things today to keep our minds off the shoot show our country currently is. Painting planters for the garden. Listening to music. Stuffs like that. Stay beauteous babies. Love you all. Hugs 🌼🧡🌼
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the world is awful but this is very not
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Nothing to do with the face I make when I wake up, I’m sure
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Really, really trying to disengage from events I have no control over but which cause morning to night stress. So here’s monkey being an idiot.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ahh, one of those articles in the paper where you realise how shonky journalism can be - incredibly low stakes, but jesus - this 'review' of the best drills: www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20... Literally one industry-standard drill reviewed, the rest absolute shit.
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The best cordless drills in the UK for DIY and home renovation, tested against the clock
Whether you’re hanging a picture or putting up a shelf, we’ve drilled down to find the best tools for every DIY job
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Triple A skeet, one of the all times
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went into the garden to do a bit of pruning, saw Mop for the first time in weeks! He’s my best garden boy #caturday
A black and white cat pawing at my welly
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