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Bren-dangit

@hypercalcium.bsky.social
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Golang dev Sometimes wrestler (Fight Opera) Potential robot builder Whenever I think, it is too hard He/Him

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17h
cracked it
A Twitter post by sarrah bellus where someone asked “what’s wrong with musks body?” with photos from a recent visits somewhere outside. He’s standing in all black and cowboy boots. His chest is thrust forward and he has an anterior pelvic tilt. Next to him is two photos of a person from the mid 20th century study showing a person with estrogen deficiency - this person is in their underwear, they have knock knees, hunched shoulders, a protruding chest, which is a sign of estrogen deficiency. The thought here is that Elon musk, suspected of taking too much testosterone, has a similar estrogen deficiency. The quoting post by Dave greenridge says as much.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 17h
this is the kind of public embarrassment that only happens in nightmares or a tim robinson skit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 21h
Every company that sells SaaS spyware to cops is currently like oh shit they’re coming for our market share
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I unironically agree Luckily too: Libraries still have books published before 2021! And! They typically have collection development policies that forbid generated “books”
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
man I fucking love these videos lol idk if they'll ever get old. it's my jingling keys fr
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eevee @eev.ee · 29/09/2026
discord should sell Double Nitro that lets you turn off everyone else's nitro stuff. hire me for more good ideas like "don't run ads for sports gambling"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Barimucci
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 29/09/2026
your child is attending the alpha school. an ai benjamin frankling is teaching them that if a milf weighs under 200 lbs they're not worth the effort
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 28/09/2026
analog horror series about evil cursed retro video games except instead of a guy documenting it it's an avgn type asshole who never realizes the game is haunted AND THE FUCKING IDIOT SHOPKEEP JUST KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HANGING HIMSELF? THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP ME BEAT THE LEVEL! BAD GAME DESIGN MUCH???
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
pov: you have just spawned outside the town center and must now gather wood
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I need to continue pursuing “sensor fusion” as a programming focus
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my weirder preoccupations in celebrity bodyguards. Imagine your job is just being paid to be massive and hover and make eye contact with people and glower and be like "I wouldn't, babes." Have you seen Kendrick Lamar's bodyguard?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow this has only gotten funnier
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think a good system of government would give the worst person to ever live the ability to murder every human on earth.
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a networking job that included a big TV with no controls and no one could find the remote. Because I’m a gadget weirdo I had a Flipper Zero and was able to turn it on and change basic settings. The energy I gained means I will not require food for a week
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you that’s all the time we have for questions again we will update you as more information becomes available > stands up on spider legs > scuttles away
A spokesperson in the UK surrounds by microphones that look like spider legs
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Infinite recursion thread
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not all love stories are healthy or safe! This game/story has better consent and boundaries than a lot of others. At least the demo does
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Z. Claude @zclaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I believe the state should buy drugs for addicts and that it should be illegal for anyone to sell drugs to Elon Musk. There's a lot of details to figure out in this plan still but I think there's a lot for people to agree on.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human—sweat, bad breath, everything
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over the Garden Wall was released 22 years ago and I have, just at this moment, realized that the Highway Man's line "I make *ends* meet" is a play on words This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i dream of a text editor where i can walk back through where my cursor was a moment ago, or see what i copied or cut, after accidentally wiping it, rather than hitting some combination of undo and redo and hoping i don't press another key and wipe my changes
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Bren-dangit @hypercalcium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Half Life 2 Episode 1, as one of the brilliant changes on higher difficulty was that energy spheres decayed more quickly. It was a subtle, (in-universe?) way to make puzzles trickier
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
I really tried to imagine a more stupid future in our last trilogy and I think I just don't have the range to imagine how stupid things can be.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I grew up expecting that 2026 would be grimdark cyberpunk, but I never had the audacity to imagine that the future would be this stupid: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/u...
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It’s Raining Boxes: Amazon Drones Overwhelm a Texas Suburb
In Richardson, a fleet of drones has started to deliver goods quickly. But the noise is drowning out life for some residents: ‘We can’t live like this.’
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
due to prevailing economic conditions, we have had to downgrade them to handjob brothers
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
The “Presidential Stare" is one of Elon Musk's most recognizable oligarchic techniques, a method of shaking hands where the billionaire stares with a forward tilt, to convey to the president that the CEO is at the peak of his need for government funds.
Elon Musk making a sinister face as he goes to shake Trump's handElon Musk making a sinister face as he goes to shake Obama's hand
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE DID IT!!!! 100 REVIEW FILLET!!!!!!!!!
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sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 26/09/2026
I built Light Touch, a full-featured iPod touch 2G emulator for Mac. Networking + Wayback Machine proxy, GLES/3D games support, a built-in app store via legacystore.app, rotation, screen capture, the works. Have fun github.com/samhenrigold...
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Belle Blythe @tragedienne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interview with the Vampire self-insert fanfic, where Lestat kills me on the first page because I won't stop calling him "Lesto-Besto".
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not one of these guys could win a bar fight
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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