JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 20halright friends. i'm about to spend 7 days in a house with a fuckton of gay nerds. what are the best, weirdest, stupidest old retro games I should try to get ahold of to play with people in a casual, party setting. stuff that makes everyone go "holy fuck" and can be emulated by my shitty laptop 6100
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 29/09/2026In who framed Roger rabbit when Jessica says about Roger "he makes me laugh" and you can tell they have this deep connection that people don't understand, even though he's an idiot and she's the hottest thing on earth I think it's sorta like this comic 1906
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 29/09/2026look. i know you might have heard someone say "oh that movie is fallout" or "oh that thing inspired fallout" maybe maybe. but this. this film is fallout. it feels like every time anyone is gonna work on a fallout project they lock them in a room with this film and go "learn and understand" 361
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 29/09/2026people think being a supervillain is about doing crimes, but the reality is if you're esoteric enough they often aren't classified as crimes. robbing a bank is illegal, but turning the money into rats and then turning them back once you've caught them? judge doesn't have shit on you. no precedent 27425
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 28/09/2026So, the full game is out, and thus I can say: Please play DRAPLINE, it's a FANTASTIC raising sim roguelike game with amazing art, fun story, and really cool mechanics. It's 12 bucks and an awesome time. store.steampowered.com/app/3103780/...store.steampowered.comDRAPLINE on Steam"DRAPLINE" is a roguelite training game where you raise a dragon girl who eats anything and train her to become the strongest in one year. Feed her a variety of things to increase her abilit... 192
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 28/09/2026Turning a bit dial that says "girl belly" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right 15012
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 28/09/2026analog horror series about evil cursed retro video games except instead of a guy documenting it it's an avgn type asshole who never realizes the game is haunted AND THE FUCKING IDIOT SHOPKEEP JUST KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HANGING HIMSELF? THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP ME BEAT THE LEVEL! BAD GAME DESIGN MUCH??? 1421759
Reposted by JuniperTheorywhistling in the dark @candiedreptile.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026so i look it up. alright. i grew up reading my dad's collection and i know the score, there's a lot of horny 70s sci fi in the world. this is nonetheless a lot victor: "this is HDG." me: "this is 1960s HDG, yeah" 1122
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 27/09/2026@wildweasel486.bsky.social Booted up a japan-only golf game ew got at the store, and i THINK it's just tecmo world golf but i'm curious if you know anything more about it psxdatacenter.com/games/J/T/SL... mostly cause it seems to have info about a bunch of real life courses??psxdatacenter.comTHE PERFECT GOLF - (NTSC-J) 100
Reposted by JuniperTheorymoose (some type of bug i think) @meese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026STREAM ALERT: a dark cloud has cast a long, squeaky shadow over the land. @meltyautumn.bsky.social has arrived once again to terrorize and delight the viewing audience with A BUNCH OF FLASH GAMES we're SHARING WITH EACH OTHER come watch TODAY at 2:30 PST/5:30 EST ONLY on twitch.tv/mooseivision 0305
Reposted by JuniperTheorysarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fellow Seattleites! two short films i gaffed, Sword Over The Door and Deathbed, are showing at STUFF this year on October 17th at 4pm (the Entanglements block) and the 18th at 7:30pm (the We Live!!! block). it's looking to be a crazy stacked festival so definitely get your tickets soon! 11612
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 27/09/2026Its my NEXT set of big bad gameathon runs Watch RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA FMV and then WEIRD CARTOONS with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...twitch.tvBigBadGameAThon - Live on TwitchBig Bad Game-a-thon! Sunday Morning with June | Streaming isles of derek for 247 viewers. 073
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 27/09/2026This dvd I found at the thrift store for my gf has had on it - a promo from Jay z - a distressing amount of Sinbad - the guys from the Budweiser whazaaa commercial - a stretching jpg of a basketball - an explainer of how to play basketball if you're white without getting your ass kicked 190
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 27/09/2026having celiac right now is such a cursed experience there's more gluten free options at the store then I've ever seen in my life but all of them also say PROTEIN FOR HEALTH CRAZY PROTEIN WILL CURE YOU GIVE YOU HUGE COCK HOORAY MUSCLES PROTEIN BAR I just wanted a gluten free granola bar dude 2190
Reposted by JuniperTheoryKatherine Mitchell @katherinemitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We need to dramatically reduce the paperwork and administrative burden for tenants and applicants to "affordable housing." Many many people who would qualify for rent-restricted housing instead choose market rate units at around the same cost because of the invasive and constant paperwork!wsj.comPortland Real Estate Is Such a Mess That All Housing Is Affordable HousingRarely has the Oregon city seen such a narrow price gap between market-rate and affordable units. 283
Reposted by JuniperTheoryScoutPilgrim @scoutpilgrim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Call of Ponchy has changed my life. I wouldn't have ever held the dealer seat for 8 straight hands without learning the secret techniques from @bimbo.city and @bigbadgameathon.bsky.social! 041
Reposted by JuniperTheoryProxy 👾🐱 @proxyglitchcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they keep making weirder Universes Beyond choices smdh 0161
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 26/09/2026John Darnielle if he was a vampire: I hope you cut yourself shaving tomorrow, I hope it bleeds all day long! Yes!!! Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises, but ve're pretty sure they're all vrong! I hope it stays dark forever! Ah ah aha!!!! 3378
Reposted by JuniperTheoryScoutPilgrim @scoutpilgrim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I took many notes and only a few of them were about how to do couch commentary after my first go around. I am looking forward to putting my new lessons to heart the next time at the table! Thanks for the opportunity to run commentary with you @bimbo.city 031
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026It's Big Bad Gamethon weekend!! and i'm gonna be streaming CALL OF PONCHY: MAHJONG WARFARE at 4:30 pst today! come watch it, and watch the whole marathon for the best worst of good bad video games! www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...twitch.tvBigBadGameAThon - Live on TwitchBig Bad Game-a-thon 2026 begins! | Streaming retro. 032
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026i've already made too many games that changed me lists. today we're doing "pictures from childrens books i that fundamentally altered me" 2161
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026I know a bunch of ppl have said it but it really is incredible how, after reading all those bits about how Control is A Superhero Game control resonant feels perfectly like a modern fucking infamous or prototype 1120
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026my second review of control resonant is that I need modders to let me make Dylan transfem asap. I can't even shave their beard cmon lemme make them look like they're trying out being a girl a bit and still really scared of it cmooon 1172
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026control resonant review so far: Dylan is such a sopping wet miserable pile. I love them so much 1130
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 25/09/2026hey i've been way out of it so i have not been able to plan cool stuff for example this weekend i'm part of big bad gameathon, and i'm showing off The Dazzeloids on sunday at 6:36 AM PST, 9:36 am EST if you're interested in joining me for that, i could use someone to inflict it on for like 30 mins 011
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 24/09/2026hey apparently this is hapening, if you're in the pnw and need estrogen dm me 070
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 24/09/2026hey for no other reason then curiosity i need help from someone who can do baseball savant/statcast stuff i wanna know who hits the best when chasing down balls outside of the strike zone that suck ass. how do i search that 382
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 24/09/2026Just discovered that the reason me and my friends respond to bad what if questions with "what if the moon was made of pudding" might be because of a fucking neil ciceierega post neilblr.com/post/7604811... he's everywhere!!neilblr.comNeil Cicierega Tumblr.If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it? what if the world was made of pudding 0132
Reposted by JuniperTheorybarleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well well, if it isn't Simple 2000 Series Vol. 69: The Blowjob Brothers. 3276117
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 24/09/2026y'all have no idea how good untilted tower gets. One of the least accessible but most absolutely incredible things I've ever found 180
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026hi it's mario sluggers stream PART 2. meeting over. COME WATCH 012
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026after an HOUR OF TROUBLESHOOTING including where firefox deleted all my tabs for no reason i'm finally able to try something VERY SILLY for like the 2 hours i have before i have to go to a meeting i'm doing a RANDOMIZER for mario super sluggers baseball!!! come watch! www.bimbo.city 031
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026if i get a virus because of today's stream i'm going to blow up the planet, just fyi 061
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026i think i know what i wanna try and stream today and it's kinda silly 010
Reposted by JuniperTheoryRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867551611
Reposted by JuniperTheoryi-win @i-win.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I made a Deltarune mod. You should play it. i-win.cc/tesco/ 512940
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026dude it's so fucked up that new York has the coolest mayor ever. Like, "New York has a mayor that everyone hates and barely puts up with but the city somehow keeps going BECAUSE ITS NEW YORK BAYBEEE" was something I thought was a fact of life. But no he can be awesome what the hell 1221
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026Last night i had a dream where at one point i turned to my friend and said, with a smirk, "hey you ever seen the true ending of counter strike" and then went back to my computer and started fiddling with the command line 290
Reposted by JuniperTheorygoba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Posted about it on Twitter, but I figured I should talk about it here, too. CQ Act 2 is underperforming to a really disappointing degree. I'm considering my options moving forward, but it's looking very grim for my ability to continue working on games going forward. 22296189
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 23/09/2026Sorry I haven't been streaming recently, got some very cool things cooking up and am doin a lot of work. Really hoping to get back or it after my big trip! 140
JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 22/09/2026If you are in charge of any Microsoft owned gaming related things right now your number one priority should be "how do I keep us alive when they come for me" You are next. See if you can get out while you can because they are going to gut everything. Try to save what you can. 191
Reposted by JuniperTheoryAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It would not be an exaggeration to say Microsoft has singlehandedly obliterated a large % of the North American AAA industry at this point 4711169
Reposted by JuniperTheorySnepShark | Friend of Eggbug @snepshark.itch.io · 22/09/2026For any other fans of the classic Cohost moment where Gravis Cathode Ray Dude discovered the theme song for the game "Interpose," the Kickstarter campaign for the comic book adaptation of that game has finally launched: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ben... 2137
Reposted by JuniperTheoryHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what every man should look like 2196
Reposted by JuniperTheoryHarper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In retrospect, Obsidian getting Pentiment out there into the world before Microsoft exploded really feels like they pulled off the weirdest heist in gaming history. 61283240