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@shallowva.bsky.social
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💾 Cathode Ray Dude 💾 He/They 🦩 I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now! www.youtube.com/@ShallowVA

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 7h
Me getting ready for spooky posting in October.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 8h
Obviously.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THINGS/TUTBEER2.GIF
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of those Post Void like games where your health is constantly decreasing and you have to beat the level in ten seconds or you die, except it's my motivation rapidly dwindling and I'm racing to finish the project I'm working on before I have a panic attack.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tim Finkas #1983 h1.nu/1yCBr
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee hate is the most astroturfed thing I have ever seen. No way anyone organically developed that strong of an opinion about a beverage.
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Quinn Rau @quinnrau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resident Evil and Silent Hill both got the best films in their respective franchises this year. The former being, obviously, Zach Cregger's Resident Evil, and the latter, of course, being Hokum.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
zach cregger should do a doom movie
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026
it's all this guys fault
vintage illustration of a guy with a floppy's disc for a hard, the old rainbow Apple logo on his tie, several small desktop computers dangling from his belt holding a fanfold printout
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta get my hobby stuff back. I can feel myself getting weirder without my digital bread and circuses.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ray-Ban tried to launder this dork's pervert tech through fashion and he said absolutely not, here's one that will make you look dumb as hell too.
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Lumen 💫 @lurizonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO THE GRUNGLER !!!
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The end goal for these companies is they employ no one, produce nothing, and generate endless profit. There isn't an agenda, it's just that the people with all the money and the power want more for free.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I try to revive Mit Aia in the favela
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi I'm an adult with a family I support off the income from my full time job as a YouTuber covering only one videogame for the last decade and I'm here to tell you why Microsoft taking that game out behind the shed and putting a bullet in its brain every quarter is good actually please don't leave.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It, It Follows, and It Ends gotta be one of the worse trilogies of all time. So many plot holes, none of it made any damn sense.
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: The Sword That Makes You Old
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went from daily uploads to not posting anything in about two months and my "views" have tripled.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gosh I sure wish I knew what the plot was in this Doom wad! The humble Hell To Pay intermission screen:
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell coming back from the dead to open for Ed Sheeran
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's really funny playing Prey, seeing the interactive toilets and butthole doors, and just knowing George Broussard was going back to 3D Realms to set DNF development back by several years so they could do that too.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seen so many videos about a cool project just yadda-yadda'ing over the entire process in the last year, and it's not just tech stuff. At least vibe-coded game ports will just fail in weird ways. Your vibe-constructed patio will kill somebody. And both make a really boring video.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just started Ted Lasso when do Jamie and Roy kiss
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prokhorVLG @prokhorvlg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's a melancholic lonely world to explore but has a lot of wondrous sights #gamedev #indie #retrofuturism #handdrawn
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
CARTOON/FOUL.GIF
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drunk at Circus Circus can't find my room getting lost in the endless liminal nightmare of the clownrooms.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to record stuff again. I want to stream. I need to yap about stuff but I hate the short-form text format.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guy who pronounces "Deus Ex" as "Do Sex"
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CARTOON/NO_NO.GIF
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Formerly "Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles" @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jesus that's a lot of fat Samus fan art. You perverts are fast as fuck.
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ohhh right they're making a Zelda movie. That's why they're making a game that looks like Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't name yourself after a band you liked when you were twelve.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jabu Jabu's Belly in the OoT remake
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Gumby Screens x JAV Titles @gumbyxjav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OoT remake looks like something a Best Buy employee would leave on a loop to show off the new plasma TVs in 2008.
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prokhorVLG @prokhorvlg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
working on an indie game. you play as a robot in a retrofuturistic mall, trying to find out why humanity vanished.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I must have missed this Justice album
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Centurions gotta be the only out of print Space Marine model I've ever seen sell cheaper on ebay than when they were in production. People really didn't like these things, huh?
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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 06/09/2026
I don't know a lot of Transformers lore but I think the character name "Senator Ratbat" constitutes the funniest two words ever written
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me when I GET you
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