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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 2h
"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss."
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 4h
I'm not really sure what the purpose is of music videos in 2026, but OLIVIA RODRIGO + CHAPPELL ROAN + DAVID BYRNE on a remix of "expectations" is well worth your time.
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Olivia Rodrigo - expectations (feat. Chappell Roan) (Official Music Video)
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Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We actually don’t need to talk about this extensively you’re just on the computer 21 hours a day
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here’s some Dora Abodi art to make your Sunday a little better.
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it should be illegal to see an ad about a tour coming to a city near you and it's actually 500 miles away
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
the machine will soon cause a catastrophic event. we must prepare ourselves by printing out every frame of the most culturally significant pornos and learning to wield the blade to defend our stockpile of flipbook pornos
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
with god as my witness i swear. i will jerk you off to completion no matter what it takes
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the alt gov accounts should have all been banned immediately instead of making our most vulnerable morons that much dumber
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/10/2026
i think it's arrogant to say you "created" a joke. i think it should be like math where the idea is all the jokes exist and we just haven't discovered some of them yet
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't post pictures of my son because he is snuggling his emotional support pill bottle
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026
thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
2 white boxes with pink swirls on them

the chinese text on the left one says PROGYNOVA Estradiol valerate tablets, while the one on the right says Debian GNU/Linux install media
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was about to ask whether gay guys in modern horror flicks have to be blonde and then remembered I just bleached my hair like last month. glass houses or whatever
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shoutout to faces of death 2026 another movie set in Florida 🌤️
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>John "Carpenter" >makes movies make it make sense man
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perverts are your friends and your allies
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they are on ~vacation~ 🏝️
silly #SciArt digital doodle of a little sand mound with little plants growing from it and small grey rocks around it, on top if are two cartoony red ants sunbathing, one is on a pink towel the other on a white reclining chair
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
help they're cancelling a frugal tiktoker for being fake and I think their content is bad but I also recognize some of the "proof" from my own personal experience poor and also dumb
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
but I don’t want wrong answers only. those won’t be helpful to me at all
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day to all whom celebrate
when you change or to and nobody believes you
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of a clever ironic backfire so it just kills my mom too
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wrote about getting older, losing sight of joy the larger your world gets, and Garfield. Here's my review of Garfield: Escape From Monday, and also an interview with my 4th grade self. www.polygon.com/garfield-esc...
polygon.com
Garfield’s New Video Game Is GOTY…for 4th Graders
Escape From Monday is rougher than an actual Monday
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2023
pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
X Files publicity still of a backlit Mulder and Scully in trenechcoats looking sternly at the camera
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
going insane when people talk about how an issue isn't political because it's actually about human rights. what do you think politics is
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
TOLKIEN Vs. LEWIS: ALLEGORIES


TOLKIEN 

PROFESSOR TOLKIEN! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR NOVELS AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE
FIRST WORLD WAR? 

NO. NEVER. ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LEWIS 

IF EVEN ONE PERSON READING THIS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIG LION IS JESUS, I WILL SET MYSELF
ON FIRE.

reparrishcomics
2020
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
got around to looking up the symptoms after getting one of those headache+nausea+exhaustion combos that feel like something else might be going on 🤔
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Eve 🎃 @eviemarianne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He stands for nothing, but he'll sit in the chair for anything
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
creep 3 showing cock less than 10 min in we're so back
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey, just checking in to confirm
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i hate climate change now I have to learn how to pronounce dengue fever :(
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We would all be better off today if we had decided not to remember 9/11. Never forgetting has been a collossal fuck up.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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