Reposted by 🐙Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 2h"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss." 414938
Reposted by 🐙Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 4hI'm not really sure what the purpose is of music videos in 2026, but OLIVIA RODRIGO + CHAPPELL ROAN + DAVID BYRNE on a remix of "expectations" is well worth your time.youtu.beOlivia Rodrigo - expectations (feat. Chappell Roan) (Official Music Video)YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO 33613
Reposted by 🐙Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026We actually don’t need to talk about this extensively you’re just on the computer 21 hours a day 1104
Reposted by 🐙Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here’s some Dora Abodi art to make your Sunday a little better. 2416115
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it should be illegal to see an ad about a tour coming to a city near you and it's actually 500 miles away 100
Reposted by 🐙merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026the machine will soon cause a catastrophic event. we must prepare ourselves by printing out every frame of the most culturally significant pornos and learning to wield the blade to defend our stockpile of flipbook pornos 733329
Reposted by 🐙scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026with god as my witness i swear. i will jerk you off to completion no matter what it takes 5578
Reposted by 🐙bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the alt gov accounts should have all been banned immediately instead of making our most vulnerable morons that much dumber 443134
Reposted by 🐙tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/10/2026i think it's arrogant to say you "created" a joke. i think it should be like math where the idea is all the jokes exist and we just haven't discovered some of them yet 41078
Reposted by 🐙aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026looked up mine and this is killing me lmao 1035450850
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026can't post pictures of my son because he is snuggling his emotional support pill bottle 000
Reposted by 🐙emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media" 202369589
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026was about to ask whether gay guys in modern horror flicks have to be blonde and then remembered I just bleached my hair like last month. glass houses or whatever 010
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026shoutout to faces of death 2026 another movie set in Florida 🌤️ 000
Reposted by 🐙Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 466145042904
Reposted by 🐙SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is no longer a joke 6245501286
Reposted by 🐙Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold 315425
Reposted by 🐙Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different 21267
Reposted by 🐙Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026>John "Carpenter" >makes movies make it make sense man 29821223
Reposted by 🐙BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins 4659791117
Reposted by 🐙jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026perverts are your friends and your allies 1828561103
Reposted by 🐙Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 148122522053
Reposted by 🐙Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they are on ~vacation~ 🏝️ 224359
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026help they're cancelling a frugal tiktoker for being fake and I think their content is bad but I also recognize some of the "proof" from my own personal experience poor and also dumb 201
Reposted by 🐙David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8360671070
Reposted by 🐙the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026but I don’t want wrong answers only. those won’t be helpful to me at all 1344841
Reposted by 🐙acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy bi visibility day to all whom celebrate 4336
Reposted by 🐙Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of a clever ironic backfire so it just kills my mom too 117716
Reposted by 🐙Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care 1685200
Reposted by 🐙Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wrote about getting older, losing sight of joy the larger your world gets, and Garfield. Here's my review of Garfield: Escape From Monday, and also an interview with my 4th grade self. www.polygon.com/garfield-esc...polygon.comGarfield’s New Video Game Is GOTY…for 4th GradersEscape From Monday is rougher than an actual Monday 1415529
Reposted by 🐙Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2023pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life 322430655
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026going insane when people talk about how an issue isn't political because it's actually about human rights. what do you think politics is 020
Reposted by 🐙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866791028
Reposted by 🐙Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 187137422917
Reposted by 🐙Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this 41438306
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026got around to looking up the symptoms after getting one of those headache+nausea+exhaustion combos that feel like something else might be going on 🤔 000
Reposted by 🐙Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He stands for nothing, but he'll sit in the chair for anything 315123
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026creep 3 showing cock less than 10 min in we're so back 000
Reposted by 🐙Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit 816240485
🐙 @homocephalopods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i hate climate change now I have to learn how to pronounce dengue fever :( 010
Reposted by 🐙Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We would all be better off today if we had decided not to remember 9/11. Never forgetting has been a collossal fuck up. 1549