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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10h
In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.
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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care
Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if Abdul gets elected they’ll make a third season of Detroiters
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rate Field is the Western hemisphere's Vatican City
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prediction: after getting rid of Classics and Studio Art colleges will announce programs in Household Management which is the new job very rich people invented where you're both a personal assistant and a nanny
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Anne Kosseff-Jones @annekosseffjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello! I could use some help paying my wonderful neighbor's October rent if anyone has extra. She is still stuck inside as a single parent who absolutely can't risk abduction. She makes (and shares) really beautiful postres even with the limited donated groceries she has. Venmo: @Anne-Kosseff-Jones.
Image of a tinfoil square baking pay filled with a creamy dessert that is topped with chopped strawberries and nuts.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's only one person whose take I want to hear about the lesbian bar story and that's Jonathan Richman
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The economic plan for 2030s USA is Get Back in Your Fucking Hole Davey
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feel like there's a direct line between twenty years of participation trophy jokes and the current crisis of not being able to get kids to try
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't understand the hack where you freeze ginger before you grate it. It's already woody, just grate it how you bring it home from the store
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to the student journalists at The Daily Iowan for reporting on the travesty that is Iowa's Center for Intellectual Freedom. With quotes from me dailyiowan.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Uncertainty in leadership, curriculum surrounds UI Center for Intellectual Freedom
In the barren walls of his Calvin Hall office, where the Center for Intellectual Freedom resides, interim director and University of Iowa economics professor Luciano de Castro shuffles a stack of pape...
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Down the road from me. Kroger's got shooters
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One 15 second video can really make your whole day
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A game is a container for a sliding puzzle minigame
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup feminist. Country Roses feminist
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Driving in front of one of those Angry Jeeps thinking about how much extra menace gets built into everything now, if we stopped making inanimate objects look like they intend to harm us maybe everyone would feel ten percent less psychotic
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The baby laughed at Seth's Joker impression so now we've introduced the character of the Tickle Monster who bets you want to know how he got these giggles
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
RIP to the guy who convinced us all that Tina Turner was tall
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dallas Meowers Club
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Baby Popemobile
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are a few aspects of leftist organizing that would realistically be improved by working out but a whole fucking lot that would be improved by speaking Spanish, put down the fitness discourse and pick up un audiolibro
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Audiences today can't handle the tonal tension of "where's everyone going? Bingo?"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This airline rules so hard
Ryanair will dispute passenger's claim he was sucked out of window
CEO Michael O'Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked 'towards' but not out of the opening
Business live -latest updates
Gwyn Topham
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry to brag but today is the last dose of my antibiotic regimen for bullseye rash. Not today bugs!!!
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Zenith "Space Commander" was the 1st TV remote control and used no batteries. Each button cocked and fired a hammer into 1 of 4 calibrated metal rods of different lengths which generated an ultrasonic tone like a tuning fork. The TV had a microphone to listen for it.
The Zenith Space Commander remote control showing the tall plastic buttons, and the front has a grill to let the sound escape.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are allowing 5 year old children to be enrolled in football even though we *know* that every 2.6 years of participation doubles the chances of contracting CTE. This is tantamount to child abuse. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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CTE in football players is a health crisis. It’s time for us to stop watching
A new study offers more evidence that America’s biggest sport produces life-altering head trauma. The NFL will never turn itself off, so it’s on fans to do so
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
everyone is going insane for this but it's a slop machine. the first character i rolled was a child who died in 5th century BCE Iran and the site generated me a picture of "his home" which had drainpipes and telephone wires. fuck this.
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my friends in Birmingham went to the bookie that's the subject of the newest Lie Cheat and Steal episode. I tried to find my tweet about how charming and old fashioned it felt to hear about someone's bookie getting arrested in 2022 but those tweets have been sunk to the bottom of the ocean
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not to spend the day fighting on this website but through hard work & miracles the peak deaths from COVID are now lower than peak deaths from flu and I don’t remember anyone ever insisting that not masking at all times to prevent this rate of flu deaths was eugenics
Information for selected week and previous two weeks, national summary, all ages from CDC FluView showing 434, 523, 544 influence deaths for weeks 8, 7, and 6 of the 2025 - 2026 season (so February 2026)
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 02/09/2026
It sounds like they’re just feeding centrist careers to Ed Markey
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eleanor @eleanoir.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
new episode of Virtue Signal! we spoke with the author Daniel Lavery about Cyrill Connolley's ENEMIES OF PROMISE! soundcloud.com/noisyghostpo...
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Enemies of Cyril
Listen to Enemies of Cyril by Virtue Signal Podcast #np on #SoundCloud
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is actually what the AI era should mean: agents disrupting business websites, battling anyone and anything; chaos unleashed. going to meet a man in a leather duster with tiny sunglasses who hands you a floppy disk and says “this one is crazy, i can’t control it.” things of that nature.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ceramic cookware is fake. they call it that because they want you to think there is a permanent stoneware non-stick quality to the construction. ceramic coating cooks off over time, snd especially with high heat. a scam product priced up for handsome avocado and terracotta tones
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just put wheels on the top too so it doesn't matter if you flip over
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Young ZZ Top with arguably the greatest band photo of all time
Young ZZ TOP from left to right FRANK BEARD, BILLY GIBBONS PRE-BEARD, DUSTY HILL. Shirtless and looking VERY WARM, in front of an ice machine. Gibbons is enjoying an ANIMAL CRACKER.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
he's mad because the bartender cut him off
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What age are you supposed to introduce brains to your child's diet
Amara brand superfood smoothie melts Brain variety
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DFW may have been onto something with the Quebecois separatism stuff
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 23/08/2026
My six-pack of beers gone now. LIke beers that I drank.
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#WPBL extras rules
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
someone cooked here
Screenshot of two tweets
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 25/09/2025
organizing my podcasts based on conflict archetype (Host vs. Self, Host vs. Host, Host vs. Listener, Host vs. Society)
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Baby Foot foot peel
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the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
people are getting on brent for using 'mental illness' to describe this level of reflexive islamophobia and I don't actually think it's an unfair assessment. this is beyond just individual racism, from Zohran to Abdul there is a kind of almost lurid paranoia about the threat to the Jewish community
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