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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also: the cruelty inflicted on the unhoused is a barometer of the state violence we're willing to tolerate.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m rebooting The Shining and Jack Torrance saves Christmas
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easily my favorite detail:
There was the incident that became known as "the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with
the command module simulator at the Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight — which crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch
P01 during flight. She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were
integrated into the program.
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No greater evidence for the dialectic than that Aaron Sorkin first made Joe Rogan famous
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the best social media features ever was how livejournal let you look at other people's feeds to see what they're into
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On so many campuses fraternities are just school-sponsored Epstein Islands where you can pay $4k to a Rush Coach to help you beg to get on the list and then another couple thousand when you're done to get a job interview with a state senator
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get in bitch we're doing Sorcerer 2
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This lil guy
i love japanese jesus and his little bob
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Epistemology
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dr. Pepper figured something out about diet sodas that no one has gotten to yet
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
McDonald's was scrambling to find a tourist destination prize this year
Collect to Win = Collect a winning combination of property pieces to win an epic getaway like a Carnival® Cruise Vacation or a trip to Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex. You could also win a 2027 Jeep® Cherokee, a choice of 1 of 3 vehicles from Polaris and more.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a weird saying anyway. Like, the genie goes in the bottle or lamp all the time, it is mostly where they are
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Juggalo Bill Dauterive vindicated
User With This Avatar Just Blocked post of Matt the Dad Dude: Jasmine Crockett is the Hilary Clinton of George Santos
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heading down to the body farm's annual dented and scratched sale for Halloween
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gentle Parenting is over. Our parenting approach is based on the kid in Boogie Nights who keeps throwing firecrackers inside when they go to rip that guy off
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u... All this discourse about Hasan and no one standing up when the true political theorist of Twitch gets silenced just because he showed poop on camera or whatever
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A fritter infusion
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.
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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care
Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if Abdul gets elected they’ll make a third season of Detroiters
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rate Field is the Western hemisphere's Vatican City
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prediction: after getting rid of Classics and Studio Art colleges will announce programs in Household Management which is the new job very rich people invented where you're both a personal assistant and a nanny
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile Nike Decades $500 on StockX
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's only one person whose take I want to hear about the lesbian bar story and that's Jonathan Richman
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The economic plan for 2030s USA is Get Back in Your Fucking Hole Davey
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just that belief that there's value in trying even if you're not the best and being part of something even if you don't stand out can be either cultivated or squashed in kids. Why bother with the friction of anything that doesn't immediately come easy
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feel like there's a direct line between twenty years of participation trophy jokes and the current crisis of not being able to get kids to try
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't understand the hack where you freeze ginger before you grate it. It's already woody, just grate it how you bring it home from the store
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to the student journalists at The Daily Iowan for reporting on the travesty that is Iowa's Center for Intellectual Freedom. With quotes from me dailyiowan.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Uncertainty in leadership, curriculum surrounds UI Center for Intellectual Freedom
In the barren walls of his Calvin Hall office, where the Center for Intellectual Freedom resides, interim director and University of Iowa economics professor Luciano de Castro shuffles a stack of pape...
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Down the road from me. Kroger's got shooters
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One 15 second video can really make your whole day
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A game is a container for a sliding puzzle minigame
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup feminist. Country Roses feminist
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Driving in front of one of those Angry Jeeps thinking about how much extra menace gets built into everything now, if we stopped making inanimate objects look like they intend to harm us maybe everyone would feel ten percent less psychotic
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The baby laughed at Seth's Joker impression so now we've introduced the character of the Tickle Monster who bets you want to know how he got these giggles
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
RIP to the guy who convinced us all that Tina Turner was tall
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dallas Meowers Club
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Baby Popemobile
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are a few aspects of leftist organizing that would realistically be improved by working out but a whole fucking lot that would be improved by speaking Spanish, put down the fitness discourse and pick up un audiolibro
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Audiences today can't handle the tonal tension of "where's everyone going? Bingo?"
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cloverfield
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This airline rules so hard
Ryanair will dispute passenger's claim he was sucked out of window
CEO Michael O'Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked 'towards' but not out of the opening
Business live -latest updates
Gwyn Topham
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