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Rachel Herbert

@herbertstyles.bsky.social
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Happy editor, ACES member. Team Singular They. Foul-mouthed church lady. she/her.

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Something about Dolly’s lilting delivery of “I just wanted to check your bod” from her sexual harassment revenge fantasy in “9 to 5“ has stayed in my brain for decades. Whenever it bubbles up to the top, it always makes me smile.
Dolly Parton in a cowgirl outfit in a fantasy sequence from 9 to 5 where she turns the table on her sexually harassing boss. She is looking over and saying “I just wanted to check your bod.”
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
all of this Lake America business reminds me of that Lincoln anecdote— how many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? four! calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Perhaps he’s a natural. But he’s also a great example of a principle near and dear to my heart, which is that it often takes a lot of work and practice to sound like you’re a natural.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being diplomatic with bad people telegraphs a message that their horrors are to be tolerated conditionally. That's not kind to the people they screwed over.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of the reasons I thrill to see hikers bringing their small children out on the trail. Making baby environmentalists!
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
fix your hearts or die
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Smooth groin.” “HR lady politics” just say you hate women and go, this is taking forever
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The US Senate is not a place to send people hoping they will grow as a person, you're getting that confused with a rehab facility
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/07/2026
The thing I think a lot about the US is we're supposed to endure unspeakable horrors but never react to them in socially maladaptive ways.
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A data-driven analysis of how the New York Times's treatment of transgender subjects shifted "from rights-based framing toward more skeptical, conflict-driven coverage" since 2014, centering trans-rights opponents over trans people themselves. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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The New York Times helped turn trans rights into political controversy, analysis finds
A new data investigation says the paper of record increasingly framed transgender rights as a debate instead of a lived reality.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/05/2026
Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Astrology For Men is a perfect description and a book waiting to happen
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not just that they remember this dance routine, they CAN STILL DO IT. #GenX #RobBase ❤️
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We would be a lot better off as a country at the moment if more of our institutions had said, "Fuck you, make me" over the past year and a half
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m a cynic but this legit made me tear up, I hope Freddie can hear it, wherever he is, yay #Hungary
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sin…
Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
I will not be gaslit about this. No one is saying he needs to publicly contort himself. He should apologize to the Black people he harmed just like he apologized to QE2 when he yelled fuck the queen in her presence. End of.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Stop falling for the “untrained” narrative.
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Prof. Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If you’re a person that celebrates Epiphany, remember that the magi engaged in righteous civil disobedience when they took another road home and didn’t snitch to Herod. The lesson is that the right thing is often the opposite of what elected leaders want you to do.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
After a class at my local pool, one of the other ladies and I learned that the lifeguard is majoring in dance…plus premed and Spanish. I marveled at the mind/body integration she’d have and other lady said “I can’t wait for her life.” That made me smile for days.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 05/01/2026
Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
today is for the ladies to have fun. its new years eve not new year's steve
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 31/12/2025
Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution: If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow. If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious. By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/12/2025
i was initially kind of skeptical about always using alt text for the very dumb reason that it sometimes means explaining a joke, which i hate to do. then i realized it's actually an opportunity to pepper in additional jokes
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Samantha Mash @samanthamash.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It’s just mean, and I want less of it. It’s not the most important thing going on in the world, but I want a lot less of it. I’ve grown weary of the frequency with which I’m expected to say, “Whatever, there goes ol’ Weirdo again.”
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Ms Rachel @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/11/2025
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I read how AI has ruined recipe-finding so I'm posting this person's tried-and-true recipe. In love with its specificity: "First, melt 3 ½ tablespoons of salted butter. Not three and not four. Three and one-half!" louisianawomanblog.com/2019/09/13/b...
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Buttery-Salted Roasted Pecans • Louisiana Woman Blog
Crispy Buttery-Salted Roasted Pecans are easy to make for a healthy snack that pleases most, easy to store, too.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/11/2025
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season! Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas! #WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Some folks proposed that Mamdani did this so Chris would translate for the general audience, but nobody out there knows All Of The Words. I love him for stopping to ask.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
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Maureen Flaherty @maureenflaherty.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I handed out neighbor-printed whistles in Flatbush tonight and it was lovely. New Yorkers in motion do not EVER stop to chat but for this, they did. One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This was a delicious deep dive
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