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Mistress Matisse

@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
19K followers 4.8K following 9.3K posts

Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Anti-Misogyny. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 36m
Don’t think of it as the loss of your hormones, think of it as the dawning of emotional and intellectual clarity
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 7h
This is clearly not acceptable
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6h
You can lie to yourself every day that this horseshit doesn't make you lazy and stupid, but reality comes at you pretty fast
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 4h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h
What these barbaric billionaire sociopaths are trying to say is: we’re hurting THEIR feelings. They think they are ENTITLED to strip every dollar and every ounce of agency we have away from us. How dare we REJECT their precious baby? We are supposed to worship them and sacrifice ourselves to them 
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Kristen Knapick, LMHC @kristenknapick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things I say. Photo Malicki Beser.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, but really, outsourcing our own moral discernment to the talking word toaster is not reasonable or ultimately positive for humans so it’s okay. It is a machine. There’s no mortality to it being used as a machine. You don’t remote lock a guy for cussing out his tractor. What are we doing here?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lovely man took me and Miss @savannahsly.bskyverified.social to an amazing Korean BBQ place called Meet, on Capitol Hill and it was delicious and very friendly, and now I’m somewhat painfully full of rich meat nom nom
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Pineapple Support @pineapplesupport.bskyverified.social · 08/10/2026
Create it. Release it. Heal it. 💙 Join us for "Working Through Trauma with Art," an intro workshop for all Pineapple clients, creators & staff. Bring paper + art supplies of your choice 🎨 Save your spot 👉 pineapplesupport.org/events/
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just like this! It’s only funny because it’s unfortunately all too accurate
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This made me laugh because sex workers are CONSTANTLY begging customers NOT to write down anything incriminating, as in: any talk of sex or money. MANY promising appointments, that could’ve happened, do not happen because the client INSISTED on talking about sex in messages and that’s not allowed.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW: WA Ferries wanted you to think their workers are whiny babies who make $350k. The truth is more complicated and more sympathetic --- workers making $65k, engine room paid 20% less than above deck, and those making the big bucks working 70 hour weeks. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/washing...
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Washington State Ferries Tried To Turn You On Their Workers By Posting Eye-Popping Salary
Ferry service has returned mostly to normal after 23 Ferry engine room workers called out sick, shutting down 13 out of 18 vessels on Monday. While there’s no official confirmation workers coordinated...
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Joe Cool @johnnytornado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ate a bunch of edibles, absolutely obsessed with this animation
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did a “rogue” Ai bot create and post this ad all by itself?
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
but if you say what you think should happen to him, you'll get banned on here, arrested in real life, maybe executed depending on the circumstances. violence has become a one-way proposition
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Kristen Knapick, LMHC @kristenknapick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Less than 2 weeks till my new workshop with @mistressmatisse.bsky.social !
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump tries to take our voice and power away. What do we tell him? Your fucking hands off our vote
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The story continues!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i LOVE this video 🖤 Because: yes I have had dates like that!
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Major Republican donor fights for his right to continue generating images of naked children
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I went to my favorite salon tonight to get a very luxurious manicure pedicure, because woo! It was a complicated week!
Photograph of Matisse’s feet and her left hand against the background of a white fake fur rug. All her visible nails are painted a pearlescent pink
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never heard of any newsrooms with alarming practices like those described in this thread. If you have, I’d like to hear from you. Contact in bio.
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you struggle with sexual communication and intimacy? Well my best friend, who is an awesome therapist, is teaching a class about this very topic, and I am going to help her. it’ll be fun and informative! Come see us, and learn some strategies for love, Oct 17th, Seattle. (RT’s appreciated!)!
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodnight Bluesky
Photo of Matisse, lying face down, with her chin on her shoulder
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard this, and I immediately thought: the idea that Trump is continuously huffing nitrous oxide out of whipped cream dispenser when we’re not looking is one of the few possibly-logical explanations for things he says and does
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once I was dressed for a fetishy good time - cinched corset, thigh high boots, skirt barely covered my ass - and the doorbell rang. I thought it was my date! But INSTEAD: two Mormon boys who looked barely old enough to drive. We stared at each other in shock, and without a word, they turned and left
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you struggle with sexual communication and intimacy? Well my best friend, who is an awesome therapist, is teaching a class about this very topic, and I am going to help her. it’ll be fun and informative! Come see us, and learn some strategies for love, Oct 17th, Seattle. (RT’s appreciated!)!
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Kristen Knapick, LMHC @kristenknapick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I say. Photo Unsplash stock.
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Leah Torres, MD @leahntorres.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making abortion illegal = killing people. That’s it. It’s not more complicated than that. Making health care inaccessible means people die. States that fought the Civil War for the right to own people are now suing so they can own MORE. PEOPLE. It’s state-sanctioned murder and they are FOR it.
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Out at University Village with my bestie, doing some *preliminary* couch shopping. It’s a big decision. A couch is a whole relationship. I can’t be rushed into it!
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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