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Rachel Herbert

@herbertstyles.bsky.social

639 followers 348 following 234 posts

Happy editor, ACES member. Team Singular They. Foul-mouthed church lady. she/her.

Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Something about Dolly’s lilting delivery of “I just wanted to check your bod” from her sexual harassment revenge fantasy in “9 to 5“ has stayed in my brain for decades. Whenever it bubbles up to the top, it always makes me smile.

Dolly Parton in a cowgirl outfit in a fantasy sequence from 9 to 5 where she turns the table on her sexually harassing boss. She is looking over and saying “I just wanted to check your bod.”

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

B**** looks like he’s auditioning to be Grampa Malfoy over here

Screen grab of an NYT article (because I’m not linking to it) about Gavin Newsom asking cities to close homeless encampments. His slicked-back gray hair and tightly set mouth give him a villainous look.

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

"My father was a fisherman / My mama was a fisherman's friend / And I was born in the boredom and the chowder" Mad but not really that this Paul Simon lyric loops in my head every time my throat feels scratchy

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Trading Places was a great pick for this year‘s family Christmas Eve movie.

In a scene from the movie trading places, a young Eddie Murphy stands in a bar, dressed in a nice suit and asking, “Motherfucker? Moi?”

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

My sister’s beloved elder dog Pumpkin loves her guest room. Today as I was sleeping in, he whimpered at the door so of course I let him in. He promptly took over the bottom half of that twin size bed and I am up now! 🧡

Pumpkin-colored dog sleeping on an unmade twin bed

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I got laid off last year and although I didn’t really take it personally, I loved this cake my sister brought me on my last day of work. (She got a grocery store cake and a tube of brown frosting and wrote “fuck those assholes” and 💩 on the top.)

Rectangular grocery store cake with white frosting, pastel sprinkles, and “fuck those assholes” and the poop emoji written in thick brown icing

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Nutritional info, but make it The Shining

A carton of oat milk with "No sugar and only 40 cal per serving" repeatedly printed in small type that fills almost the whole side of the carton.

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