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Rachel Herbert

@herbertstyles.bsky.social
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Happy editor, ACES member. Team Singular They. Foul-mouthed church lady. she/her.

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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Something about Dolly’s lilting delivery of “I just wanted to check your bod” from her sexual harassment revenge fantasy in “9 to 5“ has stayed in my brain for decades. Whenever it bubbles up to the top, it always makes me smile.
Dolly Parton in a cowgirl outfit in a fantasy sequence from 9 to 5 where she turns the table on her sexually harassing boss. She is looking over and saying “I just wanted to check your bod.”
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
all of this Lake America business reminds me of that Lincoln anecdote— how many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? four! calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same! I teach a senior fitness class and usually make a ’60s-heavy playlist. But today I swapped in that song plus “Two Doors Down” and “9 to 5“ and they were joyfully received. 💕
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In my mini #StetSprint I’m transferring my written notes into the document I’m working on. Fewer visible papers, better concentration!
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Perhaps he’s a natural. But he’s also a great example of a principle near and dear to my heart, which is that it often takes a lot of work and practice to sound like you’re a natural.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Greetings to you as well, other Rachel! Thanks for your good wishes. I got several big chunks of work done and was still going when the timer went off. Going to take a break and hope to get one last sprint in to finish today.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m doing a final pass through a book I’m reviewing to mark up one of the themes I want to discuss. Goal is to do as much as I can without picking up my dang phone. #StetSprint
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I read that 30+ years ago and I’m pretty sure I can still remember this from the young female protagonist in the opening chapter: “my too-short skirt hikes up my thighs“ or the like. Ogling her own legs, as ladies do. 🫠
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We will brook no Big Country disrespect in my house!
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being diplomatic with bad people telegraphs a message that their horrors are to be tolerated conditionally. That's not kind to the people they screwed over.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of the reasons I thrill to see hikers bringing their small children out on the trail. Making baby environmentalists!
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
fix your hearts or die
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Smooth groin.” “HR lady politics” just say you hate women and go, this is taking forever
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The US Senate is not a place to send people hoping they will grow as a person, you're getting that confused with a rehab facility
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/07/2026
The thing I think a lot about the US is we're supposed to endure unspeakable horrors but never react to them in socially maladaptive ways.
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A data-driven analysis of how the New York Times's treatment of transgender subjects shifted "from rights-based framing toward more skeptical, conflict-driven coverage" since 2014, centering trans-rights opponents over trans people themselves. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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The New York Times helped turn trans rights into political controversy, analysis finds
A new data investigation says the paper of record increasingly framed transgender rights as a debate instead of a lived reality.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
New author photo just dropped
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/05/2026
Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Astrology For Men is a perfect description and a book waiting to happen
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not just that they remember this dance routine, they CAN STILL DO IT. #GenX #RobBase ❤️
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You have resting Happy Hiker Face 💚
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Lovely! What was that tiny shelf used for?
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's like, deal with your mama trauma in therapy like a normal person. Other people have had to grapple with difficult childhoods but you don't see THEM trying to take away civil rights.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Her About page *starts with* her parents' divorce and repartnerings. Ma'am you are in your late 40s, why is this your primary identity
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In 2011 she co-hosted the Oscars with James Franco, who kept looking at his phone onstage, but somehow she was the villain for being a "try-hard." I wish folks would interrogate the "ew, she's so annoying" narratives when they're suddenly everywhere.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We would be a lot better off as a country at the moment if more of our institutions had said, "Fuck you, make me" over the past year and a half
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Same as. it. ever. was.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They refer to Smith as an "all-girls college," which tracks. That casual dismissal of female scholarship always rankled me for reasons I couldn't name until I read about Larry Summers and Epstein and their attitudes about women in academia. Misogyny and transphobia, a package deal.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The lean is a canine benediction.
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m a cynic but this legit made me tear up, I hope Freddie can hear it, wherever he is, yay #Hungary
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thank you for this post! It's so absurd, it's a source of joy. I've mentioned it to several women and each one has busted out in loud laughter (as I did when I first read it).
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My local ACE hardware store has a display of lightbulbs and a nice employee helped me pick the style of bulb I needed to attain pleasing light around my place. Hopefully there's a similar spot near you?
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Out: "Kenneth, what's the frequency?" In: "What's my rating, Clavicular?"
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Starting Holy Week with a shot of pure adrenaline
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That latte reference is as crusty as his beard. First verse of Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" mentions "the Starbucks down on Main" and that ish came out in 2013.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's almost as if there's no way for women in politics to exist that isn't widely considered the wrong way.
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sin…
Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
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Rachel Herbert @herbertstyles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A++ alt text 🌟
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
I will not be gaslit about this. No one is saying he needs to publicly contort himself. He should apologize to the Black people he harmed just like he apologized to QE2 when he yelled fuck the queen in her presence. End of.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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