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Maximilien Jokespierre

@hellsite-refugee.bsky.social
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“To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.” He/Him 🇵🇸🇺🇸🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈🌹 Galatians 4:16

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel, who has about a good a chance of being president as I do, has been profiled like 9 times in the last couple months in major newspapers. It really shows you how profoundly out of touch the people are that drive much of our national political discourse.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓 𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕤-𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕘 @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm not kidding about this. bring me nurses and teachers who aren't afraid to read laws as they are written.
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𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓 𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕤-𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕘 @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
no more lawyers. those perverts have done enough damage.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You want to live like spreadsheet people You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see You want to sleep with spreadsheet people You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me? But she didn't understand She just smiled and held my hand
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Plot a graph and print a chart Claim data entry is an art Post degrees from middling schools Call starving desperate people fools But still you’ll never get it right Posting though it every night Wishing you could make a call Ask the Bluesky mods to ban them all
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Data-center Popularity Check: Jason Kelce wants you to send them your piss jar. @billboard.com www.billboard.com/culture/life...
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not going to pretend that I know who the best candidate for Wisconsin governor is but it does seem pretty rich that a tweet from seven years ago is apparently a big political scandal given the shit we see posted every single day by everyone in power
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/08/2026
imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also like people give you credit for - trying, succeeding, bragging about it - trying, failing because of some asshole, yelling at that asshole They don't give you credit for giving up on something because it's unfeasible or quietly doing something they don't notice
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Papers Please Hazard @biohazardous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You know... I think maybe it's actually a bad thing to elect people willing to do that kinda stuff. Either they're lying in the primary about their opponent or lying after about them when they flip 180 after. Maybe it's a bad thing for us to excuse that sort of deceptive behavior at all.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
you're going to have to go back to offering an affirmative vision and it cannot be the one where a wealthy donor class rules over us like feudal warlords. we cannot allow this to happen any more. we are past the breaking point. they broke it
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One important way of doing this is going to be shrinking our global military footprint in a big way. Which brings me to my proposal: end CENTCOM's entire presence within the first 100 days.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Southern Jacobin @thomas26july.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tangentially I think a Democrat running as like an actual Stalin against Republicans (disappearances, show trials, reeducation camps) would also perform well
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Lemondrop 👉 YOUMA? @lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline. 

Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. “THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT”
Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: “Bloodless Quant, please help! I can’t afford to feed my family!”
Panel 3: BQ replies, “That’s ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high”
Panel 4: The woman says “But groceries are—“ but BQ cheerfully interjects, “You shouldn’t make statements if you don’t have economic literacy!” 
Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying “Here’s a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded”
Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, “What are we having for dinner tonight?” The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. “Chart,” she replies.
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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Please do cry for me Argentina
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/07/2026
Everyone should read this story and see how the state of Idaho, the Trump administration, and hate groups such as ADF, SEGM, Do No Harm, and the Manhattan Institute have blood on their hands. They murdered this trans teen and her future. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Idaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.
The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back
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Erik @erikmag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
People are really good at not understanding something simple when they want to argue
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t care what anyone says. I’m still voting for Mitch McConnell!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm torn, because I've always secretly hoped for a war against Belgium but not like this. Never like this.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the elites and apparatchiks across the ideological spectrum agree on exactly one thing: fuck all of you. get in line. eat the shit that is shoveled to you. if you're going to make "defense of democracy" your sole value proposition you should probably not be so nakedly undemocratic
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
turns out you can just walk into this decaying corpse of a political party and operate the controls. they dont have the pull to stop you
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Crockett doesn’t owe Talarico anything” “RBG didn’t need to retire, she didn’t owe Americans anything” treating political power like a matter of personal expression is a recipe for idiotic strategy that just helps republicans
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Crow @crowpotkin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"I saw too red fellers poking each other with pointy sticks, I said 'dad what's that.'" He said, 'Its simple Joey. Those are devils. You're in hell, jack."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
These past few years have for me put an end to the 'Won't that make you just as bad as them?' argument. No, they're worse, we'll get over it.
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Samir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ríhanna doesn't have an official legal defense fund because multiple crowdfunding websites have shut down her campaigns. please donate to her directly and send her well-wishes on Facebook. Venmo: venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Ke... www.facebook.com/share/p/18uT...
This is a facebook post from Ríhanna Novalee ChasingStars, ie Ríhanna Kelver. It reads:

Hello! Welcome those who have found my Facebook! My name is Rihanna Kelver and yes, I am currently facing two felony charges after defending myself from a violent hate crime.

If you are a member of the press, please feel free to message me through here or at rihanna_kelver@outlook.com.

If you are someone looking to support me and my legal fund. You can find my Venmo at @Rihanna_Kelver or https://venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Kelver

The reason I have to use my Venmo is because we’ve been kicked off three crowd funding sites now due to ToS violations. Apparently surviving a hate crime and being charged for surviving it constitutes “fundraising for the defense of a violent crime.” 

Anyways, thank you all so much for your support and keep up the good fight 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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dog on the spectrum @sponcon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
the vibecession guys know about this, mostly advocated for it at the time, and are deeply invested in no one remembering that it happened lol
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Delca @delca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Democrats need to tackle the contradiction of wanting strict gun control and thus placing personal security almost exclusively in the hands of police and the fact of what police and its relationship with democrats is like in practice really fast.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day to the post of all time
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Have fun in the war dumbass I'll be at home fucking military wives

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S HUSBAND FIGHTS FOR YOUR FREEDOM

eastbayfatman 
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

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shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlickerlowtiermemer 
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

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im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

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But he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away 

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just shot a load in his wife

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You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

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Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this tradition needs to end. it’s little more than a manifestation of white civility politics. republicans are building concentration camps, starving the public, and stealing from the treasury. is it too much to ask for democrats to act like all of that matters?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what they mean is european states are organized around a dominant ethno-linguistic group but this was the product of artificial cultural homogenization and centuries of ethnic cleansing and genocide
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