Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rahm Emanuel, who has about a good a chance of being president as I do, has been profiled like 9 times in the last couple months in major newspapers. It really shows you how profoundly out of touch the people are that drive much of our national political discourse. 1252589395
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierre Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026 26563351456
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco... 386129905472
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierrePile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869521789
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierre𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓 𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕤-𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕘 @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i'm not kidding about this. bring me nurses and teachers who aren't afraid to read laws as they are written. 151
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierre𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓 𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕤-𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕘 @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026no more lawyers. those perverts have done enough damage. 161
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierrePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever. 171866266
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You want to live like spreadsheet people You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see You want to sleep with spreadsheet people You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me? But she didn't understand She just smiled and held my hand 1542265
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreJ “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Plot a graph and print a chart Claim data entry is an art Post degrees from middling schools Call starving desperate people fools But still you’ll never get it right Posting though it every night Wishing you could make a call Ask the Bluesky mods to ban them all 0103
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Data-center Popularity Check: Jason Kelce wants you to send them your piss jar. @billboard.com www.billboard.com/culture/life... 35626169
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrem @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan 232538238
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not going to pretend that I know who the best candidate for Wisconsin governor is but it does seem pretty rich that a tweet from seven years ago is apparently a big political scandal given the shit we see posted every single day by everyone in power 644945532
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/08/2026imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc 1212369354
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierreterra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Also like people give you credit for - trying, succeeding, bragging about it - trying, failing because of some asshole, yelling at that asshole They don't give you credit for giving up on something because it's unfeasible or quietly doing something they don't notice 39510
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierrePapers Please Hazard @biohazardous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You know... I think maybe it's actually a bad thing to elect people willing to do that kinda stuff. Either they're lying in the primary about their opponent or lying after about them when they flip 180 after. Maybe it's a bad thing for us to excuse that sort of deceptive behavior at all. 1314
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierredr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026you're going to have to go back to offering an affirmative vision and it cannot be the one where a wealthy donor class rules over us like feudal warlords. we cannot allow this to happen any more. we are past the breaking point. they broke it 554847
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 05/08/2026One important way of doing this is going to be shrinking our global military footprint in a big way. Which brings me to my proposal: end CENTCOM's entire presence within the first 100 days. 2254651
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreCSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god I think I found the video. 503122903710
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreSouthern Jacobin @thomas26july.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Tangentially I think a Democrat running as like an actual Stalin against Republicans (disappearances, show trials, reeducation camps) would also perform well 082
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreLemondrop 👉 YOUMA? @lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ??? 9462731265
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrebrent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Please do cry for me Argentina 04513
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/07/2026Everyone should read this story and see how the state of Idaho, the Trump administration, and hate groups such as ADF, SEGM, Do No Harm, and the Manhattan Institute have blood on their hands. They murdered this trans teen and her future. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comIdaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America. 24817275
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family. 191549290
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierreanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 248183934027
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierre🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026 54174606438
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrerev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back 221150170
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreErik @erikmag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026People are really good at not understanding something simple when they want to argue 2832
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don’t care what anyone says. I’m still voting for Mitch McConnell! 2182145
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm torn, because I've always secretly hoped for a war against Belgium but not like this. Never like this. 321427104
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierredr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the elites and apparatchiks across the ideological spectrum agree on exactly one thing: fuck all of you. get in line. eat the shit that is shoveled to you. if you're going to make "defense of democracy" your sole value proposition you should probably not be so nakedly undemocratic 317920
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.” 242101287
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreMatt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 24/06/2026turns out you can just walk into this decaying corpse of a political party and operate the controls. they dont have the pull to stop you 616826
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it 3144581185
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreSam @samd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Crockett doesn’t owe Talarico anything” “RBG didn’t need to retire, she didn’t owe Americans anything” treating political power like a matter of personal expression is a recipe for idiotic strategy that just helps republicans 325817
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreCrow @crowpotkin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"I saw too red fellers poking each other with pointy sticks, I said 'dad what's that.'" He said, 'Its simple Joey. Those are devils. You're in hell, jack." 0202
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive. 502913463
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127062787
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierrePlainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 08/06/2026These past few years have for me put an end to the 'Won't that make you just as bad as them?' argument. No, they're worse, we'll get over it. 21317
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreSamir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ríhanna doesn't have an official legal defense fund because multiple crowdfunding websites have shut down her campaigns. please donate to her directly and send her well-wishes on Facebook. Venmo: venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Ke... www.facebook.com/share/p/18uT... 91113906
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierredog on the spectrum @sponcon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026the vibecession guys know about this, mostly advocated for it at the time, and are deeply invested in no one remembering that it happened lol 0391
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreDelca @delca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The Democrats need to tackle the contradiction of wanting strict gun control and thus placing personal security almost exclusively in the hands of police and the fact of what police and its relationship with democrats is like in practice really fast. 1182
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026lmao 65121402281
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026happy memorial day to the post of all time 1958681738
Reposted by Maximilien Jokespierrepublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026this tradition needs to end. it’s little more than a manifestation of white civility politics. republicans are building concentration camps, starving the public, and stealing from the treasury. is it too much to ask for democrats to act like all of that matters? 281305262
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210888225
Reposted by Maximilien JokespierreMatt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 19/05/2026what they mean is european states are organized around a dominant ethno-linguistic group but this was the product of artificial cultural homogenization and centuries of ethnic cleansing and genocide 523820