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Maximilien Jokespierre

@hellsite-refugee.bsky.social
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“To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.” He/Him 🇵🇸🇺🇸🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈🌹 Galatians 4:16

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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 7s
Gun to my head I’d still bet on Abbott winning in the end. The GOP has spent a ton spamming an ad about Hinojosa voting to increase property taxes which will probably be decisive. But the fact that they had to burn that much money doing that is itself a win.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 1h
I really hope Julian takes on Cruz in 2030. Hopefully the party will have gotten over him being right about Biden too early from the 2020 debates, though I have my doubts. It’s really embarrassing that lacking integrity gets you further in the party than having it.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t even think of the Castro brothers as real radicals. They’re just representative of the era of the Democratic Party I actually signed on for before everybody started trying to out-CHUD the CHUDs.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 2h
Fell in love with my EV6 on the first drive because it felt like I was replacing my Camaro of my misspent youth and my Prius of my more budget conscious late twenties at the same time.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 23h
No I totally agree with this. Part of bringing back shame is making it hurt again.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 23h
This kind of thing is so self-destructive. Does anybody seriously think people are going to change their minds on this by criminalizing an opinion?
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Mom grew up a block away from an infamous serial killer that targeted children and also longs for the good old days when kids were safe in their neighborhoods. I blame the rise of the true crime genre. It totally primes people to live in constant fear of one another.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’ve been brainwashed against improving society for people you dumb old man. Your opinions are as relevant as those of brainwashed kids that share your baby brained belief that democracy only works with a handful of sadistic pedophiles owning everything and everyone.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My biggest low-trust opinion is that Biden wanted Trump free so he’d have an easier opponent and an excuse to run for a second term.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A truly embarrassing number of people these days are just on autopilot. Nobody wants to think anymore.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank God Republicans are also running on a platform of “go fuck yourself. We hate you forever.” We’d be really screwed if the GOP wasn’t dumb enough to copy Democrats messaging.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen, just be a normal person and engage with the arguments actually presented to you next time instead of being a dogmatic weirdo ready to unleash your canned unrelated monologues on the world.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank God we don’t have forced labor in this country. It’d be real embarrassing if a libbed up state like California democratically rejected its abolition less than two years ago. Glad you’ve completely sidestepped any argument actually presented to you to fight the tankies in your head though.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m pretty sure it was the liberal democratic British that signed away the Sudetenland and invented concentration camps. But it’s clear that you’re not capable of a rational discussion about everybody believing in state violence sometimes so I’m going to bounce.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look around. Does it look like democracy is building the utopia you imagined? I believe in democracy over the alternatives but you really ought to get off your high horse with the American Stasi terrorizing people and American capitalism creating the perfect privatized surveillance state right now.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think people would be a lot happier with liberalism if it had proved to be a fighting ideology in my lifetime. I’ll be sure to keep in mind your faux feelings of moral superiority when I start my job at the Woke 2 Gulag for Reactionary ICE Agents that surely the fighting liberals will create.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just going to say it, society worked a lot better when most people drank or smoked their way to death before they turned 70. Thank God we never got 80 year old LBJ or FDR.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of Democrats have internalized a totalizing contempt for the voters that’s actively detrimental to any project of actually winning. We’ll be fine in the next election but I do worry about this long term. We’re not creating new Democrats, we’re creating new Independents that hate everyone.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only real way to leash it is to actually build a just and equitable society that sees no purpose in it. And y’know they chose to be that evil.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t really pretend to believe this when the unifying thread of Democrats and this website is a desire for a more brutal sequel to Reconstruction or the Nuremburg trials. People kind of just like it when bad people die. It’s hardwired into our monkey brains.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I agree with a lot of the premise of that article but it doesn’t really contend with the unique elements. The people that cooked up and bloodily implemented European ethnonationalisms were, y’know, living there.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bernie Sanders 2 really is going to execute Chris Matthews in Central Park.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Republican leaders are looking at the polls and buying cyanide capsules for their families and pets.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hundreds of peaceful protests here and around the world were violently repressed by the state. Some people were nearly deported for speech. It’s the most un-American BS I’ve ever seen in my life. The people responsible deserve to be punished severely for treasonous attacks on our rights as Americans
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some people’s opinions on Israel-Palestine have been literally policed and it sure as shit isn’t the pro-Israel side.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If folks are scared of vesting too much power in directly elected legislature representative of the people we should just pack this shit up and look for American Napoleon. The idea that I should trust unelected professional debate perverts or one person more than a legislature is plainly un-American
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m so sorry your family is going through this. Wishing all the best for her.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure hope nobody has any strong opinions about that song Choosing Texas since we’re about to make it the national anthem.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It hasn’t exactly been helpful that the actual existing Israeli state has been stuck in state of Revisionist Zionist dominance in practice for a lot of younger peoples entire political awareness either.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was years ago but I once got into a heated argument with an Israeli communist and it took us an hour to realize we had the same position on a just solution to the conflict.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really don’t think the term Zionist reaching mainstream discourse has been helpful for anybody. It’s way too emotionally loaded for some and too easily morphs into (((Zionists))) for the stupid. Also a term that covers Einstein’s views and Begin’s views has never been particularly precise.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ladies, I understand why you chose the bear, but you’ve taken this entirely too far to prove a point.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like your problem is with them and not most of the planet or the country. But please keep crashing out at an elected Christian that’s been fighting them his whole career. Clearly what you want right now are less allies by being alienating weirdos.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Believe it or not The Epistle to the Galatians is in all translations of the Bible. And if you’d bothered to look it up it’s a pretty obvious troll to people angry enough at me to inspect my bio.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You heard it here first folks. We’re being destroyed by Donald Trump, the most Christian man, maybe ever. Since you’re the expert I’m sure you can find a relevant passage from the New Testament backing up your offputting rants.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What part are you living in, partner?
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For Blue MAGA Democrats to want to help the American people they’d have to like the American people. It’s abundantly clear by now that they have nothing but aimless sneering contempt for the electorate.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think that’s pretty fucking arguable actually. There’s really no Biblical basis for xenophobia. It’s just good old fashioned racism.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not a Christian in the conventional sense. I just find the idea of Reddit Atheist John Wilkes Booth cancelling Abraham Lincoln for quoting too much scripture while ending slavery a little ridiculous.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberals just have to pass the It’s Illegal To Be Mad at Me Act and then they’ll save democracy forever from those pesky voters.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think this is the first time in American history Christianity has been invoked to advance positive change then do I have a bridge to sell you.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please Senator. The American people long for leadership they can actually respect.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so cool that our 75 year old Senate Minority Leader just figured out how to do that.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top Gun 3 is just going to be one homoerotic pickup basketball game and then a series of funerals.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if there are any lessons here about the efficacy of simply jailing far right traitors. Probably not.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If people liked Biden then he and Trump wouldn’t have the worst average approval ratings since we started polling. I prefer Presidents that are able to do their jobs. Most normal people do.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll take a lackluster politician that isn’t lying to our faces over a lackluster politician that can’t form a sentence to save his life any day of the week.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Debatable, though they were both wildly out of touch with their voters on that. Philips at least didn’t walk and talk like a corpse while being wrong.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agreed with him in that Biden was clearly unfit to run again. He spent like 6.5 million dollars, most of it his own money, after failing to recruit someone else with name recognition. Meanwhile Biden burned a quarter billion failing to convince the country that he wasn’t a vegetable.
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