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Maximilien Jokespierre

@hellsite-refugee.bsky.social
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“To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.” He/Him 🇵🇸🇺🇸🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈🌹 Galatians 4:16

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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My life is just a party And parties weren’t meant to last War is all around us My mind says, “Prepare to fight”
Penny auction of Michigan farm
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cons: I will not eat the bugs. I will storm the capital and spend years in prison to stop my delusions from becoming real! Libs:
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Isn’t it obvious, Mandrake? The Chinese are corrupting our precious coolant fluids. That’s the way the hardcore Commies work.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look out guys. The lead poisoned reactionary centrists are throwing stones in glass houses again.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hubert Robert’s painting A Hermit Praying in the Ruins of a Roman Temple
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What America needs is a liberalism that builds.
Nuremberg Trials Courtroom under construction
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know this doesn’t fit the narrative you’ve constructed in your head to avoid any scary introspection but this is who Democrats lost from 2020 to 2024.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Grok, give the mouse an old-timey news fedora and include the phrase “variable ratio schedule” on this image and then hit post.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s already happening, Gladys. Fitting how painful it is considering how entitled old worthless losers love clinging to relevance by any means necessary. It must really hurt for the most selfish generation in American history to be going the way of the Dodo bird.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dawg, stop pretending that establishment is a dogwhistle to protect the people in power. It’s well known shorthand to people that are playing stupid. We’re in this mess because of their failures. If you want to keep electing Republicans then keep defending an ineffective entrenched elite.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Here’s a chart you might find without much effort at all. Do you supports your braindead hypothesis that people were motivated by their luxury bigoted views they were able to able to vote on because of how super duper the economy was for Americans under Biden?
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Birthday boy upset at murderous unhinged comic
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The consumer spending that’s increasingly a reflection of the wealthiest households opulence? I’m sorry but when the numbers flip on people feeling their finances are getting better than the number feeling they’re getting worse then you’re gonna lose if you don’t pivot. It’s not rocket science folks
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Abdul said we aren’t supposed to make fun of her but every time she opens her mouth I’m all
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can you not see the obvious flaw in combining the “doing okay” and “living comfortably” data while ignoring the data from the same source showing more people are saying they’re doing worse than say they’re doing better? I’ll give you a hint.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And if you scrolled down just a little bit on the source of that data you’d see that a higher share of people have reported being worse off than better off YoY since 2022. But I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You tell me which of these parties aren’t some variety of fascist. See if you can form a coalition without including the people that haven’t been cheering on all the genocidal death and destruction the government has been doing.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Homer
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When members of both political parties believe elections are illegitimate…
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You may not like it, but this is what the base of the Democratic Party actually looks like.
Missy Armitage in Get Out, worryingly enthusiastic member of the KHive
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At this point I think there’s gotta be an epidemic of actors from The Pitt scamming Democratic consultants or something.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Biden recently versus when he still had his marbles but was still a gaffe prone dummy. Yep. I’m the crazy one. What rational person could see a difference in the fitness between these guys?
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gallup as matter of fact. Other presidents achieved lower lows at certain points in their presidencies but Trump and Biden were the lowest rated on average. Lower than Truman, Carter, Nixon, or Ford.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Says the cultists that wanted to give this guy another four years in power.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bring back the 45 second minutes CERN. I don’t want more time with these people.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Take the Woke PRI pill to scale socialist machine politics to the nation.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sharing because I haven’t seen anyone else with this one and I want you all to become more regime pilled with me.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump began lower, got closer to 50% more, and dropped below Biden only as he was fumbling Covid and doing Jan 6. Trump wouldn’t have come back if people thought Biden had done a good job and hadn’t had a chance to forget how much they disliked the only other president with comparably bad approval.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Here’s the data for Carter and Biden. Would you say Carter was more popular because he spent a lot more time above water? That’s also what the aggregate says.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The jumpscare I got earlier when this showed up in my podcast feed…
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Live reaction to The Atlantic claiming to have a red line against pedophiles.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s a kind of willful ignorance among the liberal intelligentsia that data center growth has in fact skyrocketed mostly for use in technology that most people hate and/or fear. If air pollution tripled in a few years it’d be normal for people to be upset about the smog.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Stewart’s not that far removed from the classic Simpsons era. IMO Democrats would get mad at this joke today for both siding, but would be fine laughing at themselves back then. Republicans have gotten more evil but Democrats shouldn’t be so allergic to self-critique either.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dipshits crying about losing winnable elections accusing the people that were right of not having their finger on the pulse. News at 11.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Project 2029 America deserves but also the one it needs right now.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Last post is pretty great too.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Democrats been chasing this high for 60 plus years now.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Yes, we should aspire to the bravery and courage showed by the do-nothing center.
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Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Morgan Freeman as a Vengeful God
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