Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Folks, don't make the tired joke about Godzilla going full frontal nude. That's NC-17. Rated R is Godzilla doing Heroin and saying the N-word. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, go ahead and laugh. My guess is the FBI wants to make it legal to start doing this here. www.aljazeera.com/features/202...aljazeera.comShackled, bleeding, raped: Palestinians describe abuse in Israel’s prisonsFormer detainees tell Al Jazeera they were routinely sexually abused, starved and attacked by dogs. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I swear the Houthis are the Ewoks of the Middle East. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Rod Serling would've done this as a Twilight Zone episode about a town gripped with fear/greed of the imminent invention of a god machine named Aycee they believe will make unlimited gold. They drive themselves insane and riot and then it comes..and it's an Air Conditioner that makes things cold. 020
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Our once fine Saturday has become a festival of lies. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The wipe that numbs life should be forbidden for children. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The people riding dragons in House of the Dragon should be dressed like this. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Especially stupid move because Christopher Nolan's movies always have conservative subtext. If the right wing waited they could've used The Odyssey to screech about 'low-trust societies' and welfare frauds. But, as always, he's a Tory and not racist enough for them to see an ally. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You can tell Trump actually wanted a deal because he didn't send Vance, Kushner and Witkoff. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 05/07/2026We need to get the Norwegian World Cup supporters to call upon Thor for one last job. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This week at a museum I learned the Roman Empire had challenge coins. This is a bronze medallion of Commodus (177 - 192 AD), dressed as Hercules, that he gave as collectible gifts to friends and government lackeys. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 25/06/2026All newly-arrived white South Africans are required to conform to our cultural understanding of them, the sole textbook on this being the movie Lethal Weapon 2. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I've had conversations with 70+ year-olds where they've complained about my generation and I've told them the decades I've worked, the house I won't own, the family I won't raise and my expected future and seen in their eyes a flash of incriminating sympathy. But it's only a flash, and they recover. 021
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Always sad the day they emerge from the pokeball and realize they're sliding down the factory chute. 001
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Not true. We are doing all of that in exchange for the same nuclear statement and Iran graciously allowing Israel to not deplete its remaining stockpile of functionally irreplaceable aircraft and missile interceptors. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 15/06/2026He looks like he should be shouting, "Boss, it's him! D-d-da Bat!" 020
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hot Take: It's beautifully lit but this movie is pure cheese. The story is a cartoon, the characters are lazily conceived and Walken's ethnically diverse Burger King Kids Club of a gang is stupid. It's an edgy gangster movie from the mind of George Lucas. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Their mascot is the lovable scamp the Landburglar. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Weapons? Did they assume in the event of nuclear Armageddon Ted Kennedy would need to fight raiders and super mutants? 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Honestly believe Hollywood needs to create a Strategic Yayo Reserve to bring back good movies. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Charlie Kirk was a human Twilight Zone episode: a man who used sophistry to annoy and irritate his way to meme stardom who then suffers the ultimate grotesque murder and then his name and likeness are stripped of context (like how he used to argue) and he's turned into an immortal meme goblin. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Meanwhile, far from the attention-seeking headlines of the White House Correspondents Dinner, the starving sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln begin to plan what future historians would call 'the death spasm of the American Empire'. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Everyone's a high roller until an Iranian missile hits your petrochemical industrial complex.businessinsider.comThe Saudi pullback from sports investing shows even the ultra-wealthy are trying to cut costsThe nation's Crown Prince just approved a plan to 'redeploy capital within the domestic economy.' 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Negotiating across from them, a guy who wrote in his memoir how in college he once was terrified of burning his tongue drinking sparkling water. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 09/04/2026For Americans alarmed about negotiating with the Islamic Republic of Iran, just ask yourself 'What Would Reagan Do?' 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This account is occasionally like a Woot alert for cool toys so long as you don't eat them or stick them in your eye. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 08/04/2026A visual guide to Iran's strategy of targeting the allied Gulf states in the war 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This is also the reason Macy's itself is dying. Consumer spending is down because all of our money is spent paying bills. 000
Reposted by PlainwrapZdzisław Beksiński @zbeksinski.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Untitled www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinsk… 0389
Reposted by PlainwrapLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 30/03/2026In history today, the Great March of Return, a peaceful march for Palestinians right of return, began and was met by extreme violence by Israel in 2018. The noir of the day is 1953's JEOPARDY, directed by John Sturges for M-G-M and starring Ralph Meeter, Barbara Stanwyck, and Barry Sullivan. 193
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 28/03/2026There is no way any major media outlet *favorably* compares Oysters Rockefeller here to one of their progressive foes unless the editors got an instructive phone call from the boss. 010
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Every day of this war has seen some kind of anecdote that a historian would spend three paragraphs writing about in their history of the fall of an empire. 130
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Saying something "violates the mandatory standard" sounds like the coldest insult you can give. 000
Reposted by Plainwrapjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026many people might not know this, but in iran, unlike america, it's considered extremely impolite to murder a bunch of innocent school children. 161462239
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 21/03/2026In addition to the one novel he read (Lolita) Epstein probably based his identity on one movie he's seen. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Americans may have unlocked the North Korean power of Chukjibeop www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqc...youtube.comGeneral uses warp [Subtitles]YouTube video by DPRK Video Archive 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It's telling how the broadcast TV shows now sound like your grandparents misremembering the titles. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The U.S. 'Department of War' sometime next week, after oil hits $150 a barrel. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Worstalgia: n. The desire to relive the most humiliating era of your life. Ex: A VICE / Wonkette style blog article while pursuing a quagmire middle eastern war in 2026. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Congressional staffers taking their legislators to vote. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 28/02/2026An American 2026 World Cup is like imagining Germany hosting in 1941. And most of the world leaders are still going to show up. 000
Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Everyone united behind your precious Democrats in 2020 because It Was Time to Get Rid of Trump...and then the Democrats told us to stop bothering them about Getting Rid of Trump. And now Trump is back. 010
