Reposted by MMMBoppéAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need? 67633
Reposted by MMMBoppéFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made 11666188
Reposted by MMMBoppéceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026NEPO BABY CAVEMAN WHOSE DAD INVENTED HITTING STUFF WITH A ROCK: We’re innovating the product space with a planned pivot of Rock to an aspirational lifestyle brand centered around hitting stuff with a rock culture 12892102
Reposted by MMMBoppésweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026doth your raven even quoth, bro 13440140
Reposted by MMMBoppéRobin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius. 5386111931
Reposted by MMMBoppégwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026guy who loves TMNT but thinks it sets unrealistic body expectations for turtles 18815
Reposted by MMMBoppéIvan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This reminds me of Highlights magazine where you have to identify all the things that are wrong in the picture. 1531
Reposted by MMMBoppéEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665851088
Reposted by MMMBoppéc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How your email finds me. 5050101180
Reposted by MMMBoppéDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182554357
Reposted by MMMBoppéAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control 13280211433
Reposted by MMMBoppéPope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“A vet, you say? Is he decorated? Mmhm. Highly? I see. Well surely he still has something left to lose. Ah. Well. No, it certainly isn’t ideal.” 113414
Reposted by MMMBoppéUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/06/2026ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword* 371709307
Reposted by MMMBoppéElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138653804
Reposted by MMMBoppéUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i’m no financial expert, but it looks to me like they’re organizing a hedge fund 411498340
Reposted by MMMBoppéSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The world’s first trillionaire took away our Ebola response capacity, gave us screwworms, hollowed out our government so he could pay less taxes, and condemned millions of the world’s most vulnerable people to death. 201686678
MMMBoppé @guray9000.bsky.social · 29/05/2026www.owenmcgrann.com/p/the-dead-e... "A Philosophy 101 student who misreads Nietzsche writes a bad paper and gets a C. A billionaire who misreads Nietzsche builds a political philosophy around the misreading and funds it with the GDP of a small nation. This is fucking insane."owenmcgrann.comThe Dead Economy TheoryWe can laugh at them but we have to take this seriously 130
Reposted by MMMBoppéThaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 21/05/2026hi~ the following democrats in your caucus either voted yes or didn't vote on this bill & you disgust me Yes - Gillen (NY) - Perez (WA) - Vindman (VA) Did not vote - Craig (MN) - Johnson (TX) - Moskowitz (FL) - Thompson (MS) what is the point of any of you? 26413
Reposted by MMMBoppéghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/05/2026two fairly useful heuristics: 1) if someone is talking about cutting income taxes it is not For You 2) if someone is talking about cutting payroll taxes they are trying to shred the safety net 226252
Reposted by MMMBoppéDavid Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The New York Times editorial board: “Americans should be cleareyed about what the president is doing. He is taking their money and showering it on criminals.”nytimes.comOpinion | There Has Never Been an Example of Presidential Corruption Like This 10435301231
Reposted by MMMBoppéCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Fucking Greg. 712123
MMMBoppé @guray9000.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Holy moly the choreography youtube.com/watch?v=x6_m...youtube.comGENER8ION - STORM starring Yung LeanYouTube video by GENER8ION 000
Reposted by MMMBoppéJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/04/2026if you hoisted me by my own petard, I would simply take advantage of the elevated position to defeat you with my second, slightly smaller petard 2529
Reposted by MMMBoppéregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down 9860291305
Reposted by MMMBoppéUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2026“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.” 162101631330
Reposted by MMMBoppéJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much 141075182
Reposted by MMMBoppéJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Flavor Flav is short for Flavorful Riboflavin 644885
Reposted by MMMBoppéJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s all well and good for tech leaders to endorse UBI. But it feels convenient to only focus on a distant political prospect. The GOP, right now, is doing reverse-UBI (work requirements on SNAP). It’d be nice to hear more objections to that. 331601224
Reposted by MMMBoppéDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026hey babe, what do you say we turn this steakhouse into a steak home? 16723
Reposted by MMMBoppéJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If you’re not watching Taskmaster I really don’t know how you’re surviving this world 5453
Reposted by MMMBoppéstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I keep a rat under my hat in case he's amazing at my job so I can take all the credit, but it's raising questions from customers, like "What's that smell?" "Are you wearing a chef toque?" "When are you going to file my tax return?" "Is your head bleeding?" "Did you just ask your hat what a W2 is?" 18319
