Reposted by 😇🌹🕷smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 30/09/2026if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now 424253
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not to get political but life should be easy and free 4760221
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Mitch McConnell is currently doing what he did to Merrick Garland—using subterfuge to keep a government job from being filled before an election. It's just that he doesn't know it. Because he's dead. 388105502622
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷God @thegodshow.com · 22/07/2026I was a Democratic Socialist way before it was cool. I got crucified for it. Now all the big accounts are starting to bandwagon. Just remember that they were wrong for decades and got us into this mess. They have no vision and no wisdom. They are intellectual parasites. 1513287515
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Rep. Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social · 22/07/2026WE WILL STOP FASCISM. 🇺🇸 1241201473850
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 202285665475
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air 8056681053
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I miss the days when MTV showed music videos and the Weather Channel didn’t show the planet on fire. 1616960902
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Demented don never gets anything right. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/inter... 739120754099
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/07/2026I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you 30155584216
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.." 10293266910166
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I don't know who needs to hear this, but they're using sewage water on our food, so they can use the fresh water on data centers. 1342410828
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'll go with logic.. #politics #logic 332113134164
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday 383147322009
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026For sale: baby shoes, never worn Oh so you got one of those hippie babies huh 5587
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer: a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham…” —Frederick Douglass, 1852 8441671152
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174923959
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites. 1060240918014
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷J Keen @jkeen1213.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ok, this is an elected representative. How can he be this stupid? It's been precedent for 150 years! 🤣🤣🤣😎 1578250565209
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/07/2026[dramatic removal of glasses after reading the latest headlines] it’s almost as if he’s abused the most powerful office in the world to advance his own personal agenda and wealth just like everyone said he would and has been watching him do this entire time 314635
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026As garlic is to vampires, so are facts to Elon Musk. 16830771073
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/06/2026The reason Obama used water from the river for the reflecting pool and not city water is because city water is treated with orthophosphates, which is food for algae, causing massive blooms that produce cyanotoxins that kill wildlife. 1000138634556
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We are living in a country where the president can touch an underage girl's genitalia and there will be no repercussions—but if you DARE touch a pool of green water, you *will* be arrested and jailed. What a world . . . 12740531134
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/06/2026trump was defeated by Iran, algae and the snap on the Medal of Honor in one week. 31697200
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Stefon: “It’s the hottest place in DC right now. It has everything. Water like curdled pea soup. Bigger paint chips than a 1960s tenement. An angry orange man yelling, ‘Find the vandals!’ Fish and birds floating upside-down from hydrogen peroxide poisoning. And the smell of a mossy urinal.” 1132903718
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026One of my homeschooling graphics to help teach the children colors: 1353404630
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them. 30195481292
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/06/2026This dog just got a little brother two weeks ago, and he's already exhausted. 12/10 for both (u/ThinkingBud) 1188424775
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together. 214180772619
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026What a weekend of contrasts! SATURDAY NIGHT: One of the most celebrated and joyful evenings in sports ever. SUNDAY NIGHT: One of the most tacky and pointless evenings in sports ever. 812872499
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/06/2026This is Chubbz. He does have his own bed, just prefers a challenge. 13/10 (TT: highpriestess801) 21810080902
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In January, Zohran Mamdani took action against bankrupt landlord Pinnacle, which was responsible for over 5,000 housing violations. Thanks to his intervention, Pinnacle's new owners have forgiven millions in tenants' back rent. This is what governing for the people looks like. 221189664531
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In my humble opinion, spring should be longer than 2.5 days 09218
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026cant believe we went straight to "chatbot that drives you insane" and skipped right over "vending machine you can fuck" 24564116
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: I have so many, it’s hard to pick just one, ha ha! Interviewer: Me: Probably my poorly timed humor. 322864
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Never let a little thing like "it didn't work any of the last times we did this" prevent you from doing more of something that your voters are also begging you not to do 027338
😇🌹🕷 @goandlovesomemore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026@rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social I think that James Nguyen wrote today's @merriam-webster.com crossword. 000
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The $250 bill will be the first denomination to carry a trigger warning for survivors of sexual abuse. 1991694313
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 8102681
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it. 479216056714
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/05/2026Godspeed, Stephen Colbert. Ten Words Ending with a Silent ‘T’ www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/ten...merriam-webster.comTen Words Ending with a Silent ‘T’Spoiler alert: they all come from French 28741136
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026i petted the cat against the grain and it said woem 12594149
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If the nickname I had acquired was “taco”, I would simply not set deadlines for tuesdays 1961582
Reposted by 😇🌹🕷Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 21/04/2026Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy. 410180602738
