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Lil Hematoma

@gleamingguava.bsky.social
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All skeets/opinions belong to Chucky if he was anemic they/any | Masshole | free 🇵🇸

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 9h
if you see something slay something
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 10h
chik n nuggies
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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
didn't even notice. my mind is smooth and round like a river stone
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Xstellaire @xstellairesworld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
okay im gonna pretend im not real for a second
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 11h
there's a bug going around the office called gay panic and im the asymptomatic vector
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 11h
walked into *** dark office and she says "do i owe u something" girl i-
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 12h
This is just US foreign policy
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trustfalls into The Void
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
celebrated gay christmas early by sneaking into Screeemfest in my avant garde Kegseth costume
me n my bud on the carousel at Canobie lake parkf off dudeLooking Satanic with my bros in the Canobie lake parking lotthe avant inspo ✨️ feat black thread wasp 🐝🏵
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Free Palestine” banner flown over Gillette Stadium during the Patriots-Raiders game today. I’m told it was put on by a group of Boston locals “who are pissed off at Robert Kraft.”
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, let’s just call it on 2026.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to become more weird and off-putting
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
doing bong rips in the parking lot before screemfest and getting so scared I come out of mosh retirement inside the haunted houses
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They should make men that don’t talk. Just for fun
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
at my sexiest when struggling to understand social cues
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My happy place is a medically induced coma.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I forgot how good the energy vampire supreme council bit is. that's Grimes' cult of Bureaucracy
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun?
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Iowa man kicks off controversy over religious freedom in the small town of Ottumwa by opening a city council meeting with a prayer to Satan, which then kicked off a debate about the proper time in the meeting agenda to undo the “curse @mjgault.bsky.social story: www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
im coming out of mosh retirement tonight if the vibe is right 🤞👊
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*bleeding in a crumpled heap after falling down the stairs parkour
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey Spirit how do i flow with the turning rather than spending more energy resisting instead of resting
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
putting on my Normie Girl dress for work being reminded of that Margaret Atwood quote about the keyhole. Like my gender is fluid in that i can mold myself into the shape of a woman still but it's not really comfy and im getting fucked thru the keyhole either way :/
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Tony Soprano Rides Horse Indoors
ALT: Tony Soprano Rides Horse Indoors
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
the four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are people who deny this by the way. They see the same thing and go “oh but I’m not affected by that ergo it’s not warping my brain” and I hate to tell you this but it is
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they pink taxed the slutty chucky costume at spirit halloween. doesn't even come with the wig 🙄
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sorry, I can’t. I’m evil now. 🖤
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her
uni_komugico on ig little white chihuahua wearing a pumpkin with costume 

Hana(parti color) € 2005.11.01-2020.01.14
Sea urchin (red) 7 2007.08.12-2022.08.19
Komugi (cream) · 2017.02.25
Mochi (cream&white) · 2022.07.23
See original & uni_komugico
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just got served an ad for Evan Williams and had war flashbacks
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look on the bright side! you couldn't go through a dark night of the soul if you didn't have a soul
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yo Leo are you willing to commission me for some Mary Magdalene x angel Gabrielle yuri
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's something so rich about the pope fretting about AI in art to "safeguard our humanity" what with all the molestation they have covered up over the years
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
Me on Sept 30 : Me on Oct 1st
prosaic Tilda Swinton from We Need To Talk About Kevin looking drained of her vital essencesecstatic vampire Tilda Swinton from 'Only Lovers Left Alice's, her mouth awash in blood
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To restore psychic alignment i will now meditate on the memory of making one of my male superiors turn beet red in the face at work last week. Goodnight
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to crowdkill a man so bad. I haven't done a moshpit misandry in so long
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
smoked the weed that makes you post bad earlier sorry guys
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Lil Hematoma @gleamingguava.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my kids got measles I can't buy diesel got 99 weasels but ain't no Evel Knievels
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