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GiraffeLord

@giraffelord.bsky.social
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Formerly Giraffeic_Park on the bird app. Will oscillate between sites until it goes down in flames. Now go eat some veggies. Icon art by @crismlt

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Յովսիայ Կակոսեան @hijodegagos.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Preshittification.
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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
damn, enshittification before the product was ever made useful
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I think he won that bet.
Abner Doubleday invented baseball in 1908 after he bet a friend 520 that he could create a sport even more boring than soccer.
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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 21/01/2025
ok ok ok if florida has snow am i allowed to make hell freezes over jokes
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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 08/01/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/11/2024
video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A football player says "put me in, coach." The football player proceeds to bareback fuck his coach in the ass. The crowd goes wild.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Rats are punk rock Dogs are arena rock Cats are synthwave Owls are math rock Horses are radio pop Birds other than owls are yacht rock Snakes are symphonic metal Fish are new wave Ferrets are thrash metal Racoons are industrial Lizards are southern rock
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
you used to have to have the TV on channel 3 to play video games
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
YouTube should let me disable ads for premium. It's been 10 years. I am never paying for you.
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
quote-dunking on bluesky posts should be called skeet shooting
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2024
an infrared thermometer is just about the most fun you can have for seven dollars these days
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
As a small business owner, it is my duty to do wage theft in a manner that glorifies Christ
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/11/2024
you can post jokes on here if you want. it's legal
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Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oedipus would be a beautiful name for a boy
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
John Henry: I, John Henry, can beat any machine 
Robot: you, me, smash bros 
*J.H. and robot playing smash bros*
Robot, thinking: sweet fuck this guy's good
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
3 shots in and I've already come up with the stupidest thing I've ever posted
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gymbro at the gym tries to hit on Tiger (while Nerd is there) by showing his abs. Tiger instead shows him her diamond abs. Gymbro tries to flex his bicep next.Nerd shows Gymbro his ripped arm. This disheartens Gymbro, but Jock and Olga comfort him. They all flex together. Tiger scares 2 girls away with a catty hiss.
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
*Watching The Sopranos for the first time.* So there's two separate guys called Pussy?
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
*staring at the quart of eggnog* But maybe I'm not lactose intolerant.
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Hiru 🔆 @hiru3152.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
if i stop posting or drawing just know that I'm probably havin a toothache
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 17/11/2024
soft men create hard times. IN MY PANTS ! repost ifyou agree
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Boids @boidscomic.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This joke from the 1700s still goes hard
old joke
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 16/11/2024
if this gets 1,000 reposts my uncle who works at hollywood will make Beverly Hills Chihuahua 4
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Felipe Sobreiro @sobreiro.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post your most popular art from Twitter
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Genuinely thought this was a weird map of Israel at a glance.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/11/2024
Yupppp exactly
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This is my brush:
This is my paint:
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This is my canvas:
What's up?
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I'm not owned! oh shit...
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You're going to die of an overdose on your mother's couch.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
oh hell yeah the weird guys are finally here this is what i've been waiting for
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Anyways there's a place near me that has five dollar burritos. The burritos aren't that good, but they're five dollars so I'll keep getting them.
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GiraffeLord @giraffelord.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My biggest personal issue on Twitter was that I rarely ever tweeted my own original stuff. Mostly just retweets and replys. Maybe I didn't have the confidence or whatever but I'm going to try different here. I don't think I'd like to be a personality but I've got to try.
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MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Black-and-white line drawing cartoon of a man and a woman walking along a street. The text says "my desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane"
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Joey @joeyissitting.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I made this about 2 years back in a large series about revolution! The subjects are cats because I love cats. Enjoy! :]
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Westward_0 @westwardo.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Aura Check. #oc #catgirl #digitalart
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
That explains a lot.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ska guy getting really mad at you for saying that Cake is Ska
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CJ @smoof.org · 14/11/2024
Gabagool 🤌🤌
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
this is not intended as a dunk on the writer, who I’m sure is both much smarter than me in many matters and a lovely person, but the desire to click into an app on your phone to feel tension between literal nazis and just normal people is a dopamine urge I feel some self-scouting is needed on
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OOZED @oozed.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
bunch of reposts
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I like how they are caniforms. They are technically dogs. Caniform is funny concept to me. Bears are dogs. Raccoons are dogs. Walruses are dogs.
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