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Fochti

@fochti.bsky.social
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Headpats for the soul • Neurodivergent shitpost printer • Sarcastic fact dispenser • Cosmic fruitshake • Maybe a little bit obsessed with video games • Secretly an art nerd • Definitely normal • EN/GER • she/her • 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Michael 🌲🏴 @champl.in · 22/04/2025
It’s not catastrophizing if you do it during a catastrophe!
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
yipee! time to have a new favourite person of the day, to hyperfixate on and watch all of their content on all of their social media platforms for half a day like some sort of stalker. and then forget this person exists in a day or two
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pikat @pikat.io · 05/01/2025
stuck
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Yan Kodiac @yankodiac.com · 15/03/2025
Sekka 🦊
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Yan Kodiac @yankodiac.com · 13/02/2025
Big Pants Street Witch
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pikat @pikat.io · 16/04/2025
was writing at a cafe but this guys drawing posture inspired me so much i dropped everything to draw him
bro is shrimpmaxxing
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
it's 2025, the devils have gone vegan. hell is now full of plant-based flesh walls
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
it me 💀
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
will we one day explain to our puppygirl friends what an "attachment disorder" is or will we keep them in the dark and pet them instead
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm gonna need video games from my childhood to stop having 20th anniversaries before I shrivel up into a dusty raisin
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 10/04/2025
but fr it's the whole "but muh bloodline" shit boomers can't cope with mortality at all & the thought of not living on through your jizz makes them go insane
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
if ai artists had started to learn how to draw years ago, when the midjourney & co hype exploded, and put their time and effort into proper art practice instead of arguing 24-7 on twitter that "prompt engineering" takes sooo much skill, they'd probably be fairly competent artists by now
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
oh no, $500M fines! whatever will the trillion dollar companies do??
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Carla Antonia @miukumauk.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
My favourite wah
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Carla Antonia @miukumauk.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Tattered fields [ #oc #illust ]
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
it's 2025, the devils have gone vegan. hell is now full of plant-based flesh walls
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
no way the deluxe edition of oblivion remastered contains horse armor, lol
Screencap from the Oblivion Remastered livestream. Next to the box art of the Deluxe Edition are its contents, one of which are two horse armor skins: Order (which is white and gold), and Cataclysm (which is black and dark red).
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
scheinbar ist "verpeilt" auf tiktok ein slur
TikTok Screenshot, auf Englisch. Es geht um folgenden Kommentar: "Lieferando freut sich über deine Verpeiltheit <3". TikTok sagt dazu:

Comment not restored - We've reviewed your appeal and found that your comment violates our Community Guidelines. Your comment will not be restored. You may have other ways to seek resolution, such as out-of-court dispute settlement processes or in-court proceedings.
Violation reasons: Harassment and Bullying.
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
do y'all even care about my art retweets (genuine question)
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Saerione @saerione.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#FinalFantasy #Aerith
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Saerione @saerione.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#tifa
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
bacon
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
a witchy Asimov
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
unrelated to oblivion in particular, this short article perfectly articulates the fundamental problem i too have with enjoying pretty much any remaster or remake, or even sequels that tread the same ground as the original
A screenshot from the article: Oblivion was a great game, but what I want to experience again most of all is the intangible excitement that came from it being a novelty. A remaster can't scrub my brain clean of my overexposure to games of its ilk. That's one of the unfortunate but inevitable drawbacks of any remaster (or remake, for that matter). Sure, Oblivion will look much nicer, and I'll check it out in the name of nostalgia and media-obligated science, but I'll really be chasing a high that is simply unattainable.Another screenshot: Remasters are great for making games look and play "the way you remember them," but they can't make you feel the same way you did the first time. Some come close; the Dead Space remake added new mechanical bells and whistles to make the game even scarier on the second go around. Metroid Prime Remastered reinforced that title as one of the best ever, and there are still few shooters like it. Perhaps it's because Oblivion is one of the originators of a now oversaturated genre that the idea of going back to it is less appealing without that now-expired novelty factor.
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
lara croft is the british museum if it was a person
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
⏅ 𓆏 𐂂 ꧁꧂ ♘ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 enjoy some little unicode characters
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Abby @aspenceart.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
the hart of the forest #art
A green stag stands atop a hill, his antlers fill the top of the page and are filled with plants and birds.  In the hill he stands on, a doe leaps over her fawn.  Below them two foxes chase a rabbit who waits at the opening of a warren.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 21/04/2025
Puppy girls this, puppy girls that, where are the shrew girls. The marmot girls. The capybara girls and things of this nature
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Lich Juliorra @lichjuliorra.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
An old watercolor with exotic cuteness✨ If it seems terrible — that’s exactly what it is! But to reassure you, I’ll say that the local fairies are nothing like the Disney ones #украрт #ukrart #art #draw #drawing #illustration #watercolor
A little white-haired girl sits at a table, curiously examining a dried fairy held in front of her with tweezers. The table in front of her is filled with various jars containing different contents; one of them has a hanging tag that reads "Dried Fairies," and nearby there's a mortar with crushed insect wings
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
ai bros will pour billions of dollars into large language models just so they can safely harrass digital women
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 21/04/2025
Trans community internalised misogyny is a long running project to ignore a self evident fact: When the clockiest transsexual is safe to be herself, every one of us will be safe too.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 21/04/2025
i have never felt such a rage as trying to figure out what to eat and thinking every possible option is disgusting but knowing i can't not eat or i'll become true evil
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i had to double-check if this was satire because W H Y
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
unrelated to oblivion in particular, this short article perfectly articulates the fundamental problem i too have with enjoying pretty much any remaster or remake, or even sequels that tread the same ground as the original
A screenshot from the article: Oblivion was a great game, but what I want to experience again most of all is the intangible excitement that came from it being a novelty. A remaster can't scrub my brain clean of my overexposure to games of its ilk. That's one of the unfortunate but inevitable drawbacks of any remaster (or remake, for that matter). Sure, Oblivion will look much nicer, and I'll check it out in the name of nostalgia and media-obligated science, but I'll really be chasing a high that is simply unattainable.Another screenshot: Remasters are great for making games look and play "the way you remember them," but they can't make you feel the same way you did the first time. Some come close; the Dead Space remake added new mechanical bells and whistles to make the game even scarier on the second go around. Metroid Prime Remastered reinforced that title as one of the best ever, and there are still few shooters like it. Perhaps it's because Oblivion is one of the originators of a now oversaturated genre that the idea of going back to it is less appealing without that now-expired novelty factor.
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm sort of a cruel cynic because while that monologue is genuinely stirring, I can't help but remember the incredibly cynical beat where the idealistic little "read theory!" guy writing his manifesto is literally crushed to death by money (the real power of a rebellion) after achieving very little.
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gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
wow nice huge cock. kind of small though. miniscule really, compared to the vast expanse of the stars
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
blue checkmark evil, jd vance also evil, pope dead, bluesky dead, capitalism and fascism. please retweet
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Haysey_Draws Sleepy Teachers @haysey-draws.art · 21/04/2025
Updating an old classic for Makoto’s birthday! Just deciding on if it’s her original outfit or something else…
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Fochti @fochti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
why do freshly cooked gnocchi smell like crayons/modelling clay
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
everybody on here: "it's not that hard to set up domain verification, guys. anyone with a brain could do it" me, slowly shoving a few too many pickle chips in my mouth: you don't have to be mean about it
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wemeze @wemeze.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Man kennt das ja: Es ist wieder jemand zu laut, zu klar, zu wahr. @jcwagner.bsky.social , Historiker, Gedenkstättenleiter, zuständig für Orte, an denen die Geschichte noch nach Asche riecht, wagt es, in einem Interview mit einem öffentlich-rechtlichen Sender das Naheliegende zu tun Thread 1/
Die Anstalt, die nicht senden wollte - Ein Nachruf auf den öffentlich-rechtlichen Mumm

"Diese Woche wurde ich erstmals in einem Interview mit einem Sender des ÖRR bei einer Äußerung zum Geschichtsrevisionismus gebeten, die #AfD nicht explizit  zu erwähnen. Begründung: Das wird sonst nicht gesendet." - Jens-Christian Wagner
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 21/04/2025
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check. In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
Bluesky’s logo, a trusted verifier’s scalloped checkmark, and a standard verified blue check mark.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
the face seller #horriblegirls
faceless pinup girl with rows of mannequin heads with faces pinned to them behind her
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VAL🦴HAL @valhal.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You may now kiss the bride
A woman with pustules forming a dress and a veil over her eyeless face. The whole piece is tones of yellow
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
voyeurism #horriblegirls
a topless girl with tattoos of glowing eyes and repeating text that says looking at you and looking right at you
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