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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

back in the early 2010s, my Iowa friends would post on Facebook about Hawkeye games with tags like "Go Hawks" and the dumb Facebook AI would bunch them up and tell me "many of your friends are posting about the Atlanta Hawks"

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*white boy in mid 30s voice* Macklemore they could never make me hate you

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

latino slavs??? romanians are so powerful

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

its fucked up that august is equally close to june as it is to october. like bitch its summer dont talk to me about fucking october

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

culvers is not fast casual! words have meanings!

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Thunder vs Knicks about to be an unwatchable orange and blue flop-off

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

the real way i know bluesky is dying is that it's been months since the last time i saw "bluesky is dying" discourse

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

how can you measure whether you are losing a war that has no specific objectives? checkmate libs

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I'd rather be dead in Illinois than alive in Indiana

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

what do you mean that none of the top 12 big air snowboarders are american??? this is a national crisis

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

learning about Tanzania's muslim girlboss dictator rigging elections in her favor....now thats the kind of woke I can get behind

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Dewey Cox gave us such a beautiful interregnum without the firehose of shitty musical biopics, but Bohemian Rhapsody singlehandedly dragged us back into the dark ages. like what the hell is this Springsteen flick? the many crimes of Bryan Singer

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

the "we're busy being focused on healthcare" message from elected democrats is so transparently silly. ok so you vote on a failed reconciliation amendment once per year? what are you doing the other 364 days per year?

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The only 2 teams that haven't made a NLCS or ALCS this millennium are the Reds and the Pirates. But bizarrely, the most common NLCS match up of all time is Reds vs. Pirates, who played eachother 5 different times, mostly in the 70s. Baseball is weird!

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

the idea that "democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line" is so ludicrous lmao. nobody was storming the capitol for joe biden

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

The world is a better place without Charlie Kirk behind a microphone. He deserved to be deplatformed and ostracized from public life. Did he deserve to be murdered? No, but I won't shed any tears.

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk made a career out of being critical of higher ed despite having only attended 1 year of community college. That's like being a film critic who's only ever seen Boss Baby

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I'm sorry you're upset that it's loud next to *checks notes* train tracks

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

who's going to conduct the first 2028 primary polls including pope leo?

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

love seeing a car with a big dent in the bumper or on the sides speed through a stale yellow or change lanes without signaling and shit. that's environmental storytelling right there

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

how is the live action Snow White not released yet? the discourse about it has been going on for ages. genuinely would have believed it came out in like 2023

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

we haven't seen much of JD Vance lately because he's been busy writing takes about the upcoming papal conclave that will singe your eyebrows off through your phone

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Facebook AI slop

Facebook content from Sickworld captioned "Mom ❤️".

AI image on the left of a ~30 year old white woman holding 2 blonde babies and wearing modern jeans and sweater. Picture is labeled "1954".

AI image on the right of a ~90 year old white woman being held by 2 young men wearing fatigues. Picture is labeled "2024".

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

idk who needs to hear this, but people who say something that begins with "idk who needs to hear this" usually knows exactly who needs to hear it

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

but where will Sharon Needles belong now?

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

@ netflix execs, i will fight you girls5eva girls get behind me

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

identifying the UHC shooter should be simple. all they have to do is look for someone who was recently denied a claim by UHC. surely if everyone loves their insurance coverage so much that can't be that many people, right? RIGHT??

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

the colors in Wicked were less muted than I had been led to believe, but the Emerald City in was still less green and vibrant than Chicago on St. Paddy's day weekend

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Reuben Karabekian @reubenkarabekian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024