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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Checking in on this site like I check my Hotmail account—perverse curiosity disguised as an errand.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

God, I keep forgetting this place exists. It’s like Neverland.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

going on multiple cousin walks and each time coming back with a new cousin

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Anyone want to go to of Monsters and Men tonight?

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I haven’t been posting lately because looming just outside your window has been taking up too much of my time

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Bro are you even committed to excellence in serving both your internal and external partners?

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Women used to love me…back when I was lovely.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Yeah I talk to myself. It’s 2025, who gives a shit?

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I followed you, pay attention to me you monster.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Didn’t an oil change used to be like twenty bucks?

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Vonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!

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KILLY krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 10/11/2025

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

If the many privileges life bestowed on me, probably psychologically healthy parents had been at the top of the list. Although it just gives me another thing to feel superior about which is the last thing I need.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

God has not seen fit to fit me for a new suit yet, or ever frankly

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

It is now the time of night where we sit on the edge of the bed, burp and eat antacids. NOT AFFILIATED WITH WITH THE SANDWICH ALERT FROM EARLIER.

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Always the bridesmaid, never the vengeful assassin in a yellow jumpsuit.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

More than once in this life I’ve found myself wondering how big is the world’s largest googly-eye.

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

It's an effort to halt the flow of time, to hold onto this day we have and not pass into tomorrow. We grind the stream to a standstill and waltz through the annals of a world at rest

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I’m on 100% battery ama.

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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

a little time spent with some watercolor and redwoods

treez’s hand holding a small watercolor boomlet that is held up against a wooded area. the watercolor book has a small painting of impressions of the redwoods trees that encircle them in the forest. the painting is quick and rough but gets the idea across. the sky is a pretty blue today

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GoGhostly @goghostly.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Gender reveal: it's a ghost 👻

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

You know what’s crazy is there’s really no place to buy a keychain. They just come on things (lol) and if you have a junk drawer, there may be one or two in there.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

It’s wild that I went crazy for a couple years and when I snapped back into sanity the entire rest of the world went crazy.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I don’t do AI. For better or for worse, my intelligence is all natural.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Don't waste your time staring at the person you are in love with. Get your butt up and go tell them you're in love with them before its too late.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

Love the pull tab on soup. Love to pop open a Soup and chug it straight out of the can.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

If life had a laugh track, at least I’d know when I’m supposed to find this funny.

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BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Ribs are the teeth of the torso

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I don’t want to grow old and get sick. I want to get hit by a train and die instantly while I’m out for a run.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

be on the lookout for a very small dracula

A small wooden box I found on my walk that is long and skinny and looks like a small coffin with the lid broken up, its next to my feet for scale and because I wasn't paying attention when I took the picture

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BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Hey, with the intention of never saying another word to you

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The sex education class has been moved to the pickleball courts.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

“Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional still makes my heart race.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I’m surprised you don’t hear more LSD jokes in Utah.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Horehound candy? It's not what you think.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I can’t wait to be blocked by you, my love.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

From ‘babe’ to ‘user not found’ in 3.6 seconds

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

*walking into your house for the first time* where is the candy room?

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 08/08/2025

Anybody want some blubeberbys. Bluebbberybs. You know what that is hard

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I regularly do something that is bad for my social status just to prove to myself and others that my existence is not dependent on the approval of the group.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The more of the world I see, the more I realize one of my greatest privileges was having psychologically healthy parents.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I went to sleep with a dirty dish in the sink for the first time in a long time last night. Much to think about.

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I’d make him so many sandwiches.. if you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down…

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Do they smoke marijuana in Muskogee yet or no?

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